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Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Did the crows win?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 14:00

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 01:09

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Captain Pissweak posted:

yes

Oh good. Tomorrow at work will be bearable.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 14:02

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Soag posted:

did brazil win

Yes.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 14:04

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Milky Moor posted:

i'm so loving smart that i went to coles and withdrew $20 from one of the self-serve register things and then i left without getting my money from it

#milkylyfe

They actually hang on to it and write it up for collection later.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 14:07

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

XyloJW posted:

What happens after tier 1? :ohdear:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 00:43

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Haters Objector posted:

Housemates are cool if your housemates are cool and chill like me and my previous housemates

I'm now looking for two housemates in Melbourne's east after expelling two idiots who didn't know how to buy toilet paper.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 00:47

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Closed the shop 2 minutes early and a guy scrawled CUNTS! on our door and I was like wow rude

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 13:17

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

holla the fiddler, pash sharon

Hula with Riddler, Gas Charon.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 09:18

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Morning Xylo.

It annoys me when caf�s spell Brekky as Breaky. It's like no that's another word.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2014 17:05

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Best Doughnuts are the vegan jam ball doughnuts from Big Lou's.

Because they're CRUELTY FREE, you monsters.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 05:02

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Endman posted:

Lol if you think anything bought in a capitalist system is cruelty free.

I tried explaining to my vegan friends that being against all cruelty to all animals and owning apple products was a lil bit hypocritical. Didn't go down so well.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 05:15

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Tommofork posted:

Those bathrooms are straight out of a Sims game.

Good enough for virtual me, good enough for actual me.

*flirts with postman*

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 07:48

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Franco is a very pretty man if you're into that sort of thing

# ¿ Jul 15, 2014 17:58

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Oh god vegan chat my time to shine.

My friends are abolitionist vegans, meaning literally zero tolerance for anything that exploits or infringes upon an animals agency, so no beeswax, no honey, nothing. Their logic is that we as humans have evolved to the point where we no longer NEED to harm animals therefore as ethical beings we no longer should. Also animals have all the rights that humans do, and that the belief otherwise is Speciesism, which will become as abhorrent as racism/sexism in the future.

They send me links to articles citing that if you're not vegan, you're not feminist (as you're encouraging the rape and murder of females of another species) and often drop the line "you're lucky we're friends" or call me a hypocrite over dinner.

Literally no conversation can go by anymore without ethics and veganism being brought up.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:08

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Endman posted:

These people are not your friends.

Sever.

I just find it amazing that they tout kindness and compassion as their watchwords but they're HUMONGOUS ASSHOLES to everyone they meet.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:13

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

XyloJW posted:

I guess like a restaurant where they intentionally tricked you? LIke a puzzle restaurant, where if you ordered wrong, you'd get food you didn't want? I guess that'd be worse.

In all fairness Melbourne has a loving amazing vegan restaurant.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:14

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Sir Shion posted:

Singular.

I'm aware. Other vegan restaurants: less impressive.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:17

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

IronicBeetCriminal posted:

I'm going to come and hang out with you and argue with your friends.

I will bring my own fedora.

I got all excited and then was like nooo

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:30

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

The Narrator posted:

long story short, yes I object to animal cruelty and inhumane conditions,

EVIDENTLY YOU DONT AS YOU STILL FUND IT YOU PIECE OF FILTH

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 07:48

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Omw to smith & daughters to get called a stupid hypocrite and eat some chocolate cake w/ avocado ice cream

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 10:51

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Mills posted:

hey that place looks pretty good

It's p. great yeah

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 10:54

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

IronicBeetCriminal posted:

OMW

yessssssss

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 10:56

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Mills posted:

is there anything else you recommend? im gonna try it later this year

Maedaya in Richmond is run by a friend of mine and loving incredible if you like alcohol and/or Japanese food

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 10:59

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Beet didn't show up either.

All talk, just like all men.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 14:27

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Soag posted:

ummmm beet lives in melb

maybe youre thinking of captain seagull

Beet didn't show up to my vegan fedora jamboree

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 14:30

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

XyloJW posted:

morning all

Morning. What's the haps.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 15:27

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

I like poached eggs, avocado and feta on toast for breakfast.

Mostly just have weetbix tho.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2014 15:49

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

I may exploit cows and my chickens but at least I don't eat meat like you filthy meat-havers.

There is literally no difference. It's saying "okay so I don't immediately kill something after torturing it for its whole life, but I do kill it eventually after torturing it for its whole life". Also EGGS?? you know how many male chicks are ground up or gassed to facilitate the egg industry? LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. BILLIONS OF CHICKEN DEATHS A SECOND ALL FOR YOU.

Own your own chickens? YOU'RE STILL VALIDATING EGG EATING AND EXPLOITATION AS ACCEPTABLE. YOU ARE COMPLICIT.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 02:43

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Hence my life goal of breeding chickens that have lovely friendly roosters so people adopt them as slaves like parrots

Oh okay cool

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 03:11

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

I liked the survivor with Winson in it, I think it's the sort of thing that would get really unfun(ny) the moment anyone started taking it too seriously.

e: worst snype

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 06:08

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Avshalom posted:

but why is it so hard and rubbery and tasteless

help me, vegan fairy

Did you buy one of our ORGANIC range ones?

Maybe try that instead. Like $5 for an avocado. Go on.

I'll wait.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 08:44

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

If you don't grow all your own produce you're supporting the maltreatment of Australian farmers AND encouraging the abuse of animals.

But seriously get your poo poo from an independent organic grocer.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 08:54

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

No, the only ethical way to get fruit and veg if it has fallen off the tree on its own accord. For maximum ethicality, wait for it to be half-eaten by a possum first.

Otherwise you are raping the Earth. Who is our mother. If you don't eat half-eaten possum food you are RAPING your MOTHER

tw: carnist scum

I just lay under a tree all day hoping fruit falls into my mouth. It is the only ethical option.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 08:59

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

I miss the Central Markets of Adelaide.

Being here is still better than loving Sydney though.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 09:09

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

I signed up for flatmate finder but somehow got offered a place through gayshare.com so now I have a hard time convincing people I'm straight in my huge gay sharehouse.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 13:43

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Avshalom posted:

if you think farts aren't hilarious you're probably, idk, english or something

Poms are way into farts

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 13:47

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Those Dracula's restaurants, who are they for? Like what's the target demographic? I don't get them.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 13:48

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Avshalom posted:

those what

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 14:07

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

IronicBeetCriminal posted:

maybe it's a front for drugs or a brothel idk

GOON MEET

SHAME ON ME IF YOU FOOL ME TWICE

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 14:08

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 01:09

Asphyxious: I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 14:20

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