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Jerusalem posted:Purple is a fruit. Zero is a percent.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2013 02:29 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 18:25 |
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Jerusalem posted:It's in the Constitution, son It's all in the Bible, son: it's the prankster's bible.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2013 03:14 |
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Jerusalem posted:But if I squeal on them, they'll just beat me up! Yes, they are a clever bunch.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2013 05:58 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Ha, only one person in a million would find that funny. Yes, we call that the "Drink-Mix Man Ratio".
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 04:13 |
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Bjay9 posted:Well, no offense Charlie but what you don't know could fill a warehouse. Young goon, explain yourself!
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 10:03 |
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oldskool posted:Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 08:21 |
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Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance. I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena. And it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. [hands the package to the man to his right]
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2013 09:19 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:We found the jade monkey, sir. It was in your glove compartment. And the road maps? And ice scraper?
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 06:02 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's comin' up CharlieFoxtrot!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 06:43 |
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No one is gay for Do over Ham.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2013 11:14 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:BALZAC! Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Mitten! Sock puppets!
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2013 04:49 |
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ShaqDiesel posted:Just as I was getting over my Chester A Arthritis. You mean I have pneumonia? Juvenile diabetes? Hysterical pregnancy?
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 07:43 |
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The Dark One posted:Flu? What The Dark One needs is a balsam specific.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 02:58 |
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Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? CatchrNdRy, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2013 08:24 |
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Spiffster posted:Maybe that will provide us faster nudity! Hurry up! I'm a busy man.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 08:09 |
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Tokelau All Star posted:In this thread we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! I've had it up to here with your "rules"!
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2013 12:21 |
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Thank you, door!
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2013 08:38 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder? I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, ``I'm a bad widdle boy.'' Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line...
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 06:56 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:
... Oh, uh... Barney.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2013 08:33 |
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Writer Cath posted:That sounds like a pretty good movie. Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2014 06:47 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Saw this on my drive to work this morning:
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 09:51 |
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IMJack posted:I shall send you to heaven before I send you to hell. Is there a doggie hell?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 08:09 |
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Deviant posted:That quote has a puffy tail! Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 08:01 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:This quote really opened my eyes...I can see that I'm just a passive-aggressive co-culprit. And that sends me into a shame spiral.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 02:45 |
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Deviant posted:You know, I never heard the word embiggen before I joined SomethingAwful. Also, The TV IV has a weird smell that you're all probably used to...but I'm not.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 09:24 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Moon... Waffles... what a time to be alive!
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2014 07:00 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Mmm, corn! Haven't had that in a while. What an odd thing to say. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4BbxV3iJg8
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 04:39 |
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Hogburto posted:I love that song. Reminds me of elephants. You sicken me.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 04:57 |
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Look. It's ZZ Top! You guys rock!
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2014 07:50 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:One of our posters is a cannibal. Try and guess which one. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. No buts! You march right back to TV IV, look those goons straight in the eye, and say "Don't eat me"!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 09:10 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Do you have my teef? Know that rattle when you shake up a can of spray paint? That's a kid's teeth!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 04:04 |
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IMJack posted:Added extra clap; not college material. Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 10:42 |
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Everything Counts posted:And that's how I was awarded the Iron Cross! Eh...you never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 03:57 |
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Writer Cath posted:I'll mace you good! Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 07:30 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying...for your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa. Can I see your copy of "Swank", CharlieFoxtrot?
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2014 06:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:Somebody should make some forums that work Somebody did!
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 05:32 |
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Everything Counts posted:Heh heh heh. No one ever says Sports Argument Stadium... I'd also like to express, er, my fondness for that particular subforum.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2014 11:18 |
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Frink posted:I'm sorry, Do over Ham... I've never banned anyone before, but that subforum had some powerful friends. Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 03:24 |
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Jerusalem posted:You gotta squeal on them boy, run to every mod you can and squeal your heart out! Jerusalem, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! ...except the weasels.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 10:45 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 18:25 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's a pornography thread. I was posting pornography. Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2014 02:17 |