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MondayHotDog posted:Oh boy, this looks bad... We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call "Frogurt"!
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Oct 13, 2013 22:06
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Drink-Mix Man posted:It smells funny in there. No it doesn't. 
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Oct 18, 2013 01:29
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It's 11 o'clock, do you know where your children are?
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Oct 18, 2013 04:07
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DrBouvenstein posted:Hello mudder, Oh, he quote post good.
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Oct 18, 2013 22:01
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Funky See Funky Do posted:There's a hole in my heart Well, we gotta pay for promotion, shipping, distribution, you know those limos out back? They aren’t free. Whatever’s left we throw down the well.
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Oct 20, 2013 21:58
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Bjay9 posted:
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Oct 25, 2013 18:23
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Striking Yak posted:Crocodiles bit off her face. HA!  Listen how they get slower and gravelier as the seasons progress
Jorghnassen fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Oct 26, 2013 |
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Oct 26, 2013 17:43
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Bad fawn! Hey! Moose! Shoo! I'm talking to you! Get off my lawn, now!
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Oct 31, 2013 01:56
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We come now to the final and most terrifying painting of the evening. To even gaze upon it is to go mad.
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Oct 31, 2013 16:01
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The turkey's a little dry! Oh, foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee?!
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Nov 2, 2013 01:12
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Writer Cath posted:Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Hi David, I'm Grampa. 
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Nov 2, 2013 20:55
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MondayHotDog posted:Jerusalem said the teachers are gonna crack at any minute purple monkey dishwasher. "It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times" ?? You stupid monkey!
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Nov 3, 2013 03:33
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MondayHotDog posted:What about Ray Bradbury? I'm aware of his work. 
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Nov 4, 2013 02:16
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Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
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Nov 16, 2013 15:38
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Here's a witty rejoinder for ya! Hey fattie! I got a movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!
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Nov 24, 2013 21:02
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I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death. 
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Dec 6, 2013 00:14
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do you feel like we do, Something Awful, yeah! Do you feel... I have laryngitis. It hurts to talk. So I'll just say one thing... You never do anything right.
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Dec 8, 2013 21:16
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Crackerman posted:Ahh Oliver North, he was just poured into that uniform. We elected the wrong Carter.
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Dec 9, 2013 21:42
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Thank you Taco for that loving tribute to Falco. This should provide adequate sustenance for my Dr. Who marathon.
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Dec 10, 2013 00:29
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Wow... we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny and blurry... just like the inside of a cataract.
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Dec 14, 2013 12:25
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The Dark One posted:Free and easy, Drink. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort. Dark One, you being a cop makes you the man... which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing).
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MondayHotDog posted:Can I use your bathroom? Find the bathroom alright?
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Dec 22, 2013 15:26
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Shh. They're strapping down Liza Minnelli. Pipe down, sister. I gotta book a new act for tonight. Turns out that Liza Minnelli impersonator was really Liza Minnelli. *shudder*
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Jan 7, 2014 18:51
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Laser effects, mirrored balls... John Williams must be rolling around in his grave. Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
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Jan 10, 2014 04:30
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MondayHotDog posted:Was President Lincoln okay? He sold poisoned milk to school children.
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Jan 19, 2014 23:16
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MondayHotDog posted:No goon of mine is gonna be an 18th century Cockney boot-black. No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector. Consarn it.
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Jan 21, 2014 01:11
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CatchrNdRy posted:I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state. I'm a level 5 vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Jan 25, 2014 19:00
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Frink posted:
Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's patented last-second magic the final score of Super Bowl XXX-- Denver, 7 San Francisco, 56.
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 Lisa, when you get to be our age, you’ll learn a few things, like when a sign says “Do not feed the bears,” man, you better not feed the bears.
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Feb 9, 2014 18:23
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To George and Abe and all the rest, here's a special song just for you. Radio: '60s Pop Song
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Feb 17, 2014 18:54
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Eventually, I just gave up and stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the '80s, and no one noticed.
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Mar 11, 2014 13:30
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...and when ye tallow hardens, we remove it from yon mold.
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Mar 13, 2014 16:11
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Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors, useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
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Mar 15, 2014 16:29
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jscolon2.0 posted:Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices! That story isn't suitable for children.
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Mar 23, 2014 18:43
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The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a violent gun image thread so gradually, I didn't even notice.
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Apr 7, 2014 12:58
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Chlorine, eh?
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Apr 18, 2014 03:12
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Then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge! 
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Apr 26, 2014 00:10
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Spiffster posted:♪ Not on your life my Goony Friend! ♪ Mono... 
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You'd love it. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!
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