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Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?
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General Bort posted:Could you, um... quote any harder than this? Sure thing, Bort! 
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Oct 8, 2013 12:05
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Roark posted:Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them. The secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing!?
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Oct 8, 2013 14:57
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Deviant posted:I hope you like jamming too! Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!
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Oct 8, 2013 19:35
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CatchrNdRy posted:2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great, We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!
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Oct 8, 2013 21:57
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Hogburto posted:I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer. Welllll, I'm rappin' Stri-king, and I'm here to say, if you wanna drink beer then Duff's the only way, I say the ooooonly way! Breakdown! Khh-kghhg-krr-kchh
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Oct 8, 2013 22:45
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CatchrNdRy posted:We're under six! Okay, Catchr, if anyone asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, LOCUST's a clergyman, Funky is seven people, and Cookie was wounded in Vietnam.
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Oct 9, 2013 17:59
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Skeesix posted:From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love ...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?
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Oct 9, 2013 20:12
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Jerusalem posted:A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional Ooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
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Oct 9, 2013 23:40
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Luigi Thirty posted:I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt. 
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Oct 10, 2013 09:58
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Hogburto posted:Desserts aren't always right. Ooh, floor pie!
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Oct 10, 2013 22:33
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Pet shop, eh? Well, I just have one question. What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1 am? Uh...Best drat
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Oct 11, 2013 09:38
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:But why wound his body with bullets when I could set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo? Silencer...Loudener...And this one's for shooting down police helicopters!
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Oct 12, 2013 09:11
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delljit posted:It was that crippled Irishmen! Cause of parents' death...Got in my way.
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Oct 12, 2013 16:19
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:It's not your fault, ShaqDiesel. It's these lousy quoters. They make madder than a... yak in heat! A little beer will put out that fire...HRRK  Just...working...the turkey through!
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Oct 13, 2013 12:25
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Skeesix posted:Sir, an angry mob is here to see you. I don't have an appointment with any large men. How did you get past the hall monitors?
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Oct 13, 2013 21:55
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Sanguinia posted:Maybe if I fiddle with these knobs... Do not touch Willie. Good advice!
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Oct 14, 2013 09:15
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Hey! I am no longer illiterate. Mod Funky supports revolving-door probations. Mod Funky even released MondayHotDog, a poster twice convicted of image leeching. Can you trust a man like Mod Funky? Vote MondayHotDog for mod.
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Oct 14, 2013 13:16
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Roark posted:That's Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk! More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!
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Oct 14, 2013 14:50
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Women's Rights? posted:I for one would like to see the cafeteria menus in advance so posters can adjust their dinner menus accordingly. I don't like the idea of Writer Cath having two spaghetti meals in one day. 'EY SALVATORE! GIVE-A THE UGLY GOON A PLATE-A THE RED CRAP!
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Oct 14, 2013 15:40
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh Cookie, I just had a couple of beers. Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here andarunfosdfnurughhgFIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here...
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Oct 15, 2013 14:47
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monsteroftheweek posted:Skeesix likes DrBouvenstein! He's like a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a vest. 
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Oct 15, 2013 17:30
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monsteroftheweek posted:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger? 
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Oct 15, 2013 21:13
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IMJack posted:All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!" Wow, the long-awaited eighth series! "Krusty visits relatives in Annapolis, Maryland." "Krusty poses for trading card photo."
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Oct 15, 2013 22:06
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MondayHotDog posted:Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores. HELLO ST. LOUIS!!
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Oct 16, 2013 09:11
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Bjay9 posted:First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Roark in the back of the head! Goons, close that tab, I have some bad news about Roark!
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Oct 16, 2013 17:32
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Roark posted:I've got some ideas about how to improve the thread. One, Roark needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Roark's not posting, all the other posters should be asking "Where's Roark"? Three... It's never enough, not for them! Once they get a taste of you, they want more, and more, and more! ...That reminds me, you mind if my nephew kicks you in the belly?
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Oct 16, 2013 20:10
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monsteroftheweek posted:Ew, this tastes like Pleasing taste, some monsteroftheweekism.
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Oct 16, 2013 21:46
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Luigi Thirty posted:My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of.... malk? That's mostly blood and vapour rub.
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Oct 17, 2013 12:47
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium? Pepsi?
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Oct 17, 2013 17:16
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CatchrNdRy posted:What are your son's hobbies? Eating, sleeping, and maybe building a little fort.
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Oct 17, 2013 20:05
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McBain to base: under attack from Commie-Nazis.
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Oct 17, 2013 21:37
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IMJack posted:"Rat Boy"? I resent that! Kids love that water!
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Oct 17, 2013 22:43
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:I have misplaced my pants. You threw them out of the window in a fit of passion, you said you were never going to need them again.
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Oct 18, 2013 10:20
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Do over Ham posted:It's just me and you now, lock of hair. This is just between you and me, smashed hat.
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Oct 19, 2013 08:52
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne. He's checkin' iiin!
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Oct 19, 2013 23:26
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Women's Rights? posted:Now Hogburto, you're going to have to make a very difficult choice. You're only allowed to take one poster with you... Roark.
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Oct 23, 2013 21:18
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Ainsley McTree posted:Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity. Alright, you two scofflaws are violating curfew. I'm taking you downtown! Oh, sorry to disturb you, Dr. Hogburto.
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Oct 23, 2013 22:57
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is that too spicy for you? I can see through time! 
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Oct 24, 2013 09:00
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Cookie Kwan posted:Have you been up all night eating cheese? It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
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