The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Do over Ham posted:

Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. :eng101:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 08:01

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:33

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

So you don't work on retainer?

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN! :downs:

# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 03:56

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

IMJack posted:

Oops, I left the gas on.

Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs...

# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 04:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!

Tell her her rump's as BIG as the queen's! And twice as fragrant!

# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 05:03

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Hogburto posted:

What the hell happened to my dogs? I want answers.

Kill two for matching gloves!

# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 00:57

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Writer Cath posted:

It means he gets results, you stupid mod!

I don't want to hear it Writer Cath! That.. that... CANNON of yours is against regulations! In THIS department, we go BY THE BOOK! :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 03:48

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Listen, rummy, I�m going to say it plain and simple: where�d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan? :smith:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 08:59

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

DRINK DUFF!

_{_{_responsibly}}

DRINK DUFF!

_{_{_responsibly}}

DRINK DUFF!

_{_{_responsibly}}

It's a three pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and SUPERliminal. :smug:

# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 09:27

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Do over Ham posted:

Well la-de-da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.

The GARAGE! Hey fellas, the GARAGE Well Oooh-la-de-da, Mr. French Man :france:

# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 07:46

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Striking Yak posted:

HELLO ST. LOUIS!!

Everything here is something :ohdear:

# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 09:51

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Shbobdb posted:

HA!

HA HA!

# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 06:23

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Hogburto posted:

Wow, this is a ... this is a black day for baseball.

JERUSALEM! I TOLD YOU TO TRIM THOSE SIDEBURNS!

# ¿ Oct 30, 2013 10:40

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Aye, that's Handsome Pete. He dances fer nickles!

# ¿ Jan 29, 2014 10:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

HEY MR. SMITHERS!

You're quite good at turning me on :swoon:

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 06:26

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

What are you posting, Sanguinia? Something gay no doubt!

You remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to! :love:

# ¿ Apr 19, 2016 06:50

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Do over Ham posted:

Slammin'!

BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE POG!

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 07:41

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Do over Ham posted:

♫ Senor MrSlam no es macho, es solamente un borracho. ♬

Ham es bueno, Se�or McSlam es el diablo.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 10:34

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

IMJack posted:

There's always a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord.

I cut my first and only album, Sax on the Beach. But then I spent all my money on my $ 1500-a-day habit...

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 19:44

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

jscolon2.0 posted:

Back off. I have powers. Sexual political powers!

They got a whole system set up to keep people like you from ever becoming President!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 04:04

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the answer is...

The Battle of New Orleans.

I mean, Andrew Jackson.

And William Henry Harrison!

I DIED IN 30 DAYS!

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 02:52

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Root Bear posted:

I'd love to take the starch out of that stuffed shirt!

Your bra bomb better work Nerdlinger!

# ¿ May 4, 2016 18:06

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

After The War posted:

Beer it is!

Duff beer, for me!
Duff beer, for you!
I'll have a Duff!
You have one too!

# ¿ May 7, 2016 18:48

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

WHOA, THEY'LL NEVER LET US SHOW THAT AGAIN! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!

# ¿ May 12, 2016 03:20

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

Let's just say I had some help from a certain magic box....

The box. THE BOX! :stare:

# ¿ May 12, 2016 05:49

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

Wouldn't you rather play with this box, Sanguinia? Doo-do doo, doo-do doo..... hey this is pretty fun!

GET AWAY, IT'S MY BOX!

Doo-do doo, doo-do doo....

Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 08:10

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT!

Ah, that's the barbed wire. We called that the stinger. They, uh... they don't let you use that no more.

# ¿ May 12, 2016 10:21

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations as years of TV radiation have left have left your genitals withered and useless.

No TV and no beer make Sanguinia something something...

# ¿ May 17, 2016 02:54

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Do over Ham posted:

"Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land"..."Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm..."Unnecessary Explosion"...

COME ON, MY CHILDREN NEED WINE!

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 05:29

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DizzyBum posted:

Old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

And now, the Crazy Old Dizzybum Dancers!

# ¿ Jun 13, 2016 14:44

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Root Bear posted:

Next time, get a DVD!

LE GRILLE?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 07:41

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TL posted:

IMJack, I told you to never use that word! Call me "Daddy".

Da... da... DL!

# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 03:37

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

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# ¿ Mar 8, 2021 10:42

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Jerusalem posted:

Oh very well, I believe its time for your bribe. Now, you can either have TV and IV where the lovely Root Bear is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this spoiler...

# ¿ Mar 9, 2021 04:52

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 21:33

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TMMadman posted:

FOR HE HIMSELF HATH SAID IT

AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT

THAT HE IS A QUOTE THREAD GOON!

HE REMAINS A QUOOOooooOOOOTE THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD

GOOOOOOOOOOOON!

:britain:

# ¿ May 9, 2021 07:02

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