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ProfessorLoomis posted:I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass! They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!! 
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Jerusalem posted:A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional Aw, four A.M.? Now I'll never get back to... "Magilla, Gorilla, Gorilla For Sale!" Hey! You shouldn't have oughta taken my banana, Mr. Peebles. 
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Writer Cath posted:
I'd say he's coming OUT of the pep closet, heh, heh.
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What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?
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Women's Rights? posted:You gotta improvise, Luigi! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust... It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.
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Skeesix posted:Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya! A fridge too far! The script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie.
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Dogs don't look like dogs on film, you've got to use horses.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Well here's the thing inspector, the button for 5 doesn't light up. Is that so? Well, I have a feeling you'll be... "dropping" the charges!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Up, up and away! The crime-SOLVING boat.
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Women's Rights? posted:And that's the end of that chapter. Die, bad robots, die! With a dry cool, wit like that...
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oldskool posted:I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink! Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain? Passing out in the ocean...
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Klungar posted:Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination! Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on! Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.
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IMJack posted:Springfield cops are on the take, The policeman on the street Needs some time to rest his feet  "Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"
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CatchrNdRy posted:Man Smart! Jerusalem posted:♫The woman is.... smarter!♪ Sadly, this was not part of the act.
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CatchrNdRy posted:I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? All right, put your hands together for the comedic styles of Groundskeeper CatchrNdRy... or should I say "Grinskeeper" CatchrNdRy? No, no. Groundskeeper was correct.
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They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing. Oh, there they go.
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Do over Ham posted:Deviant, we both know these children have no future! Children! Children! Future! Future! Are you ready for the children, whoa whoa whoa! The future is a coming, hey hey hey! Children! Children! Future! Future! Children, children, children are the future... ...kids!
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delljit posted:It was that crippled Irishmen! All this drinking, violence, destruction of property... are these the things that we think of when we think of the Irish?
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Everything Counts posted:Immig'ants! Notice I no longer say "libary" or "tommorry."
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Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed numbered 3x5 cards. All the big words are spelled FO-NEH-TIC-ALL-LY.
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Bjay9 posted:Everything Counts loves Drink-Mix Man! Nobody loves Drink-Mix Man!  (Hey, that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.  )
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Come on, Locust. It's like kissing a peanut!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers?  CharlieFoxTrot! Look what I did!
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ShaqDiesel posted:Do people worship it? Okay, if you're going to post in my thread, you're going to obey my rules. One: I am Drink-Mix Man, thy god. If I am out, the Krusty doll is thy god. If the doll's with me, you will worship the night-light. Should the night-light be unable to fulfill its duties...
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I just can't believe Stark would stoop to that right in the middle of Montana and Dakota's wedding. Father McGrath, I thought you were dead. I was!
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No, Mr. CatchrNdRy! That's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Now BloodDesk, don't you eat this pie! I know I shouldn't eat Thee...
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IMJack posted:Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg. Lucite… hardening… must… end life… in classic Lorne Greene pose… from… Battlestar… Galactica…
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Striking Yak posted:'EY SALVATORE! GIVE-A THE UGLY GOON A PLATE-A THE RED CRAP! Here. This a-fell on the floor.
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Skeesix posted:There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality. Well, it's always in the last place you look. 
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We had an agreement: your sisters don't come here after six, and I stop eating your lipstick.
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Jerusalem posted:DRINK DUFF! Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug...
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CatchrNdRy posted:Malibu Stacy: America's favorite 8 and half incher! Oh, gee, a joke. Um... Um... Uh, funny, uh, okay. Uh, this guy walks into a bar and takes out a tiny piano and a twelve-inch pianist. Oh hoho, no, wait! I can't tell THAT one!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I used to do a lot of tumbling in my act, but I'm phasing it out for more dirty limericks: "There once was a man named Enis..." What's wrong? Usually, after two or three "Truly Tasteless Jokes" you're all over me.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:He was a caring man, he was a kind man. He gave to his community and asked little in return. He-- I was a lot happier before I knew Dame Edna was a man. A LOT happier.
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He likes peanuts.
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Do over Ham posted:Needs more dog.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Nouvelle Vague posted:The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Page 16 has moved up to #299 on the list of this thread's most livable pages. Take that, Page 12! Let 'em all go to hell, except page
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Striking Yak posted:Goons, close that tab, I have some bad news about Roark! Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products!
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