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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > the adventures of satan
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Petr
Oct 3, 2000
 jump in th elava

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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
>call god and say hi

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
 >Pull out your goat guitar and play a sweet guitar rift.

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

 >go left a lot more

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Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
 >find some damned souls to torment

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Percy Teatwillow
Jan 9, 2006

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
pick up rocks and enter BLOOD CAVE

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Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

 Prank call Jesus.

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along the way
Jan 18, 2009
 >cast enlarge genitalia

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cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

along the way posted:

>cast enlarge genitalia
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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> turn into a duck

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Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
> rule the world through your vessel, Barack Obama

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


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Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

 That lava sure looks refreshing. Maybe you should
>Drink the lava.

Uh, nevermind.

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
> possess loyal servant, Dick Cheney

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> summon a goat

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> name the goat Li'l Dick Fuckboy

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Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
> Think really hard about all of your sweet bitcoins

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> marry the goat

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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
>go left

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odd2k
Jul 18, 2006
I DIDN'T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING BUT A SHITTY POST SO I GOT THIS SHITTY CUSTOM TITLE!
>reign

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Blue Steel
Aug 19, 2009

GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT OF E/N AND BACK TO TFLC
 >perform 1 pushup

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Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

 >Advance the plot.

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Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Action Yak Police posted:

>Advance the plot.
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Locker Room Zubaz
Aug 8, 2006

:horse:
~*~THE SECRET OF THE MAGICAL CRYSTALS IS THAT I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE~*~

:horse:
 >kill you r self

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Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
>get swole

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Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun
 >Stick a pineapple up Hitlers rear end.

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Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
> invent white people

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IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.
 >go right, as in your left

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
> bounce on pogo stick

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frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
>fart

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along the way
Jan 18, 2009
 >go right

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Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> check email

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Percy Teatwillow
Jan 9, 2006

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
>loving do something already christ like idk build a bridge out of the bones of the fallen so you can get across the fuckign lava

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
> have an epiphany that this boring me-too thread is Hell, and we are all in it for our sins
> be liberated

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Percy Teatwillow
Jan 9, 2006

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
>let me be satan because you are a bad satan

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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