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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Jerusalem posted:

This old goon has something that none of you Redditors will ever have with all your fancy subreddits.... life experience!

I spent forty years as a night watchman at a chub silo! :corsair:

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

I spent forty years as a night watchman at a chub silo! :corsair:

On his eighteenth birthday he was blown up in a silo explosion.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



IMJack posted:

On his eighteenth birthday he was blown up in a silo explosion.



Oh no, the corn!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

On his eighteenth birthday he was blown up in a silo explosion.



IMJack, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

This old goon has something that none of you Redditors will ever have with all your fancy subreddits.... life experience!

You know what's great about you goons?

GBS.

Man, I must have trolled that forum...twice.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

But Do over Ham.... I'm from GBS!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

IMJack, how could you let this happen? You were supposed to be the night watchman.

I was watching! I saw the whole thing! First it started blowing up... then it blew up.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


THE BEST PART WAS WHEN THE BUILDINGS FELL DOWN!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

But Do over Ham.... I'm from GBS!

Really? Well, I'm from GBS too and I've never heard anyone use the phrase :airquote: "steamed do over hams." :airquote:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

But Do over Ham.... I'm from GBS!

No fooling?!? I'm from GBS! Do you know Lowtax McCloud?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Really? Well, I'm from GBS too and I've never heard anyone use the phrase :airquote: "steamed do over hams." :airquote:

Well it's more of a Front Page Discussion phrase....

TMMadman posted:

No fooling?!? I'm from GBS! Do you know Lowtax McCloud?

That's not Latinowtax!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

That's not Latinowtax!

Are they talking about Greektown the chans? :ohdear:

No, the Latinowtax, so just keep your mouth shut! :argh:

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Ye have the rap sheet of a FYAD’er...and ya flame like one, too!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TheObserver posted:

Ye have the rap sheet of a FYAD’er...and ya flame like one, too!

Of course you'd say that. You have the reg date of a stagecoach tilter.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



IMJack posted:

Of course you'd say that. You have the reg date of a stagecoach tilter.

Well, what do you expect? These goons are pure Baltic Avenue.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

TheObserver posted:

Ye have the rap sheet of a FYAD’er...and ya flame like one, too!

I'm afraid all those goons have retired and... passed on. In fact, your FYAD'er has been permabanned for 130 years.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I'm afraid all those goons have retired and... passed on. In fact, your FYAD'er has been permabanned for 130 years.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....so.... is there a Helldump?

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Jerusalem posted:

....so.... is there a Helldump?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy



Oh, so you like shitposts, goons? I know a play that's shitpostier than FYAD itself! In this shitposting place, earthly memes are as sour as poison. You'd spit them out, you would!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

My story begins in twenty-dickety-three.

We had to say "dickety" because the redditors had stolen our word for "aught".

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozXMsFZMydw

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



IMJack posted:

My story begins in twenty-dickety-three.

We had to say "dickety" because the redditors had stolen our word for "aught".

"Dickety?" Highly dubious! :smuggo:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Deviant posted:

THE BEST PART WAS WHEN THE BUILDINGS FELL DOWN!

New York is thataway, man.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Class3KillStorm posted:

"Dickety?" Highly dubious! :smuggo:

I don’t see how - it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

TheObserver posted:

I don’t see how - it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Tonight on Quoteline: The Shitposting Strike: Argle-bargle or Foofooraw?

FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

Class3KillStorm posted:

"Dickety?" Highly dubious! :smuggo:

Quiet Class3KillStorm. Too must posting in your diet! :discourse:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



FanofPortals posted:

Quiet Class3KillStorm.

I choose to waive that right.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Class3KillStorm posted:

I choose to waive that right.





Class3Screamapillar Care Tips. Wow look at all this stuff. Without constant reassurance it will die, it's sexually attracted to fire...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

FanofPortals posted:

Quiet Class3KillStorm. Too must posting in your diet! :discourse:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:



Class3Screamapillar Care Tips. Wow look at all this stuff. Without constant reassurance it will die, it's sexually attracted to fire...

Then why don't I hear any sleep screams? :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Do THESE sound like the actions of somebody who choo-choo-chooses you? :colbert:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Do THESE sound like the actions of somebody who choo-choo-chooses you? :colbert:

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Oct 17, 2017

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

On the one hand, DrBouvenstein's "Custom Guitar Hero Simpsons Episode" Youtube link touched my soul. But Do over Hams "kick in the groin" had a kick in the groin!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

Tonight on Quoteline: The Shitposting Strike: Argle-bargle or Foofooraw?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


FanofPortals
Sep 22, 2006

BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

I don't believe in nothin, no more.
I'm going to law school!

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



FanofPortals posted:

I don't believe in nothin, no more.
I'm going to law school!

Good for you, son. If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

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