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Boardroom Jimmy posted:
So, Boardroom Jimmy, let's just junk those dumbocrats and their bleeding heart smellfare program.
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Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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Mar 23, 2015 19:13
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Oh dear. Send a ham to his widow.
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Mar 23, 2015 20:32
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Monday_ posted:Bonjoooouuuurrrrr, ya cheese-eating surrender monkeys! Monday_, have you been up all night eating cheese?
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Apr 20, 2015 17:09
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:The last pineapple! And plenty ripe too! I've got enough gazpacho for everyone!
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Apr 22, 2015 13:18
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After The War posted:That's right, money. PT6A's money is all that monies. Ohhh, I can't believe you goons muscled me out of my grease business! 
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Apr 30, 2015 16:23
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Writer Cath posted:
Use an open-faced club! The sand wedge!
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May 1, 2015 13:01
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I ought to club them and eat their bones.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You. Have. Entered. POWER DRIVE. 
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May 1, 2015 14:08
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Oh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides. What's wrong with my sundaes?
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May 1, 2015 16:18
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The Nastier Nate posted:Thank you! It's just brown and water. If it's brown, drink it down! If it's black, send it back.
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May 5, 2015 13:38
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Skeesix posted:Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. IMJack! He's back... in pog form!
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May 13, 2015 19:03
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Gin_Rummy posted:I was hoping that, for once, maybe someone would call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene." Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.
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May 22, 2015 16:17
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misdirectomy posted:The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. You're not misdirectomy! I'm misdirectomy!
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May 26, 2015 16:45
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:We got more gongs than the breakdancing robot that caught on fire Why?? Why was I programmed to feel pain??
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May 26, 2015 19:02
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Deviant posted:I was saying "Boo-urns." This suit burns better. Look! Better. Look! Burns. Suit.
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May 27, 2015 18:59
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Deviant posted:Trab pu kcip! YVAN EHT NIOJ
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May 27, 2015 19:41
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The Nastier Nate posted:Red room! Red room!....over there... I'm on my way! *finishes watching Wheel of Fortune* Heh heh heh... What'd you say, Nastier Nate? DizzyBum fucked around with this message at 19:47 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 19:45
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Sushi in Yiddish posted:Sorry dude...black! 
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May 28, 2015 00:27
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Now let's all get drunk and play ping-pong!
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May 29, 2015 15:15
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Eat around the banana, Moneypenny Dreadful, it's just empty vitamins. You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
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Jun 2, 2015 15:21
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TMMadman posted:What's the matter Doctor_Fruitbat? You've barely touched your Banana Kaboom. What's wrong with my sundaes?
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Jun 2, 2015 18:45
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Ehh, it's not for you. It's more of a... Shelbyville quote thread.
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Jun 3, 2015 16:24
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Look... Just get rid of the sugar, okay?
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Jun 3, 2015 18:29
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Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
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Jun 5, 2015 13:16
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The Nastier Nate posted:Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. That's the worst name I ever heard.
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Jun 5, 2015 18:12
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Monday_ posted:Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah! The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
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Jun 8, 2015 12:44
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TMMadman posted:First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch The Nastier Nate in the back of the head! TMMadman, you don't know how to box, you're 38 years old, and you haven't gotten any exercise since grade school. Of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle. Before you even consider this, I insist you consult a doctor.
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Jun 9, 2015 16:21
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Up and at them!
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Jun 11, 2015 20:41
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Jorghnassen posted:It's an old-fashioned quote posting! By Gar, it's been a while. If we give up our platinum accounts... I'll have to pay for Jorghnassen's PMs!
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Jun 12, 2015 14:15
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TMMadman posted:Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Simpsons Quote Thead's nakedest goons. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Ooh, erotic goon cakes! 
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Jun 13, 2015 02:28
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Skeesix posted:I'm going to cut you SKEESIXYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?!?!?!
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Jun 16, 2015 03:12
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Jerusalem posted:dramatizationmaynothavehappened So, Mr. Jerusalem, you admit you grabbed TMMadman's can. What do you have to say in your defense? ... Mr. Jerusalem, your silence will only incriminate you further... No, Mr. Jerusalem, don't take your anger out on me! Get back! Get back! M-Mr. Jerusalem! NOOOOO!
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Jun 16, 2015 23:53
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TMMadman posted:Urge to kill rising... *chops down the door* I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!
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Jun 17, 2015 15:33
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York_M_Chan posted:Oh yeah well, my dad's a pretty big poster down at the quote factory I know! I'll just do like York_M_Chan and escape into fantasy. daydream posted:Thread, instead of going to the quote factory today, we'll be going to the...... quote factory! drat forums! You've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to.... to, um.... uhhhh....
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Jun 24, 2015 19:02
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Mira posted:Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance... Hey kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME! Bust it!
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Jun 30, 2015 17:03
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DoctorWhat posted:Inflammable means flammable? What a country! DoctorWhat dolls for sale, $2! Buy 'em and burn 'em!
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Jul 2, 2015 20:38
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PT6A posted:I kicked a giant goon in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram? 
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Jul 2, 2015 21:59
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TMMadman posted:My name is TMMadman! Oh, you're a dead man, Counts. Oh, you're dead! YOU'RE DEAD, COUNTS!!! No, that's German for "The Counts, The".
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Jul 7, 2015 15:20
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too? If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
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Stargate posted:There's very little meat in these gym mats! Bacon? Ham?? Pork chops???
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