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TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Listen rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

I have a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hand a Drew P. Wiener!

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TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You liked Rashomon!

That's not how I remember it. Nah, too easy.

We now return to "Battling Seizure Robots"!

TheObserver fucked around with this message at 07:27 on May 4, 2017

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Do you know how men always leave the toilet seat up?










:fry:

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TMMadman posted:

You know, DizzyBum, when I found out about this I went through a wide range of emotions.

First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then kind of sleepy, then worried and then concerned. But now I realize that being a quoteman is something you have to do.

You're right, TMMadman. It's my job to be repetitive.

TheObserver posted:

My job.

TheObserver posted:

My job!

TheObserver posted:

Repetitiveness is my job!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Can't sleep, keeping myself in a catlike state of readiness! :stare:

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
I heard your alt account went into a forum and flamed everyone in the forum and they had to close the forum.

TheObserver fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Jun 7, 2017

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

York_M_Chan posted:

♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Home of goons, drunks and crackheads ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪
♪ Tacky, TV threads ♪
♪ If you want to get gassed and feel bad ♪
♪ to the Sodom and Gomorrah of forums ♪
♪ in FYAD! ♪
♪ Something Awful ♪

♪ When the weight of the thread has gotcha down,
and you're looking to get banned,
with quotes to mine, with pics to find,
and pages that seem canned,
but don't you close your browser yet,
cause good times are ahead,
and you'll be sure to find your favorite thread...
At GBS
(Let's all post on GBS, let's all post on GBS)
Where you're likely to find...a thread that's been goldmined.
Any happiness is just a story thread away...
Happiness is just a story thread away...♪

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Do over Ham posted:

So, what's the answer -- ban all GoT posters?

In this reporter's opinion, the answer, sadly is yes.

Do over Ham, without precisely knowing what the thread's rating is, would you say it's time for our posters to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Not Brown...

...Brown...

...Brown...

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

I'll call the big one fighty! I'll call the big one fighty and he'll win, too! :mad:

Remember me, Dr. Jerusalem?

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Bitchin'!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

That post is evil, I tells ya!

Evil!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

Awww... Let's un-ban him!

Sorry to interrupt this little love-in, people - but this poster broke the rules. And when you break the rules, you go to Helldump.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

IMJack posted:

If you're the moderator, then who will moderate the moderators!?

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

THIS GIANT TAX INCREASE WILL DESTROY US ALL! :derp:

I’d like to dedicate this next post to a very special thread. She’s almost four years old, and has over 32,000...posts.



...I was referring to the quote thread. :ohdear:

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Ye have the rap sheet of a FYAD’er...and ya flame like one, too!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Class3KillStorm posted:

"Dickety?" Highly dubious! :smuggo:

I don’t see how - it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
[quote="“Matlack Radio”" post="“477486762”"]





[/quote]

Cool, I broke his quote order.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Root Bear posted:

He was going to the bathroom :downs:

:ohdear: Ms. Root Bear, the floor is shaking! :ohdear:

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

FanofPortals posted:

I'll attack ya children where ya cannot save 'em
In embedded quotes

You’re still not in your own thread, FanofPortals!

I can get ye home, but ye have to do exactly as I - YAARGH!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Rich Uncle Chet posted:



Hey, you goons, I was just thinking that any one of us could be banned next. So what do you say we make a break for Cinema Discusso?

The Something Awful Forums->The TV IV->The Simpsons Quote Thread - Eat A Stick Of Butter

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

(OOC, that was legitimately one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen on TV. Good job?)

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
SEX!!!!

Now that we have your attention, vote Bort!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
We post hard, we play hard.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

You got the dud!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

DrBouvenstein posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3PoXXoGVj0

Also, good news, gentlemen. Robert DeNiro's grown that extra inch you wanted...plus several feet more.


Nice shoes...two-feet.

Heh...

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
The Simpsons Quote Thread: Okay, it’s weird for the sake of being weird.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012



Well, I’m TheObserver and I’m here to say,
I’m the quotingist guy in the U.S.A.
I’ve got a big list and I quote a lot of posts,
so buy me an avatar if you’ve got one.

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012




The story of how two goons and five other shitposters parlayed a relatively small meme into a thriving circlejerk is a long and interesting one. And here it is.

It all began with the posting of...

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

https://youtu.be/JFVSdlBray8

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012
Let’s get some class back into this thread, dammit.

https://youtu.be/IZe1-6lg5sw

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

TheObserver
Nov 7, 2012

Hello, Jerusalem? You’re a stupid-head!

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Nov 7, 2012

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