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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Purple is a fruit.

Zero is a percent.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

It's in the Constitution, son :patriot:

It's all in the Bible, son: it's the prankster's bible.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

But if I squeal on them, they'll just beat me up!

Yes, they are a clever bunch.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

:laugh: Ha, only one person in a million would find that funny.

Yes, we call that the "Drink-Mix Man Ratio".

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Bjay9 posted:

Well, no offense Charlie but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

Young goon, explain yourself! :colbert:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

oldskool posted:

Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine :heysexy:

Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance. I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena. And it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. [hands the package to the man to his right]

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Senior Woodchuck posted:

We found the jade monkey, sir. It was in your glove compartment.

And the road maps? And ice scraper?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! :v:

Everything's comin' up CharlieFoxtrot!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Sock puppets!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

ShaqDiesel posted:

Just as I was getting over my Chester A Arthritis. :ohdear:

You mean I have pneumonia?

Juvenile diabetes?

Hysterical pregnancy?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

The Dark One posted:

Flu?

Protein deficiency?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

What The Dark One needs is a balsam specific.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? CatchrNdRy, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Spiffster posted:

Maybe that will provide us faster nudity! :pervert:

Hurry up! I'm a busy man. :munch:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Tokelau All Star posted:

In this thread we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

I've had it up to here with your "rules"! :colbert:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Thank you, door!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder?

I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, ``I'm a bad widdle boy.''

Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line...

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:



uhh well that could be any mayor

... Oh, uh... :rolleyes: Barney.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

That sounds like a pretty good movie.

Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this on my drive to work this morning:


Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

I shall send you to heaven :angel: before I send you to hell. :devil:

Is there a doggie hell? :ohdear:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

That quote has a puffy tail!

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

This quote really opened my eyes...I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit.

By nagging you when you post foolish things, I just enable your life script.

And that sends me into a shame spiral.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

You know, I never heard the word embiggen before I joined SomethingAwful.

Also, The TV IV has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Moon... Waffles... what a time to be alive!
PS - please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Mmm, corn! Haven't had that in a while. :)

What an odd thing to say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BbxV3iJg8

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Hogburto posted:

I love that song. Reminds me of elephants.

You sicken me. :colbert:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Look. It's ZZ Top! You guys rock!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

jscolon2.0 posted:

One of our posters is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

No buts! You march right back to TV IV, look those goons straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Do you have my teef?

Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's teeth!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Added extra clap; not college material.

Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross!

Eh...you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

I'll mace you good!

Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying...for your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa. :geno:

Can I see your copy of "Swank", CharlieFoxtrot?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Somebody should make some forums that work :sigh:

Somebody did!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Heh heh heh. No one ever says Sports Argument Stadium...

I'd also like to express, er, my fondness for that particular subforum. :nixon:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Frink posted:

I'm sorry, Do over Ham... I've never banned anyone before, but that subforum had some powerful friends.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

You gotta squeal on them boy, run to every mod you can and squeal your heart out!

Jerusalem, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! ...except the weasels.

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Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

It's a pornography thread. I was posting pornography. :downs:

Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that. :haw:

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