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Jerusalem posted:SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... I warsh myself with a rag on a stick 
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Oct 8, 2013 13:53
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....to what do you owe your rampant success.... 
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CatchrNdRy posted:I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? 
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Oct 12, 2013 02:16
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CatchrNdRy posted:self-indulgent tripe! 
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Oct 16, 2013 23:45
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Striking Yak posted:
It's a candy dish. Ninety dollars 
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Oct 26, 2013 00:05
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Mayo and Catsup posted:And why don't posters dance anymore? Remember the quote-toosie? Can't stop...doing....the monkey 
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Oct 31, 2013 13:14
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What kind of slime would I marry? 
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Nov 14, 2013 22:14
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AKA Driver posted:IMJack, this is all the money I have in my purse. Go home and bury in the yard. I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good. It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner.
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Nov 16, 2013 21:10
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic Asses." 
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Nov 29, 2013 07:34
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Deviant posted:We have a caller, which is strange as this is not a call in show. That's odd....I don't have a secretary Or an intercom
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Nov 29, 2013 17:02
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Don't worry. I'm sure all the inmates are dead and their ghosts are in hell. You may crush our bodies and our ponchos, but you'll never silence our song of protest!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
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Dec 3, 2013 02:58
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Thanks Benevenstanciano 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:SOY! SOY! SOY! Ay yi yi! Es CharlieFoxtrot! Me ha molestado!
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Dec 21, 2013 04:26
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Would you kids like to come with me? 
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Dec 21, 2013 21:43
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Jan 4, 2014 08:49
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Or double-ply windows! They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our... heating bill... 
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Jan 4, 2014 21:11
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:
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Apr 6, 2014 05:08
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I broke barstools, befouled your broom closet, and made sweet love to your pool table ... which I then befouled.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:
I am the Lizard Queen 
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Jun 14, 2014 04:21
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I am the wondrous wizard of Latin!
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ThNextGreenLantern posted:Apes. But they're not as big.  DrBouvenstein posted:TMMadman, are you aware you're not wearing any pants? 
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Aug 10, 2014 01:46
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After The War posted:That's how it is, though. One minute, IMJack is cooking your favorite meal. The next, you're thawing a hot dog in a gas station sink. 
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Aug 12, 2014 03:46
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Tokelau All Star posted:I didn't do nothin'! Wuzzle Wazzle? EDIT: Red posted:Cancel the ham! 
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Do over Ham posted:Lisa needs braces. 
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Aug 23, 2014 04:49
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TMMadman posted:I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at IMJack's teeth. TMMadman, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such
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Aug 23, 2014 05:29
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MondayHotDog posted:Looks like it's back to good old fashioned voodoo. 
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Aug 28, 2014 13:18
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I'd have called 'em chazzwazzers
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Aug 30, 2014 06:54
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Tatum Girlparts posted:And the Grammy for best hardcore metal album of the year goes to...SIMPSONS CHRISTMAS BOOGIE?! You beat Dexy's Midnight Runners 
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Sep 1, 2014 01:41
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Jerusalem posted:♪ IT'S A HELL OF A..... THREEEEAAAAAAD! ♪ Maybe it's the beer talking Jerusalem but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? get outta here.
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Sep 1, 2014 05:23
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mrfart posted:Your nickname will be Cosmos. 
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Sep 1, 2014 21:31
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Jerusalem posted:Uhhh...... THE BEST drat CATCHPHRASE ON THE SOMETHINGAWFUL FORUMS! 
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Sep 6, 2014 18:50
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Mira posted:I swear it's SA's only choice, morals and ethics and carnal foreberance....
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Nov 8, 2014 01:43
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AKA Driver posted:This post is written on a cocktail napkin! 
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Dec 13, 2014 08:21
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:What's really amazing is this is exactly what Dad said would happen! That's because you were drunk 
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Apr 24, 2015 23:23
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Lemon posted:Say, did somebody say... "box kites"? 
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After The War posted:Well, I hope you're all satisfied. You bankrupted a bunch of naive movie folks, folks from Hollywood where values are... different. They weren't thinking about the money. They just wanted to tell a story, a story about a radioactive man, and you slick small-towners took 'em for all they were worth. One of your favorite Simpsons Quote Thread OPs The Situ
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Mister Kingdom posted:His name was Stampy. You loved him. 
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Aug 11, 2015 04:06
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jscolon2.0 posted:If you guessed The SituAsian, you're wrong. He was never popular. I'm not dead. In fact i just wrote an OP for PSP 
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Aug 11, 2015 13:30
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IMJack posted:Gratzi, gratzi. You have brought-a great joy to this old Italian stereotype. 
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