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Jerusalem posted:Do you even know what you're angry about anymore? Uh-oh, something's gonna die...
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PT6A posted:I'll have you know you're violating goon/quote-thread privilege! Perhaps the court would be interested in hearing some compelling... Tastemony...
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After The War posted:Neddy Seagoon, you stand accused of eating half the population of the Planet of the Donuts! Hey! Did you just take a bite out of me?
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Do over Ham posted:That sandwich took a bite out of me! Can you play the piano anymore? 
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The Dennis System posted:That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! If this were any other country, you'd have starved to death long ago!
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Spectacle Rock posted:Must... kill... Moderator.... Slow down! You're going to give yourself skin failure!
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Jan 18, 2015 17:35
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Do over Ham posted:This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a...car of some sort, heading in the direction of...you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is tieless. Repeat, tieless. There are Ghost Cars all over these highways you know  .
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So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?
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TMMadman posted:PTA6, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Do Over Ham's upstairs! Goons, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation. There's no mystery about CatchrNdRy. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's TMMadman in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices. TMMadman scandal update: He sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
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Jan 21, 2015 02:48
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm off to Emmett's Fix-It Shop... to fix Emmett. Hey Ma, how bout some cookies?
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Mister Kingdom posted:No dice. This. Aint. Over. 
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Sturmtiger IV posted:Good news Mr. TMMadman, we've saved your gamecock. But I'm afraid he'll never fight again. This monkey's going to need most of your skin, Sturmtiger IV.
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IMJack posted:Free the Springfield Two! Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:We're losing backup power! We're down to mood lighting in here! If they're gonna fire on us, we'll respond in kind! Not me, a torpedo!
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Jan 24, 2015 00:56
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Dammit, Neddy. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm.
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Do over Ham posted:Do they mix? When you concentrate food you unleash its awesome power, I'm told.
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Jan 26, 2015 05:41
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Do over Ham posted:Wake up, Neddy! Those bars are just junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers! Hey! Root Bear died .
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Jan 26, 2015 07:34
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Elmo knows where you live! 
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?
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Jan 28, 2015 16:23
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IMJack posted:I thought we were Quiet Riot. Homer Simpson; Smiling Politely.
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Do over Ham posted:I make it a point never to turn my head unless I expect to see something, Drink-Mix Man. Now truly, we can't see your comet in broad daylight and without a telescope. I've said it before and I'll say it again: democracy simply doesn't work. Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so... the following people are gay.
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Root Bear posted:You two screwed up royal! Uh-OH SPAGHETTI-OH'S!
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The Nastier Nate posted:Those pants are supposed to be baggy! BAGGY! Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
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But wait! You can't kill me for being Krusty! I'm not him! I'm Neddy Seagoon!
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TMMadman posted:The same Neddy Seagoon who crashed his car through the wall of our thread? Uh, actually, my name is Spectacle, Yeah! Spectacle Rock!
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Monday_ posted:This'll be the last quote thread. That's IT! Back to Winnepeg!
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After The War posted:Doctor_Fruitbat, please! Don't you remember DrBouvenstein 1 died four years ago tonight? Run over by Do over Ham's beer-swilling brother, Jerusalem... Yes, that's a real pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment? All right, I have thought this through. I will send Jerusalem the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
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What started out as a traditional soccer riot has quickly escalated into a city-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Martyoof declared "mob rule", meaning for the next several years, it's every family for themselves...
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That's nothing. He can hear pudding!
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Do over Ham posted:Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing is a total disregard for the things April Fool's Day stands for. All this poo poo-posting, violence, misuse of virtual property. Are these the things we think of when we think of the Goons? Eat my shorts.
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*Punches out of glass coffin* Must... Crush... Capitalism...
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Root Bear posted:That's the loudest profanity I've ever read! TESTIIIIINNNGGG!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:If you really want to protect your family, I recommend sealing every door and window with bulletproof Lucite. I was born a snake-handler, and I'll die a snake-handler. 
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I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
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gingerberger posted:What advantages does this motor car have over say, a train, which I could also buy... Now before I give the check, one last question. Uh, this place "Something Awful", you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
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Monday_ posted:I don't want to be Chesty LaRue, or Busty St. Claire! Hello. Mr. THOMPSON!
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Do over Ham, is Martyoof at Camp Granada?
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TMMadman posted:Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly! ...Nurse, cancel my 1-o'-clock.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Oh, now I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant! 
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