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Roark posted:Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies! Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.
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Writer Cath posted:Done and done. I've got to stop fantasizing about ....ehhhh, one more.
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MondayHotDog posted:Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets Daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience. Ever. ...this thread smells like Monday's jacket!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you like refund adjustments, Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben-gay, Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something...
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Skeesix posted:Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy. tell a lie tell a lie I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start!  ....Braa-VO. clap...clap
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I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I sure do like your pixie drink! 
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Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the "army," but a more alarmist name would be the Killbot Factory.
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Parsley posted:I'm a torso! I'm a surfer!
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Oct 20, 2013 17:48
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Hogburto posted:Oh lord, please give me the strength to endure Ainsley McTree's friendship. Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster. We should continue this thread later during the designated break period. Sincerely, Moneypenny Dreadful.
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Luigi Thirty posted:What a brave corporate logo! To stop those monsters, one-two-three, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free, It's got Paul Anka's guarantee ... (Guarantee void in Tennessee) Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look!
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Skeesix posted:I'll field that one! Ladies and gentlemen, whatever dignity remained in boxing is literally flying out the window.
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Oct 25, 2013 06:30
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AKA Driver posted:Weren't there THREE Indians last year? That's crazy talk! No, really, that's my brother, Crazy Talk. We're all a little worried about him. 
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Baron Bifford posted:Apparently the woman who voiced Mrs Krapabble has died: https://twitter.com/frankdecaroshow/status/393987742763585536 That was Edna Krabapple. You only get one chance with Edna Krabapple.  Awww...that was my Halloween costume. Now it's just going to feel sad.
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MondayHotDog posted:What's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears? I had a cat named Snowball - She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping - She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn't that Chrysler have hit me instead?
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Root Bear posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! Hey, Root Bear, heard you swearing. Mind if I join in? Crap, boobs, crap!
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IMJack posted:Professor V.J. Cornucopia's Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery! ...I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.
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I call the big one Bitey.
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IMJack posted:"Oh no! Willy didn't make it! And he crushed our boy!" Aye, I also 'ate the mess he made on the rug. You heard me! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait a minute...dogs can't talk! Hey, Bouvenstein! Help me bite crime, ruff, ruff! 
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It's not his fault, the ape tricked him!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:BALZAC! Mitten!
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Jerusalem posted:Didn't you hear, Marge? THEY HAVE NO BANANAS! I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpan-Zee...
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jscolon2.0 posted:I miss fly-fly da-da... We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in! 
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Cookie Kwan posted:But Moneypenny- I said, hop in.
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Cookie Kwan posted:That was Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you? Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Come gather 'round children, it's high time ye learned, Now do Classical Gas!
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Root Bear posted:WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! Get to the "workin' overtime" part!!
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General Bort posted:Wait a minute! Dogs can't post! Quiet, Bort! The dog is posting!
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Deviant posted:By the way, is there a Mrs. Nahasapeemawhatever? I'd rather eat poison. My name is already Moneypenny Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure. God knows it's long enough without Nehassapassapenawhatever.
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Striking Yak posted:Then call me Mrs. Scum! Yeah, you see how you scum.
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm jscolon2.0. You might remember me from such Goon Doctor threads as "Smoke Yourself Thin" or "Get Confident, Stupid!" Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
...Hug me. Squeeze me. Tug at my fur.
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I am in your power, boss me around.
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Writer Cath posted:How come Batman doesn't dance anymore? Na na na na na na na na Leader!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They don't have them group terlets here no more, do they? Aah! My toolshed!
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Spiffster posted:Because I'm an Idiot! HAPPY!? Now that's sarcasm!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Why don't you lay off the Asians, Drink-Mix.
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This place has more pirated videos than a...
...Chinese K-Mart?
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Deviant posted:Who holds back the electric caaaaar?! Who makes Steve Guttenberg...a star?
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Technogeek posted:That's drat fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks. And drat good cherry pie. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk. Wait a minute...that sounds like rock and/or roll!
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