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*singing* Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe! Da da da da, da da da da da, insurance fraud today!
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TMMadman posted:TMMadman no function beer well without. Whaddya think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking something along the lines of "No TV and No Beer make Retail Slave Something Something..."
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Cry Havoc posted:It looks like he's trying to jump over her, but can't quite make it. Come on, boy! You can do it! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end. This is the end of dog racing.
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The Nastier Nate posted:My Name is Nate and I'm alcoholic. Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die? It didn't die.
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mrfart posted:Even so, sir, we could stand to lay off a few employees. You're right, Smithers. You're fired! Release the hounds.
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All right, I've waited nine years to get my frisbee back! *immediately throws it back over gate* OOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! 
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IMJack posted:The ring came off my pudding can! Use my pen knife, my good man!
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DENTAL PLAN! ...Lisa needs braces! DENTAL PLAN! ...Lisa needs braces!
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DizzyBum posted:It's buried right here in the Simpsons quote thread, under a big ''T". No, no. Dig UP, stupid!
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IMJack posted:My H has been stolen! Awww, that's how people know it's a Honda. What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off? Right now Superintendent Chalmers is in his office crying like a little girl!
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*gasp*" Mr. Simpson, are you wearing a grocery bag?" "I have misplaced my pants." 
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