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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Women's Rights? posted:

While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!

Check it out, Everything Counts kicking Mohammar Qadaffi in the butt. A timeless classic. Now two for a dollar.

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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


CatchrNdRy posted:

sorry Surly

Shut up.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right!

Are you hugging the TV?

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Beer beer beer! Bed bed bed!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Mister Kingdom posted:

They keep all the jerks on page 16.

The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Frink posted:

No foot-longs!

My Ding-a-Ling! My Ding-a-Ling!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Jorghnassen posted:

Oh, he quote post good.

Jorghnassen fail English? That's unpossible!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Jerusalem posted:

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

It's a ring toss game.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I had that dream again!

Have you been up all night eating cheese?

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Good morning, fellow goon. You'll notice that I am now a model poster.
We should continue this thread later during the designated break period. Sincerely, Moneypenny Dreadful.

Dear Moneypenny Dreadful, as I write this, I am very sad. Our mod has been overthrown and replaced by the benevolent general LOCUST FART HELL. All hail LOCUST FART HELL and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Goon.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


MondayHotDog posted:

Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!

MondayHotDog! That care belonged to Bonnie and Clyde, show some respect.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I failed quoting? That's not possible!

It's Kurns, you idiot!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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I was in the same bar as Dan Castellaneta tonight.

The strength I had to not yell out, "Don't you hate pants?"

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Elfface posted:

Hey, are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works?

You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


MondayHotDog posted:

I am disgusted with the way goons are depicted on Something Awful. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when threads were bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to see quoted again. Number one: Bra. Number two: Horny. Number three: Family Jewels.

When I read your thread, I don't see one wrinkled face or single toothless grin. For shame! To the sickos at TVIV.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Upworthy Springfield is my new favorite thing.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Dear Ninjasaurus, you've got a butt that won't quit.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Jerusalem posted:

Well would you just look at this place. Thread full of unoptimized gifs, post tags not properly closed off, OP a mess, stacks of old quotes from.... TWENTY YEARS AGO!?! A disheveled and malnourished goon found posting in his own filth, seems confused and socially awkward.

I don't like being in this thread Jerusalem. For one thing, there are too many fat goons.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Skeesix posted:

Aw that's what do over ham was missing.

Casual sex

Now for what we all came to this thread for for, HARD CORE NUDITY!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


The Nastier Nate posted:

I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district.



You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Martytoof posted:

No, not Brown! Brown! -- brown -- brown -- brown

Mmmm, Brown. Heckuva school. Weren't you at Brown, TMMadman?

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

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Gin_Rummy posted:

Hey, Do over Ham! You want a job in my factory?

I don't know Gin_Rummy, Do over Ham's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


IMJack posted:

Those kids are, like, so sweet.

If only they had pee-wee hockey when I was a lad.


Ah, well.

Dude you did not smile, we eat for free.

C'mon Shoshana, let's roll.

http://www.postpoems.org/authors/ma...lie/poem/622279

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Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Hey, look at me! I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!

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