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After The War posted:Even though re-opening a trial at this point is illegal and grossly unconstitutional... I just can't say no to kids. That was a right-pretty speech, sir. But I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is unbreakable! Excuse me, I must use the restroom.
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Root Bear posted:President Do Over Ham is driving on our lawn! He must be lost! Oh, that's it. I'm gonna report this to me member of parliament. 'EY! GUS! I got somethin' to report to ya!
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Writer Cath posted:Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? Well, it seems some silly twit did not get a big enough oxygen pump but that's supposed to be a devil. Filled with air, it's very evil and impressive. We salute you, our half-inflated dark lord!
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gingerberger posted:Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me: -59 dollars. So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all, and you expect me to give you… how much? 800 billion dollars.
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TMMadman posted:The Good Book...on tape...ooohh...as read by Larry King. Now, to put this tape where no one will ever listen to it. 
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I'm seein' double here. Four Krustys!
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Vertical Lime posted:And our country isn't called America anymore - it's Bonerland Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. drat it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one.
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Writer Cath posted:Now is the winter of our discontent. I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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Sep 7, 2014 20:14
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Now enter the force of, your swing. I suggest, feathered touch. You have entered POWERDRIVE! Now push 7, 8, 7, to swing.
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Martytoof posted:Actually sir, we found the jade monkey -- it was in your glove compartment. Soon, it'll have written the greatest novel known to man! Let's see..."It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"?! You stupid monkey!
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Mira posted:
I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second, and I’d do it again.
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Mar 25, 2015 17:16
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In America... first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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Monday_ posted:Hot food is tempting, but I just can't say no to a weapon. Now where did I put my gun? Oh yeah. I set it down when I got a piece of cake.
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Skeesix posted:It's CHOW-DUH! Say it right, Frenchie! La grille?! What the hell is that?!
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After The War posted:... and his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread! Maybe it's the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels heregh adah ahwagudwidabeeruhdh...five dollars??!!!? Get outta here.
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Apr 21, 2015 08:27
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Networks like animation cause they don't have to pay the actors squat. Plus they can change them, and no one can tell the diddly-ifference.
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Do over Ham posted:Do over Ham, or "Hammy," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Ham's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now... Well McGarnagle...Hammy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear.
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Jul 8, 2015 11:23
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Everything Counts posted:When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn, Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed "You," referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is "You."
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:So I said to Woody Allen, "Camus can do, but Sartre is smart-re!" I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. 
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Luigi Thirty posted:Knife goes in, guts come out. Knife goes in, guts come out. Luigi Thirty, you are well known sir, for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs. Your family was tied up in the basement with SOCKS in their mouths! You try to open the door but there's TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB!
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TMMadman posted:You make a very adulterous point. 
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Apr 5, 2016 21:23
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The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.
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May 18, 2016 08:29
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Gann Jerrod posted:Hey kids, take a walk on the wild side! Well Gann Jerrod...Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!
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May 10, 2017 10:47
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FishMist posted:He discovered electricity This is getting very abstract but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!
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May 16, 2017 04:18
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nmx posted:Probably misses his old glasses. No one must know I dropped them in the toilet. Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.
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May 17, 2017 05:13
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Jerusalem posted:All those years of rejuvenation therapy and it turns out all I needed was the blood of a young boy. 
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May 18, 2017 23:51
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Do over Ham posted:So, what's the answer -- ban all GoT posters? Well Do Over Ham, your Uncle Lowtax used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again.
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That's not meatball soup! That's my collection of furballs and stomach acids!
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