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Women's Rights? posted:Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet NOT QUITE PERISHED, MY LOVE! Though sometimes I wish I had
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 05:00 |
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Sanguinia posted:I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. We'll just see about that Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight....
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 08:08 |
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SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a runaway train.... ....to what do you owe your rampant success....
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 10:44 |
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Jerusalem posted:SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... ....to what do you owe your rampant success....
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 22:09 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"! The goons are right to laugh at you, Funky.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 01:57 |
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Roark posted:Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies! I'm aged 18-49, EVERYBODY listens to me!
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 22:11 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape? A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 23:26 |
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Writer Cath posted:What is it with you and failure? I just think its neat!
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2013 03:14 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up. Ja okay in ze hole.
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 01:47 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Man Smart! ♫The woman is.... smarter!♪
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 21:44 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 01:02 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk! I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 01:05 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time? ...sometimes
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 01:29 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? That poor dog...
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 01:48 |
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Vicissitude posted:Don't say revenge, don't say revenge... CatchrNdRy posted:I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? Be quiet you AWFUL man!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 02:00 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:wound his body with bullets
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 02:33 |
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 04:36 |
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Everything Counts posted:Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool! Everything!
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2013 23:06 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:When I first met Skeesix, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person! But, LOCUST....
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 11:50 |
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Skeesix posted:Actually sir, they DO have an appointment. I called ahead!
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2013 23:10 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Give her these. Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 02:43 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Oh, I'm not a doctor. So you don't work on retainer?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 03:36 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day! You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 05:07 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant. BERSERK IS RIGHT!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 10:06 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 22:16 |
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Hogburto posted:♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do. Is that what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about?
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 03:24 |
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Writer Cath posted:Don't you usually laugh at everything? That's not why I took you to all those Police Academy movies!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 03:33 |
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Writer Cath posted:It means he gets results, you stupid mod! I'm not your moddy, Writer Cath
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 03:46 |
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mrfart posted:mrfart posts a drawing OH IT'S ADORABLE WHAT A WONDERFUL PIC... AHHH BURN IT! SEND IT BACK TO HELL!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 07:04 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:This is going to be an all-night brain-buster. Oh, we're out of coffee! Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream... BURNS SUIT! BURNS SUIT!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 08:35 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards? Yeah, which is weird, because normally I dream about naked womELWOODCUSE!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 08:42 |
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Skeesix posted:Uhhhh, I'll drive You were drunk!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 08:45 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Listen, rummy, I’m going to say it plain and simple: where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side? The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana! Sanguinia posted:What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan? New York is thataway, pal!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 09:01 |
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Skeesix posted:And how! DRINK DUFF! responsibly DRINK DUFF! responsibly DRINK DUFF! responsibly
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 09:19 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug... Let's never drink beer again! And we never did drinks beer
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 22:16 |
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Nah, that's unlikely.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 02:30 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores. They barely quoted for 15 pages!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 07:16 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him. I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste... now that's good eatin'!
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 03:10 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Goons can be so cruel. You could stand to lose a little weight, jscolon2.0!
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 00:15 |
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Do over Ham posted:Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan. No no, just pay the re-registration fee and I'll link you to a TCC thread!
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 06:51 |