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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

YES! Jose Canseco is the loving best

Example one of so many. Seriously, follow that man.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


So for those of you that live in NYC, are there really people that would entertain living in one of those places for more than you could get your own apartment in most other places?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Jose is pretty great

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Bitch tit will now be making it's way into my insult rotation with friends.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Gyges posted:

Bitch tit will now be making it's way into my insult rotation with friends.
don't fat-shame

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Jose Canseco believes that gravity in the time of dinosaurs was stronger than it is now. Also, he made this picture.

https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/397519074315358208

Breaking Bad references will always get you points.

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 7, 2013

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Aaaaah that baby dear god

edit: Ron Funches defeats both Sklar Bros! What an upset!

JT Jag fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Nov 7, 2013

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Please change the thread title to @Midnight: Take Me To Jeff Dunham And His Penis

BrooklynBruiser
Aug 20, 2006

sportsgenius86 posted:

Please change the thread title to @Midnight: Take Me To Jeff Dunham And His Penis

Seconding this. Great episode, but the amount I laughed at that was simply embarrassing.

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007

sportsgenius86 posted:

Take Me To Jeff Dunham And His Penis

Just watched this latest ep and... I don't get it. :(

Great ep though. I love Ron Funches.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It's a VERY uplifting movie!

This is where Ron Funches won my heart.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I BURY YOU ON PLATFORM :argh:

but this bit had me laughing the most the whole episode for whatever reason.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Cowputer Girl

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Cowputer Girl is, in fact, $32.99. Plus $8.95 shipping.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Clark Greggnog :toot:

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

The only acceptable Ryan Seacrest fanfic is one where he is murdered.

Paul F. Tompkins knows his fanfics. How suspicious.

Aw Julie :(

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Nov 8, 2013

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Next week's list is up, should be another good set:

quote:

MONDAY 11/11
• John Hodgman @hodgman
• Rob Delaney @robdelaney
• Grace Helbig @gracehelbig

TUESDAY 11/12
• David Koechner @DavidKoechner
• Judd Apatow @JuddApatow
• Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser

WEDNESDAY 11/13
• Neal Brennan @nealbrennan
• David Spade @DavidSpade
• Andi Osho @andiosho

THURSDAY 11/14
• Doug Benson @DougBenson
• Tom Lennon @thomaslennon
• Paul Scheer @paulscheer

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007

Grace Helbig? On my tv box? Not in a Lowe's commercial? I'm so happy I could spit.

Thursday is gonna be amazing too.

Fateo McMurray
Mar 22, 2003

Thursday is gonna rule so hard

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
Hodgeman and Helbig in one night, the TV might implode from dry humor.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

On the one hand, John Hodgman is hilarious.

On the other hand, Rob Delaney reeks of phoniness, Judd Apatow is quickly becoming another Will Smith by casting his family in everything, and David Spade is David Spade.

I'm still watching though.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Y-Hat posted:

On the one hand, John Hodgman is hilarious.

On the other hand, Rob Delaney reeks of phoniness, Judd Apatow is quickly becoming another Will Smith by casting his family in everything, and David Spade is David Spade.

I'm still watching though.

Judd Apatow's kids are about 100000x more charismatic than Jaden Smith.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

Looks like Rob Delaney dropped out and it'll be Kurt Braunohler in his place tonight.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Are they ever going to change the bump so that Hardwick doesn't say @Midnight starts right now, immediately followed by Colbert credits?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
#gunshot

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Remember when the worst thing about Facebook was when we thought it was turning into Myspace? Turns out Myspace was better because it didn't run on a business model of selling your personal information to businesses.

Also, Hodgman is growing more facial hair than just his mustache.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Y-Hat posted:

Remember when the worst thing about Facebook was when we thought it was turning into Myspace? Turns out Myspace was better because it didn't run on a business model of selling your personal information to businesses.

I have bad news for you.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I have bad news for you.
Welp.

Also the "cut a bitch" meme would have been more clever.

Edit: Did he just say REDDIT invited the AMA? :argh:

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 06:23 on Nov 12, 2013

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Is it just me, or does it seem like the person on the first podium loses more often than the other two?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Vengeance Demon!

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

This is the sort of panel where you'd hate to see anyone go, but Hodgman is my personal favorite.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the crazy editing, Hodgman seemingly got almost all of his points on questions that didn't air.

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

ShakeZula posted:

With the crazy editing, Hodgman seemingly got almost all of his points on questions that didn't air.

I've taken a Whose Line approach for this show: Everything may or may not be made up and the points don't matter - regardless of how hard Hardwick screams POINTS!!!!! after every answer.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sighence posted:

I've taken a Whose Line approach for this show: Everything may or may not be made up and the points don't matter - regardless of how hard Hardwick screams POINTS!!!!! after every answer.

If anything that plays into the joke even more, the only time you don't get points is when the crowd doesn't like the joke, which is basically how a panel show with comics should be, get a laugh get points.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

There's not a chance in hell that Judd Apatow isn't going to win this.

Roxors
Feb 18, 2011
God do confession bears suck. At least the comedians are being funny.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


"Confession Bear?" Who comes up with this poo poo?

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

raditts posted:

"Confession Bear?" Who comes up with this poo poo?

Yes, but those were some great jokes from Koechner and Glaser--I love a good pun :D

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
God can we just have Iron Shiek Real or Jabroni as an entire show?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Did they strike some sort of deal with Gawker or something? What's with all the Deadspin/Gizmodo/Kotaku headlines?

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

404GoonNotFound posted:

Did they strike some sort of deal with Gawker or something? What's with all the Deadspin/Gizmodo/Kotaku headlines?

Super easy to find poo poo to make fun of on those sites?

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