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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

oldskool posted:

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain?
Passing out in the ocean...

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain?
Passing out in the ocean...


If you like refund adjustments,
And the music I play,
Send a check to my friend Ralph,
And he'll mail you a tape!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If you like refund adjustments,
And the music I play,
Send a check to my friend Ralph,
And he'll mail you a tape!



Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,

Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something...

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


oldskool posted:

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up!
Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up!
Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!

Man Smart!

Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain?
Passing out in the ocean...


Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Klungar posted:

Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

That's some nice work with the bag-zooka, Lou.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

IMJack posted:

Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys.

Bake 'em away, toys.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Bjay9 posted:

Bake 'em away, toys.

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

IMJack posted:

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!


I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Deviant posted:

I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Deviant posted:

I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

Don't make me tap the sign.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

DrBouvenstein posted:

You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better.



...nah, forget it. Go home kid.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

mrfart posted:

Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school.

She's faking it.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012


Bjay9 posted:

Bake 'em away, toys.

You'll live to regret this!

Oh, thanks a lot. Now I look crazy.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

IMJack posted:

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!


The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

She's faking it.

It looks like he's trying to jump over that other goon and can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Drink-Mix Man posted:

The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"


Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

It looks like he's trying to jump over that other goon and can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!

Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are fighting!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Women's Rights? posted:

Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month! "And two comely lasses of virtue true..."

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Deviant posted:

Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are fighting!
Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Hogburto posted:

Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


CatchrNdRy posted:

Man Smart!

The woman is.... smarter!

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.

Each leap brings us closer to God

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

The woman is.... smarter!

You badmouthed MacGuyver didn't you?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Roark posted:



...nah, forget it. Go home kid.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,

Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something...


Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy.

... or a man named Andy.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

The policeman on the street
Needs some time to rest his feet

"Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"


For no reason,
Here's Dr.Bouvenstein.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary


Skeesix posted:

Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy.

... or a man named Andy.

tell a lie tell a lie

I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start!

....Braa-VO. clap...clap

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Skeesix posted:

Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy.

... or a man named Andy.

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!


For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!


For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!


For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!

I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Man Smart!

Jerusalem posted:

The woman is.... smarter!

Sadly, this was not part of the act.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!


For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

...sometimes

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home!

ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!?

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