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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


Aunt Selma has 1 hour to live!

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

IMJack posted:

Do you come with the car?

*whip noises*

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

PT6A posted:

You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going: prison!

They will pass you around like...well...currency, like you said.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Mister Kingdom posted:

Is that gum?

Is that gum?

Is that gum?

There is something so unseemly about flying a kite at night.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Hel-looo, Mooseontheloose deaaar....

Aye. That's Neddy Seagoon, he dances for nickles down at the pier. NEDDY! You have a customer!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Mister Kingdom posted:

Yes, Mr Root Bear, everything stinks.

What luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard.

...

Uh-oh, I smell a cheesy cartoon crossover coming on.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


BigDAVE Why are you attacking me?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*


*dramitization maynotofhappened

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Root Bear posted:

I wasn't drunk, I just went to a strange fantasy world!

Remember when we took those wine making lessons and I forgot how to drive?!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

DizzyBum posted:

Stupid sexy Mooseontheloose.

Think of me when you are having the best sex of your life.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Mister Kingdom posted:

Stupid Class3Killstorm, you go squish now! :black101:

Poor Mister Kingdom, unable to understand the complexities of time travel, HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Luigi Thirty posted:

It's from Sweden.

I am all about the King Harold's now.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Baka-nin posted:

All hail King Homer



Did you get a haircut or something?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tɦɪƨ ƨυɪƭ ƅυɾɲƨ ƅєƭƭєɾ... ʅơơƙ!

Regally, the rock gem is Lisa.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


Huh?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

mrfart posted:

We just created the greatest democracy on earth, you low- life commoner.

I believe I will vote for a third party!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


No no, it's already named after me.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I wanted to see your utopia, but now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.

I think what Charlie Foxtrot is trying to say is...

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

But I gotta tell you, Adam and Eve must have been the first bookkeepers. They invented the loose leaf system.

What's next? blue pages?!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Root Bear posted:

What's that extra 'M' for? :confused:

That's a typo.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Today we learned how to tear a guy's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies!

AUGH MY BABOON HEART, BODY REJECTING IT!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

TMMadman posted:

They'll grow back, right? :ohdear:

TMMadman, are you holding onto the can?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Hey, wait, I smell hamburgers too.

According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.

There is nothing for me on that helicopter Boardroom Jimmy.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Well, they'll....when they find him...they'll.....mumble mumble mumble

TMMadman, you got a butt that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzeles that incoherent rambling 5 DOLLARS GET OUT OF HERE!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Root Bear posted:



Give what back...:geno:

So you're saying Baustia is dead?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Mister Kingdom posted:

¡No es bueno!

Y super gracias de Goya!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

IMJack posted:

My H has been stolen! Awww, that's how people know it's a Honda. What's the point of having a Honda if you can't show it off?

Wait for the mykia...

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Mister Kingdom posted:

Skeesix, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat the sandwich?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

BigDave posted:

Uh, Frink you're drooling on the mic again...

hmm, what's a synonym for *drooling noises*...

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Frink posted:

I'm afraid all of those goons have retired and, uh... passed on. In fact, your GBS-poster has been dead for 130 years.

Well find my good posters, LIVING posters, search every forum. Search SAS, Games, the ADTRW.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Root Bear posted:

Neddy, get my gun.... :mad:

Yah, well, you don't.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election... and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail! :rolleyes:

Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Darryl... Darryl...

He's a professional mom, he can handle it.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Do over Ham posted:

No thanks to the plane, many of us are still...

Alive!

We certainly are. :jerky:

Pass me another hunk of copilot.

Do over Ham, have you become a muncher?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Do over Ham posted:

Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem.

Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business.

Get ready for fun, fun, fun!

I... The people are already here, we don't... need to keep hustling them like this, do we?

Let go of me... Where are you throwing me?

We are using a three pronged attack of subliminal, liminal, and superliminal messaging.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

IMJack posted:

We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal, that from that equal creation they derive rights -

Look everybody! It's snowing!
In the middle of July!?
It's a miracle!

Hey John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Monday_ posted:

That's it, Monday, spell your name.

Hey, Mooseontheloose, could you shake out the last few drops for me?

I am sorry Monday_ but my answer is no. Sure, I am flattered...maybe a bit curious..but the answer is no.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

TMMadman posted:

Who wants a bathtub mint julep?

I'm taking barbershop in strange new directions.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003


Get me his mexican non-union equivalent.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

jscolon2.0 posted:

...the merciless chili peppers of Quetzalacatenango, harvested from the jungle primordial by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

And that talking wolf was just that talking wolf over there.

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Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

When I'm kicking you, that means hurry up! :argh:

Alright but while you are a guest in my home, just kick me in the butt.

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