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I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Posting is up two percent, and it's all because of my motivational techniques. Like donuts and a possibility of more donuts to come.

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

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Jan 4, 2013


Luigi Thirty posted:

Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

You wrecked Hitler's car! What'd he ever do to you? :mad:

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Jan 4, 2013


CatchrNdRy posted:

how does hitting the wall with a broom get Bart out

The guys who wrote this show don't know squat. Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend. :mad:

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Jan 4, 2013


Do over Ham posted:

No one is gay for Do over Ham.

Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the forum at all cost. :stare:

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Jan 4, 2013


IMJack posted:

Hey HellOnEarth! Find your soul-mate!

Wait a minute! Dogs can't post!

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Jan 4, 2013


Jerusalem posted:

Are you talking to me?

No. My username is also Bort.

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Jan 4, 2013


Spiffster posted:

A buck... I'm glad there's a curse on this thread...

Sir, I must strongly advise you: Do not purchase this. Behind every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was once president of Algeria...

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Gentlemen, to evil!

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Jan 4, 2013


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits. And after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer!

Oh! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules with CharlieFoxtrot! :heysexy:

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Jan 4, 2013


IMJack posted:

That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.

The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!

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Jan 4, 2013


jscolon2.0 posted:

My Spidey-sense is tingling! Did somebody call for a webslinger?

Hello, Human Fly here. Come on, I spent all night dying my underwear.

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Jan 4, 2013


Crackerman posted:

Come along, Bort!

I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its school business. That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!

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Jan 4, 2013


Tokelau All Star posted:

We could make things more challenging, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

Oh, I could give you an answer, but the only ones who’d understand it would be you and me . . . and that includes your mod.

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Jan 4, 2013


MondayHotDog posted:

Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows!

Hey, if you guys are getting loaded of them fumes I'm gonna have to charge you.

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Jan 4, 2013


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Ding, dong.
The sound of the Liberty Bell.
Ding: Freedom.
Dong: Opportunity.
Ding: Excellent schools.
Dong: Quality hospitals.

America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

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Jan 4, 2013


JethroMcB posted:

His brand of gum: Doublemint. Trying to double your fun, eh, Bart? Well, I'll double your detention.

Hmm. I wish someone was around to hear that.

(Principal Skinner: Best character, or greatest character?)

Hail to the bus driver!

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Jan 4, 2013


Jerusalem posted:

I repeat, we are out of BORT license plates.

Are you talking to me?

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Jan 4, 2013


Martytoof posted:

Buy him out, boys!

Don't let the avatar fool you, I am exceedingly wealthy.:smug:

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Jan 4, 2013


Is it about my cube?

I Love Loosies fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Apr 19, 2016

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Jan 4, 2013


There playing the elephant song!

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