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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Women's Rights? posted:

Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet

NOT QUITE PERISHED, MY LOVE!


Though sometimes I wish I had :slick:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sanguinia posted:

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. :eng101:

We'll just see about that :laugh:

:crossarms:

Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight....

:ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a runaway train.... :sigh: ....to what do you owe your rampant success.... :geno:

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Oct 8, 2013

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jerusalem posted:

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... :sigh: ....to what do you owe your rampant success.... :geno:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!


The goons are right to laugh at you, Funky.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

I'm aged 18-49, EVERYBODY listens to me!



:negative:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CatchrNdRy posted:

ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional :colbert:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

What is it with you and failure?

I just think its neat! :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Luigi Thirty posted:

Nazi Germany? I thought you guys broke up.

Ja okay in ze hole. :godwin:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CatchrNdRy posted:

Man Smart!

The woman is.... smarter!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers!


For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.

OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER! :australia:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!

I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home! :haw:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

...sometimes :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CatchrNdRy posted:

ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

That poor dog... :qq:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Vicissitude posted:

Don't say revenge, don't say revenge...

Uh... revenge.

That's it, I'm outta here.



CatchrNdRy posted:

I SAID ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!? :haw:

Be quiet you AWFUL man! :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

wound his body with bullets

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Everything Counts posted:

Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!

Everything! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

When I first met Skeesix, he was loud, crude and piggish. But I worked hard on him, and now he's a whole new person!

But, LOCUST....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Skeesix posted:

Actually sir, they DO have an appointment.

I called ahead!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Give her these.

And these.

And then these.

Thank you Dr. Bouvenstein

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, I'm not a doctor.

So you don't work on retainer?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Wait! Don't panic -- remember the advice your father gave you on your wedding day!

You're ugly as a mule and twice as stupid! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

I've decided to protect myself ever since I was attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.

BERSERK IS RIGHT! :supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Cookie Kwan posted:

Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?

:frogout:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Hogburto posted:

♪ Fish heads, fish heads. Do-do do-do do do.

Is that what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

Don't you usually laugh at everything?

That's not why I took you to all those Police Academy movies! :argh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Writer Cath posted:

It means he gets results, you stupid mod! :argh:

I'm not your moddy, Writer Cath :sigh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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mrfart posted:

mrfart posts a drawing

OH IT'S ADORABLE WHAT A WONDERFUL PIC...


AHHH BURN IT! SEND IT BACK TO HELL! :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

This is going to be an all-night brain-buster. Oh, we're out of coffee! Oh, well, I'll just drink this warm cream...



BURNS SUIT! BURNS SUIT! :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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MondayHotDog posted:

Did you have the same backwards talking post with the flaming cards?

Yeah, which is weird, because normally I dream about naked womELWOODCUSE!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Skeesix posted:

Uhhhh, I'll drive

You were drunk! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Listen, rummy, I’m going to say it plain and simple: where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

The electric yellow has got me by the brain banana!

Sanguinia posted:

What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan? :smith:

New York is thataway, pal!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Skeesix posted:

And how!

DRINK DUFF! :haw:

responsibly



DRINK DUFF! :haw:

responsibly



DRINK DUFF! :haw:

responsibly

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug, Chug-a-lug...



Let's never drink beer again! :smith:

And we never did :unsmith:

drinks beer

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Nah, that's unlikely.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

Good night, Something Awesome. There will be no encores.

They barely quoted for 15 pages! :argh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cookie Kwan posted:

We tried to flush Jerusalem down the toilet, but he got stuck and now we have to feed him.

I can still eat corn on the cob if you mash it up into a fine paste... now that's good eatin'!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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jscolon2.0 posted:

Goons can be so cruel.

You could stand to lose a little weight, jscolon2.0! :haw:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Naw, I'm going to ask Cookie Kwan.

No no, just pay the re-registration fee and I'll link you to a TCC thread!

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