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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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CatchrNdRy posted:

Hogburto are we Jewish?

I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

IMJack fucked around with this message at Oct 8, 2013 around 18:53

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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abigserve posted:

I'll be honest with you Bort, I need a well thought out quote and I need it today. Buuuuuuuuuut this just isn't the kinda thing I'm lookin' for.

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly funny Simpsons quote.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Striking Yak posted:

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!

What do we want?
More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
When do we want it?
Soon!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Cookie Kwan posted:

I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer.

'Ey, Surly looks out for only one guy: Surly.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Deviant posted:

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Root Bear posted:

E: wrong gif dammit

I'm learnding





Haven't we stood in five different threads long enough?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Writer Cath posted:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the fridge.

Writer Cath, can you set the oven to "cold"?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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oldskool posted:

I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink!
And when I have to pee...I use the kitchen sink!

You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up!
Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on!

Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.

Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Bjay9 posted:

Bake 'em away, toys.

Springfield cops are on the take,
But what do you expect from the money we make?
Whether in a car or on the bus,
We don't mind using excessive force!
Bad cops! Bad cops!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Deviant posted:

I tried to drink a Coke on the bus!

And they took away my pass!

Don't make me tap the sign.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Women's Rights? posted:

Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!

Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month! "And two comely lasses of virtue true..."

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Women's Rights? posted:

HEY MA! Lookit that pointy haired goon!

Hey you know what? I should call my Ma while I'm up here!

HEY MA! Get off the dang roof!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Everything Counts posted:

Charlie, as you know, we've been swimming, and we've developed a taste for it. We both agree that getting our own pool is the only way to go. Now before you respond, you must understand that your refusal to would result in months and months of

Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?
Can we have a pool dad?

I want to go to Mount Splashmore!
Take me take me take me take me NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Mount Splashmore, please take me there right now!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Mister Kingdom posted:

Mom, Dad? IMJack's DEAD!

Is this the end of Zombie IMJack? blarg.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Sanguinia posted:

SO LONG DENTAL PLAN!

And that's the tooth!



Oops, I left the gas on.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Cookie Kwan posted:

Don't worry goons, I'm sure that man has a special tooth problem.

I want to show you a book, Cookie.

The Big Book of British Smiles.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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CatchrNdRy posted:

Let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their bleeding-heart smellfare program!

A political debate in my own forum! I feel like a Kennedy.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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DrBouvenstein posted:



Abe! Supper's ready!

We had to move out after we filled the entire head with garbage.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Skeesix posted:

There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopie Goldberg.

... What the!?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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DrBouvenstein posted:

Wait a minute...

One quote?

Two quotes?!

But he...but you can't...oh, my medication.

I'm seeing double here! Four identical quotes!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Skeesix posted:

Hold on just a minute. I'd like to court this lovely lady!

They may say she died from a burst ventricle, but I know she died of a broken heart.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Striking Yak posted:

My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a web-slinger?

All right, you poindexters, let's get this right! One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty." Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel". Three: "Hyu-hyu-hyu-heh-heh!"
Badda-bing, badda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

In over 15 pages, we have never had a female quoter. But that seems to be the way the wind is blowing these days. After all, we have female singers, female motorists...

This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it! You all thought I was mad! Many of you requested to be transferred to another quote thread! But now,

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

By the power vested in my by the state gaming commission, I pronounce you man and wife. Here's ten dollars worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.

Someone dishonoring their marriage vows? Not in Las Vegas!

Get out and stay out. Las Vegas don't care for out-of-towners. Take your money and go someplace else.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Do over Ham posted:

Look, DrBouvenstein, I'm the jealous jockey!

I'm a torso!

Red room. Red room. Over there.

(Could someone gif his finger gesture?)

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products!

Goons, your mod and his admin are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

So, he has fire in the belly! But it will take more than belly fire to be the next Baryshnikov.

See that? I started to do, like, a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechat. Not that I'm into that kind of thing.



As lifelong Tab junkies, this set my entire family off.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Luigi Thirty posted:

You spoke while you were jinxed, so I got to punch you in the arm. Sorry! It's the law.

It's the wearin' of the green, Deviant! pinch pinch pinch pinch!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell where I will eat NAUGHT but burning hot coals and drink NAUGHT but burning hot cola...

Oh, bad dog! Look at that, right on Drink-Mix Man's lawn. Now how could you do such a thing? Good boy, don't stop now. Bad dog, I condemn you to Hell.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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MondayHotDog posted:

Well, he's always chewing on that electrical cord.

"Rat Boy"? I resent that!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, "Hooray for Everything" invites you to join them in a salute to the greatest hemisphere on earth: the Western Hemisphere! The dancingest hemisphere of all!

C'mon, snipers, where are you?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Luigi Thirty posted:

All right Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Don't ask me, I'm just hair! Your head stopped 18 inches ago.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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DrBouvenstein posted:

Open the glove box and hand me my BRAIN MEDICINE!

Here's the "credit card". And a mint for afterwards.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Everything Counts posted:

Give me the rent! I must have the rent! Dollars, quarters, nickels; I need it all right now!

Money gets you one more round,
So drink it down, you stupid clown,
Money gets you one more round,
Then you're out on your rear end!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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MondayHotDog posted:

P.S. Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.

Don't worry, MondayHotDog. We'll thaw you out as soon as they find a cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Everything Counts posted:

Look at me, I'm a famous historian! Out of my way!

That's some nice reckless driving, Mr. B!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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Skeesix posted:

Though we can't get him out we'll do the next best thing...

We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


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The pictures...! They're coming alive!!!

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