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Jorghnassen posted:"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?" I'm going, I'm going!
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York_M_Chan posted:Unclean! Unclean!  Still not clean, stink of failure still on me.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters were there. You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but I'm so darn mad, it's going to be mostly head!
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Mira posted:
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Do over Ham posted:It was just vapor lock! "I present to you Do over Spam" "That's Do over Ham" "No it says here Do Over Spam" "I know my own name" "Yeah well we'll see about that, Do over Spam everybody!" 
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Mira posted:Is there a chance the track could bend?  Err, their fine.
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The Nastier Nate posted:To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your hand now.  Poison Delivery Service. A gift basket of poison is on its way.
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Mooseontheloose posted:Aunt Selma has 1 hour to live! To the Simpson Mobile! 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ah, dying's not so bad. I'll be reunited with all my loved ones. My dad and that plant I never watered. I had a cat named Snowball... She died! She died! Mom said she was sleeping... She lied! She lied! Why oh why is my cat dead? Couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead? 
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PT6A posted:If I can't see it, it's not illegal! "F, L,--Oh no, I'm sorry. That's a "C," isn't it? 
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Skeesix posted:Here you are, YOUR MAJESTYYYY All hail King Homer 
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IMJack posted:Hmm, Del Monte. Yes, little do you know, you're getting ever closer to the poison donut! Mahahaha ha!
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Skeesix posted:Far out, man! I haven't seen a bong in years!  Man, that is flagrant false advertising.
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Instant Sunrise posted:It's my first day.  I like the cut of your jib.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Why don't you try and solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer. Oh, Boardroom Jimmy, don't start stalking people again. It's so illegal. You stalked Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Pick the red, get ahead. Pick the black, set you back. If its brown drink it down, if its back send it back.
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Do over Ham posted:We're going out, IMJack! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths! Its too late for me, IMJack! Sell the jeans and live like a queen! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog! D - O - G! No dogs were harmed in the making of this quote thread. A cat got sick and somebody shot a duck but that is it.
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:You might remember me from such holiday specials as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA1YujjDE9s That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp.
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York_M_Chan posted:What have they done to you, Furious George?! Huh huh huh, why the only cure is bed rest. Anything I could give you would only be a placebo.
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 “Okay, everyone, we need big smiles out there, so line up for dimpling. Now, this may hurt a lot . . . what am I saying, ‘may’?”
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Writer Cath posted:Can't stop doing... the Monkey! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy-g8TzDqAU Do the Bartman
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Writer Cath posted:You are now pregnant with my child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liuSbrghzmk
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Root Bear posted:Look; just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Balzac! No need for potty mouth just cos you can't think of anything.
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:That elephant ate my entire platoon. 
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TMMadman posted:You can't hide from me in this thread, IMJack! I spend 23 hours a day here! Of course I'll be back, if you didn't close I'd never leave.
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 All we're asking for, is to be treated with dignity and respect.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through... So what? Animation is built on plagiarism. If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sergeant Bilko, there'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?
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IMJack posted:And my recent troubles with the IRS sealed the deal! Mr. IMJack, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?
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Root Bear posted:I just copied the old username design; but I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and some racing stripes that look pretty sharp. We're trying to build a quote thread here, not Aunty Slam's Bordello!
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IMJack posted:Even as I speak, the scourge of incorrect Simpsons quoting could be heading toward your town. Lock your doors! Bar your windows! Because the next Simpsons quote you see could destroy your house and eat your family! Don't worry I built a bomb shelter. 
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TMMadman posted:MrSlam, it's making my eyes better. And it's legal. I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there groovin' on it!  That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp. 
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