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Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


Hogburto posted:

I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer.

I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer.

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Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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No you shut up!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers!

The OP is the voice of reason.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

Are you asking me out?

That was Writer Cath. You only get one chance with Writer Cath.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Hogburto posted:

IMJack, you can't judge a place you've never been to.

Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!!

They're poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway, so far the nook is relatively- OH NO!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

I just think its neat!

Failure is so dangerous. Just look at Roark's teeth!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Luigi Thirty posted:

Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents?

Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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IMJack posted:

And that's the tooth!



Oops, I left the gas on.



Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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IMJack posted:

I want to show you a book, Cookie.

The Big Book of British Smiles.





Freshen ya drink governor?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke!

Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Hogburto posted:

♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do.

So that means that Hogburto is, and always had been, the evil goon!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right!

Desserts aren't always right.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Hey you, are you the beer baron?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.

He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me.

"Well dear, you always wanted a compact"

Ain't that the truth!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

He likes peanuts.

It's a ring toss game

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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DrBouvenstein posted:

You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today!

I also fed some ducklings!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl.

We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl!

You're talking about a trough.We're not going to eat out of a trough.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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And thing, it's only 5:30, why are you in your underwear?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger!

What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes.

But Do over Ham, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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DrBouvenstein posted:

We can?

Thanks colon!


*slaps Cookie*

Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Do over Ham posted:

It's just me and you now, lock of hair.

I love you Cookie. Mmmmmm.

Heh, I don't need him at all anymore.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb.

I am in your power, boss me around.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me. I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Skeesix posted:

I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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IMJack posted:

Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.

Erm, your youngest daughter.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench.

Heh heh, "chicks on the bench.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Bjay9 posted:

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

But sir, that's not-

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Ainsley McTree posted:

It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.

Oh, don't you see? You do have a sin to confess - the sin of envy.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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MondayHotDog posted:

I love these lazy Saturdays.

It's Wednesday Thursday MondayHotDog.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster.
We should continue this thread later during the designated break period. Sincerely, Moneypenny Dreadful.

Can you believe that girl? She's in her office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Uh, oh, excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Fart Hell-O's?

Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Everything Counts posted:

My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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What a crappy screencap.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Ainsley McTree posted:

I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening.

We are not weiners!

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Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

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Skeesix posted:

Then why are you dressed like wieners?

They made us.

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