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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2014 NFL Draft
 
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
bewbies, you're like my favorite Chief fan here. And this thread is exactly why.

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 23:23
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

San Diego needs corners and offensive linemen really bad
Fluker is my favorite.

Also, Gilchrist is probably having migraines and harsh light sensitivity somewhere.

* # ¿ Jan 13, 2014 22:59
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
I like the use of 'Primary' target. Better than catchy and speedy.

Although they have very dangerous threats in Davis and Crabtree as well. drat you, 49ers.

* # ¿ Jan 13, 2014 23:08
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
That's essentially trading a high level starting QB for two mystery boxes. And you're banking on one of those mystery boxes to be a high level starting QB.

Foles is in a great situation this year and even if he regresses to the mean, he'll still get back Maclin and have McCoy and Jackson to carry the load.

* # ¿ Feb 27, 2014 21:24
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
Manziel ceiling is Russell Wilson, and that's not a knock on him. He's wayyy more out of control than Wilson is in the pocket though, who is incredibly, annoyingly efficient with his movement, which could be disastrous for him in the NFL.

* # ¿ Feb 28, 2014 07:10
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
The Browns got Joe Haden, they have used up all their good karma this decade.

* # ¿ Mar 3, 2014 20:35
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
Yeah, just so there's some numbers, in 2012 Luck and RG3 made over $20mil/4yr on their rookie contracts. The 8th overall, Ryan Tannehill got about $12mil/4yr.

EJ Manuel just signed a $8.8mil/5yr contract last season for getting picked 16th. And he still has to play in Buffalo.

Bridgewater isn't metagaming this whole system.

* # ¿ Mar 31, 2014 19:47
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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
I think that was mainly Archie's PTSD from his Saints years kicking in and the Chargers looked like another Manning black hole to him, so he told Eli to steer clear.

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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

1. Cam Cameron
2. Von Miller
3. Marcel Dareus
4. A.J. Green
5. Patrick Peterson
6. Julio Jones
7. Aldon Smith
8. Jake Locker
9. Tyron Smith
10. Blaine Gabbert
I like how no one noticed this.

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