The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Ainsley McTree posted:

....he's Bart.

I'm Jack! That's Jimmy and KillStorm. I'm Jack!

# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 06:54

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:21

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

DrBouvenstein posted:

Ok, we've got the secret Simpsons Quote handshake, now we need code names.

I'll be Cue Ball, Deviant can be Eight Ball, Boardroom Jimmy will be Twelve Ball, and Jerusalem, you can be Cue Ball.

Behold the horrors of the Slanty Shanty! See the twisted creatures that dwell within! Meet Cue Ball, the man with no hair!

# ¿ Dec 19, 2017 18:56

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

If "ifs and buts were candy and nuts"... eh, how does the rest of that go?

When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn!
Something, something, then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe!

:doh:

# ¿ Dec 23, 2017 20:11

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 17:30

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 10:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

You are not IMJack, IMJack is graceful!

# ¿ Jan 2, 2018 02:34

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Of course you'll have a bad impression of this thread if you focus on the memed hams and the chubs.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 05:23

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 20:46

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Baka-nin posted:

They own all those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

# ¿ Jan 15, 2018 20:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

My dad, to me, over the phone, just now.

God drat it, Dad, you duplicitous piece of poo poo

# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 03:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

# ¿ Jan 18, 2018 18:50

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

It's just a little texty! It's still gif! It's still gif!

"It's meme."
"I know."

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 10:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 02:58

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

# ¿ Feb 16, 2018 09:55

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2018 07:43

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Call Mr. Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mr. Plow!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 05:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

# ¿ Mar 21, 2018 03:26

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

TMMadman posted:

Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig,
Does whatever a Spider-Pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No, he can't, he's a pig
Look out! He is a Spider-Pig!

# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 08:48

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

BigDave posted:

What's you're least favorite country, Italy or France?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 01:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 03:16

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 02:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2018 06:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

# ¿ Apr 26, 2018 05:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

...poo poo....post...?

# ¿ May 3, 2018 01:39

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Goons can be so cruel

This is Reddit Brand Imitation Cruel. Nine out of ten FYADers can't tell the difference.

# ¿ May 3, 2018 05:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

After The War posted:

# ¿ May 9, 2018 03:54

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

skooma512 posted:

But you spelled "Yale", with a 6.

# ¿ May 11, 2018 18:28

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Class3KillStorm posted:

I am the wondrous Wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension, and a conjurer of conjugation! With a million hit points and maximum charisma!

FanofPortals posted:

You've mastered a dead tongue, but can ye 'andle a live one?

"Morior: To die! Morit: He, she, or it dies!"

"Moris: You die."

# ¿ May 12, 2018 20:59

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

We have some new pamphlets available in our church news rack, including "Bible Bafflers", "Satan's Boners", "Good Grief, More Satan's Boners", and for the goons, "It's Not Cool To Fry In Hell".

# ¿ May 14, 2018 03:15

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

They like chub.

The like steamed hams.

One goon seems to love buttons.

What more do they want?

# ¿ May 17, 2018 06:58

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

# ¿ May 18, 2018 09:24

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mister Kingdom posted:

Just a second... no, it's a place I've never been before.

A wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone!
And there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!

# ¿ May 19, 2018 01:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

# ¿ May 19, 2018 02:59

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

.....very well. I will send Mister Kingdom a gift certificate to upgrade to platinum... and then I will permaban him.

# ¿ May 19, 2018 09:33

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

# ¿ May 24, 2018 00:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

After The War posted:

# ¿ May 25, 2018 01:50

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

I'm full of piss and shitposts! At first it was just shitposts!

# ¿ May 31, 2018 03:40

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

... Oh, God! Stop!!!

# ¿ May 31, 2018 04:02

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

FanofPortals posted:

This is where you'd see Mister Kingdom's post
...except he's on the Gabbo show now...

Look, Portals! Mister Kingdorm is coming!

# ¿ Jun 3, 2018 02:56

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:21

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Martytoof posted:

# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 09:26

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