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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
> put rockets on pogo stick and jet the gently caress out of hell

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
> leave your throne room

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
satan should have access to better technology, his rockets suck

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
>seduce some hot angel babes to get that one crazy secret God doesn't want you to know

along the way
Jan 18, 2009
>poop

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

Bran Loghair posted:

>seduce some hot angel babes to get that one crazy secret God doesn't want you to know

PRiests hate him!

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> activate portal, destination GBS 2.1

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
> fly through gateway with guns blazing

Percy Teatwillow
Jan 9, 2006

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
>try ot gently caress the portal

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

> Activate the portal over and over again and goatse the entrance so everyone on the other side of the portal sees your satan rear end

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Kumbamontu posted:

> fly through gateway with guns blazing

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Diqnol posted:

> Activate the portal over and over again and goatse the entrance so everyone on the other side of the portal sees your satan rear end

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Percy Teatwillow
Jan 9, 2006

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

gently caress it

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Diqnol posted:

> Activate the portal over and over again and goatse the entrance so everyone on the other side of the portal sees your satan rear end

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> frown for a full minute, then read the instruction sheet

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



>activate portal, destination own anus

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>read instructions. then gently caress them

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Megadyptes posted:

>read instructions. then gently caress them

Then eat them

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> open inventory

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
> keep pitchfork for now, find hellbat, channel inner Ozzy and eat head, rip off wing

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003


Oh wow you stupid poo poo, you could have posted a medieval painting of som baboon rear end thing with a woman's tits slapping a monk around or whatever but instead you chose to post this terrible mspaint BULLSHIt. gently caress you.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Davelord Cheeto posted:

Oh wow you stupid poo poo, you could have posted a medieval painting of som baboon rear end thing with a woman's tits slapping a monk around or whatever but instead you chose to post this terrible mspaint BULLSHIt. gently caress you.

:getout:

Agent Provocatard
Dec 4, 2002
Unrelated to the matter being considered.
> find a girl to make 3 babies named all those things

Romes
Jun 18, 2003
>try cutting off your penis, putting that unholy thing on 1 pedestal, the pitchfork on the second, and spit on the third.
>say magic words.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Kumbamontu posted:

> keep pitchfork for now, find hellbat, channel inner Ozzy and eat head, rip off wing

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> take out pitchfork just to look spooky. then exit to the right

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
call helpline

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
the portal is goatse

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Agent Provocatard
Dec 4, 2002
Unrelated to the matter being considered.
>Ask how the demons are doing

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
> Konami code

IPlayVideoGames
Nov 28, 2004

I unironically like Anders as a character.
> xyzzy

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
kill those fuckers

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