Gough Suppressant posted:

Fruity Gordo posted:

gently caress beaten so hard

doctawrong posted:

Post it.

doctawrong posted:

what was the deal with tazos anyway? was it like marbles or some poo poo?

Lizard Combatant posted:

I see a cover. Page by page breakdown please.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Is your digital camera from the mid '90s too? I can't see poo poo in half of these

Fruity Gordo posted:

someone photoshop tony abbotts head onto this

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Objectively the best racing game on 64

LordPants posted:

in the spirit of calling your mexican place gringos, i wanna start a sushi place called gaijin.

hiddenmovement posted:

This is a vehicle that is driving on the roads in a first world country in 2014.

quote:

Driving unregistered and uninsured were the least of an Adelaide man's problems when he was pulled over in the city's north-eastern suburbs on Monday.

It was 8.30am when the officers stopped his Holden sedan on Sudholz Road at Gilles Plains, believing him to be driving dangerously in the morning's peak-hour traffic.

The officers discovered not only were two tyres blown out but the steering wheel was missing, leaving the driver to control the vehicle with a pair of vice grips.

"Further investigations led police to believe the vehicle had just been involved in a hit-run crash in Northfield only minutes earlier," a police spokesman said.

The driver, a 38-year-old Northfield man, was allegedly driving while disqualified and returned a positive drug test to methyl amphetamine and cannabis.

He was arrested and charged with driving without due care, failing to stop at the scene of a crash, driving in a manner dangerous, driving while disqualified, unregistered, uninsured and contrary to defect and breaching his bail conditions.

He has appeared in court and was remanded in custody.

hiddenmovement posted:

I get a call from my mum. My beloved childhood cat is dead.

She calls back 15 minutes later. Sorry, cat's alive. My bad.

Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

Got one. Looking forward to Auspol's Smash You Are Self tournament.

Captain Pissweak posted:

Also I couldn't find the show about the bear and doll, I'm way pissed.

Captain Pissweak posted:

The bear was an unrepentant arsehole all the time and the ragdoll lady was always like "I am so over your poo poo I'm leaving" and he'd be "fine whatever woman" and the episode I remember there was this Nice Guy trademark that she fell for but then something happened and she almost died and the bear had to save her because the Nice Guy was a coward and then they were friends again until the next episode.

I think it might have been a metaphor for hatefucking.

Captain Pissweak posted:

I literally just found it then and was coming here to post this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA1ZrP1P_fw

bell jar posted:

mods pls change my username to NUGS CURES THUGS

hambeet posted:

hey have you guys seen those losers in the coupons subforum LOL fucken tightasses want to save 20 cents on a subway lmbo

Shadeoses posted:

What's the most Auspol faction?

Matthew Beet posted:

I like nuclear spy. What did he bring up about it exactly?

Also he should post in here.

willus posted:

i feel like youre gonna fit right in here fella

Avshalom posted:

SeekOtherCandidate posted:

i was wondering why i heard someone refer to bike helmets in my workshop but i deliberately ignored it because a) we were rushed for time as it was and b) no way i wanted to get involved in that loving argument

Fruity Gordo posted:

omg now i wish i'd bothered to come out on sunday night

Fruity Gordo posted:

shame on all of you who didnt come to cracktown tho. we had amazing indian food and formed a roller derby team

SeekOtherCandidate posted:

party cabin 5eva, i really hope you can make it to natcon in canberra

Asphyxious posted:

Nuclear Spy posted:

The post-GF experience

webmeister posted:

There's a joke in here about South Australia and 1965 but I just can't find it

Alternatively - your jokes were always old mate