I Before E posted:

I can't even believe I have to say this:

Do not tell us what moviescomics you masturbate to.

It's disgusting and weird and frankly speaks to a deep sadness at the core of your being.

I really can't believe this has to be a codified rule, how horrible is that? Just stop and think about it for one second, I actually had to sit here and type this thing out here saying that nobody in the entire course of human civilization wants to know what moviescomics you jerk off to. Don't tell us, don't tell us, don't tell us. I will probatedisdain the gently caress out of you disgusting orangutan-rear end motherfuckers, Jesus Christ, just don't do it.

bucketmouse posted:

Why does everyone hate xkcd so much? From what I've seen it's pretty mediocre most of the time, like Garfield except written for postgrads,

Same Great Paste posted:

How about y'all change your status to "feelings hurt" and move on with life?

Kenning posted:

Shut the gently caress up you are all cumulatively the most boring person I can imagine.

RandomFerret posted:

My girlfriend keeps threatening to leave me if I keep answering the phone with this.

I wish she'd just do it already, and let me off the loving hook. Sure, there were good times, but now when I look in her eyes I don't see that twinkle that used to send me to the moon, I just see the source of my loving misery. There's no hatred like the kind you feel for somebody you used to love.

The worst part is that I know she feels the same way. The silence is deafening. When I brushed against her hand reaching for the cereal box this morning, she stiffened up so much the table shook a little. I don't know if we're staying together out some delusion that we're somehow going to get that spark back, or if we're just both just too scared of being alone.

Hello.
Yes, this is hell.

A Classy Ghost posted:

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/preachertom/radicalboy/series.php?view=archive&chapter=37711

N. Senada posted:

omg is this real?

Cuz I'm pretty sure that means some old white boring rear end in a top hat is the second coming of Christ and this is the beginning of the apocalypse. If everybody was coming to dinner, that would mean the world is coming to an end. Hold me, plz

larchesdanrew posted:

Would be funnier withou-

Krinkle posted:

I'm a huge loving nerd and XKCD is poo poo.

Krinkle posted:

It's the literal exact opposite of what he was saying??? If it was what he was saying I'd have said "I'm no nerd, and I hate this. That's how you know I'm not a nerd."

I told you I'd shoot but you didn't believe me.


All I wanted was one person to notice I swapped out goatKCD for xkcd in the quote but you had to go too far.

Korgan posted:

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