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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Drink-Mix Man posted:

The script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie.

And that talking pie was really just a talking dog!

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

It's a buddy picture!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Dogs don't look like dogs on film, you've got to use horses.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

And that talking pie was really just a talking dog!
Desserts aren't always right.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Hogburto posted:

Desserts aren't always right.

Mmm, sacrilicious.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Mmm, sacrilicious.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Writer Cath posted:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge.

Writer Cath, can you set the oven to "cold"?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Writer Cath posted:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge.

Are you going to eat that sandwich?

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

And that talking pie was really just a talking dog!

Hi CharlieFoxtrot! Find your soul mate!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Hogburto posted:

Desserts aren't always right.

Ooh, floor pie!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Striking Yak posted:

Ooh, floor pie!
Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Hogburto posted:

Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Well here's the thing inspector, the button for 5 doesn't light up.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Are you going to eat that sandwich?

BloodDesk, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

BloodDesk, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

How could I stay mad at you?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Luigi Thirty posted:

Well here's the thing inspector, the button for 5 doesn't light up.

Is that so? Well, I have a feeling you'll be... "dropping" the charges!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

CatchrNdRy posted:

How could I stay mad at you?


This is all your fault!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Everything Counts posted:

Hey there, Blimpie Boy.... flying through the air so fancy-free...

Up, up and away!
In my beautiful, beautiful motorboat!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

Starland Vocal Band? They suck!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Up, up and away!
In my beautiful, beautiful motorboat!

The crime-SOLVING boat.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The crime-SOLVING boat.
That back-talking boat sets a bad example.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Luigi Thirty posted:

Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

Ja okay in ze hole.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Hogburto posted:

That back-talking boat sets a bad example.

And that's the end of that chapter.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

We Germans aren't all smiles and sunshine.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Hogburto posted:

That back-talking boat sets a bad example.

Gimme three fingers of milk, Ma.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Luigi Thirty posted:

Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

You wrecked Hitler's car! What'd he ever do to you?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Women's Rights? posted:

And that's the end of that chapter.

Die, bad robots, die!

With a dry cool, wit like that...

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Die, bad robots, die!

With a dry cool, wit like that...

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

That's the joke.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


MondayHotDog posted:

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

That's the joke.

I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Luigi Thirty posted:

I hate having parties. The toilet always gets backed up.

Who's playing that music? And where's all that liquor coming fom?

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Drink-Mix Man posted:

The crime-SOLVING boat.

Oh, there's always a canal, or an inlet, or a fjord!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who's playing that music? And where's all that liquor coming fom?

Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?

Ow! Those gears down there really hurt!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am?

Uh...Best drat quote thread pet shop in town!

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!


What a day, eh, Goons? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them as is my understanding...

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


Facepalm Ranger posted:

What a day, eh, Goons? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them as is my understanding...

Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school.

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Who's playing that music? And where's all that liquor coming fom?

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

General Bort posted:

You wrecked Hitler's car! What'd he ever do to you?

19...1939! Oh, my God, I've gone back in time! I've got to warn everybody about Hitler...and get to the ice cream store!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


oldskool posted:

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

I'm full of piss and vinegar!

I used to just be full of vinegar.

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Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

mrfart posted:

Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school.

The children have to learn about Tekwar sooner or later.

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