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Hogburto posted:I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer. I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 22:47 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:12 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:Shut up. No you shut up!
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 00:05 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers! The OP is the voice of reason.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 01:13 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 01:53 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Are you asking me out? That was Writer Cath. You only get one chance with Writer Cath.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 03:49 |
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 04:32 |
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Hogburto posted:IMJack, you can't judge a place you've never been to. Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 21:16 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!! They're poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway, so far the nook is relatively- OH NO!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 00:23 |
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Jerusalem posted:I just think its neat! Failure is so dangerous. Just look at Roark's teeth!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 04:18 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Tell me, how do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who still live with their parents? Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard and you're on.
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 10:51 |
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IMJack posted:And that's the tooth! Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 06:09 |
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IMJack posted:I want to show you a book, Cookie. Freshen ya drink governor?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 08:23 |
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MondayHotDog posted:As your mod, I would demand a science fiction library featuring an ABC of the genre! Asimov, Bester, Clarke! Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 20:39 |
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Hogburto posted:♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do. So that means that Hogburto is, and always had been, the evil goon!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 03:37 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right! Desserts aren't always right.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 04:57 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Yes? Hey you, are you the beer baron?
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 10:12 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged. He's not the Baron, but he sounds drunk. Probate him.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 11:24 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me. "Well dear, you always wanted a compact" Ain't that the truth!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 23:40 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:He likes peanuts. It's a ring toss game
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 01:58 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:You told me about that candy bar you found at work three times today! I also fed some ducklings!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 20:47 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Well, why don't I drink out of a toilet bowl. We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 02:15 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl! You're talking about a trough.We're not going to eat out of a trough.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 03:54 |
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And thing, it's only 5:30, why are you in your underwear?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 03:55 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger! What do you think Bjay9 is doing in there?
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 05:56 |
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Do over Ham posted:I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes. But Do over Ham, it cuts 90 minutes off my drive!
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 11:24 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:We can? Ow! Someone just punched me in the face.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 02:32 |
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Do over Ham posted:It's just me and you now, lock of hair. I love you Cookie. Mmmmmm. Heh, I don't need him at all anymore.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 07:36 |
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MondayHotDog posted:But I did a good job. A gooooood jobbbbb. I am in your power, boss me around.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2013 06:46 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Grade me...look at me...evaluate and rank me. I'm good, good, good, and oh so smart!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 04:11 |
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Skeesix posted:I'll say! And this perpetual motion machine of hers is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster!
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 07:49 |
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IMJack posted:Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file. Erm, your youngest daughter.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 23:31 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:What? Uh, um, yeah, uh, I just, I just wanted to say how great it is to finally see some chicks on the bench. Heh heh, "chicks on the bench.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 01:58 |
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Bjay9 posted:Have the Rolling Stones killed. But sir, that's not-
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 05:59 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too. Oh, don't you see? You do have a sin to confess - the sin of envy.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 20:53 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I love these lazy Saturdays. It's Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster. Can you believe that girl? She's in her office making a pathetic attempt to look professional.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2013 21:31 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Uh, oh, excuse me! Could you tell me where I might find the Fart Hell-O's? Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 04:13 |
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Everything Counts posted:My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory. At least I'm not stuck at the cracker factory like Everything Counts.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 04:51 |
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What a crappy screencap.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 07:20 |
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Ainsley McTree posted:I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening. We are not weiners!
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 07:36 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:12 |
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Skeesix posted:Then why are you dressed like wieners? They made us.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 07:48 |