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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Everything Counts posted:

Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy.

Let he who is without sin cast the first quote.

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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Aww, but I was giving it my whole rear end.

I'd like to believe that this time. I really would.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Roark posted:

Deviant, why did you bring me to a gay thread?

Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...I know! This lesbian thread doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, goons.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



He spelled Yale with a 6

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



IMJack posted:

Who? Lady, you've got the wrong file.

Shut up, Judge!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Jerusalem posted:

What the? The Catholic Church? I wonder if they can provide faster nudity? I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

What the hell are you talking about?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Jerusalem posted:

What everybody came to this thread for.... HARDCORE NUDITY!

The Simpsons Quote Thread turned into a hardcore sex thread so gradually, I didn't even notice!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



jscolon2.0 posted:

This fog is so thick, I can't see my own cataracts!

I'm not a girl, I'm a boy! Are you blind?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



LOCUST FART HELL posted:

I had that dream again!

Lobo... Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo... Lobo... Lobo!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Hogburto posted:

We just move 1 space at a time. It's less fun that way.

It's not fair. My brother Hogburto has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Tell my beloved wife that my last thoughts were of her... blinding and torturing IMJack. Cheerio.

I quoted it. When you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again. Good day!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Cookie Kwan posted:

Sorry, pops. They don't put nobodies on cereal boxes.

That's Something Awful for you. One day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some goon working in a box factory.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Everything Counts posted:

I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.

Honey, you should listen to your heart. And not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Cookie Kwan posted:

What a crappy screencap.

I gotta go, my dumb wiener kids are listening.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



DrBouvenstein posted:

GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!!!

WEEE...LOOOVVEE...YYOOOUUU

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Bjay9 posted:

Um, Drink-Mix Man, 10% of $100 million isn't $10,000... it's...


CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!

I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Luigi Thirty posted:

Uh. Why don't you talk to that poster over there? I'm going to lunch.

Do you think anything you don't quote?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Deviant posted:

Now look sad and say 'Doh'.


...Doh.

Good evening, sir. Would you please log out, without a fuss, right now?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Writer Cath posted:

This pea soup is as weak as the acting. And nowhere near as hammy.

A little mincing would be nice.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Mister Kingdom posted:

That's what they all say. They all say

Bake him away, toys.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Skeesix posted:

Eh, you don't wanna hear what I think.

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my posts are.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



MondayHotDog posted:

Okay, who pulled the pin on this one?

Forget about the pin! When do we get the FREAKIN' GUNS?!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Yeah, you see how you scum.

Oh yeah?

Bart, come here a minute!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Elfface posted:

Who keeps saying that?

I don't have your Simpsons quotes, they're in Bill's house, and, and Fred's house!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Jerusalem posted:

Oh I'm sorry, I must have kept quoting The Simpsons after you left the room... I do that sometimes.

Not now, I'm...too drunk

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Das is nicht ein boobie!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



That's what they all say...they all say snruB

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Tokelau All Star posted:

He's drat opposed! drat drat drat opposed!

I gotta go, my drat wiener kids are listening.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



IMJack posted:

I wonder if this kind of violence really does desensitize us?




... Wanna get a snow cone?

Cartoons don't have to make sense

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Everything Counts posted:

You said there'd be Fudgicles, IMJack. Where's the Fudgicles?

I said there's no time to explain, and I stick by that.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, I'll be all right as long as I can remember my army training.











Dang.

That goon is playing three games of chess at once!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Everything Counts posted:

...what an odd thing to say.

Hello mother dear...

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



I said slag off!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Drink-Mix Man posted:

SHUUUTuppa your mouth!

You come here a minute!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars?

Whatever you do, DON'T give me that card...

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Ainsley hears ya. Ainsley don't care.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Of course in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say!

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Drink-Mix Man posted:

You've just got to turn that frown upside down!





That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!

Drink-Mix Man, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!

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Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Everything Counts posted:

Musically, that is!

Yeah, you see how you scum!

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