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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Denzine posted:

Ember trip report.

...

Overall, Ember has been nerfed. Do not bother with this frame.
God drat it DE.

Denzine posted:

we need a :de: smiley.
An Ember in the diorama pose from the Vor Assassination mission.

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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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asterioth posted:

Ember isn't as bad as he makes it out to be, the new version of WoF has pillars of flame that will shoot up and they can hit more than one thing at a time.
That's how it LOOKS like it should work, but do not be deceived by the new effects. WoF is one target, no AOE. It ticks fast and cycles targets fast if you're killing trash, making it look like a lot of poo poo's dying all at once, but get some harder mobs and it's very distinctly single target, no AOE. Pluto's right there, try it. The nontarget eruptions going on around you are meaningless razzle-dazzle, they do nothing.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Okay, holy poo poo. I was just sticking doughballs to peoples' faces when I looked at my ammo counter, tried both spam firing and charge firing, and came to a realization.

Stug uses fractional ammo.
You can spew something like a dozen or more mini doughballs for the cost of a single bullet, or you can charge up a big doughball for the cost of a single bullet.
You know how we've complained that weapons don't have individual ammo counts, and are stuck with universal rifle/sniper/shotgun/pistol ammo counts? Now consider Stug's incredibly bizarre and rear end-backwards fractional ammo on top of that.

I think DE has buried the universal ammo counts so deep in their game that they're afraid of going in to mess with it.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

InfinityComplex posted:

Oh that would rub anyone the wrong way. You just had default pubby experience. Play with Goons, play with reliability.
Even if you sleepwalk into a bunch of bullets and fall off a bridge, we got your back. :v:

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Sandweed posted:

I miss the old Ember, an untouchable queen of fire. Overheat + World on Fire, laugh all the way to extraction.

I always bring out the Ember three step procedure - Get in the middle of the poo poo, survive getting into the middle of the poo poo, burn the poo poo.
Step 1 is not built-in, Step 2 got nerfed and now outright pulled.
Denzine tells me Fireball is on its way to being kind of good, and I like hearing this, but it means Ember has yet another step 3 but not quite because self-damage for god's sake how did that even happen DE get that fixed.

The hellstep teleport that came up in the past was an amazing concept and should be folded into Fire Blast. Ragdoll implosion at start point, Fire Blast ring at endpoint, thus giving a step 1 and 3 hybrid power. I want a nightmare frame that gets up close fast, DE wants a damage caster, everyone is happy.

World on Fire does not act as advertised (it never really did, with a 3 target limit). In part, I understand it is somewhat broken (one target limit is apparently not intended?) - obviously, this should be fixed. The new effect screams for AOE damage even more than the old effect, and why shouldn't it have AOE while Molecular Prime and Shield Polarize exist? We can't deliberately target this power in the first place, AND it has a target limit. The random nearby eruptions should be doing AOE damage too since, again, they are untargetable and occur within a relatively constrained area. In fact, all of the eruptions should be knocking dudes on their asses with direct hits. They're clearly mirroring Ruk's ground eruption with the new effect, and I'm pretty sure Ruk's ground eruption has a knockdown.

People can argue that Accelerant having a Radial Blind like effect is survivability through CC, but I think that's a poor excuse and still prefer tank Overheat. Not to mention a pseudo Radial Blind on something like Ember seems a little out of place. Honestly, these new 100% fire procs from her powers should be causing every enemy they hit to :supaburn:. I have no suggestion on survivability other than to bring back tank Overheat, but if Accelerant is here to stay, it could stand to be a little more interesting with the damage bonus.

DE wants her to be a pure caster, then I think she needs another angle, and that DE needs to embrace the pyromania more.
Ember's old targets of choice, light infested, are no longer on the map consistently, and at the same time it looks like armor's coming back. Another video game pyromaniac gives us this bit of wisdom regarding armor:

Anomaly 2 Hell Hound posted:

EVEN METAL BURNS
Ember needs a Meltdown power or power synergy effect that fucks armor like Mag fucks shields. Perhaps incorporate this into Accelerant.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Proposition Castle posted:

I've had fun shooting and slicing things for a few hours but it seems like 1/3 of my missions I draw a vomit-inducing color palette for the area. Things look REALLY bland and horrible with a weird burgundy/brownish hue. Anyone else have an issue like this?
Yeah it cycles through a bunch of lightspaces for variety but some are eyesearing. Turning off Color Correction in settings might help.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Helter Skelter posted:

Nobody gives a poo poo about a statue, get folks their Vipers.
Now, if we could plaster the actual plants all over the dojo, that's a different story.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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wid posted:

Near the end all 3 of them managed to get killed because they were trying to grab mods.
The best part about this is that you extract from mission normally, not defense-style, and mods stick around.

Clocks posted:

e: In fact I found the mission pretty boring since I sat around with our frost while the other two goons ran to the cave bottleneck and took care of stuff there. The enemies don't spawn from enough different positions to make it too interesting.
It always takes DE a while to hammer out the enemy pathfinding decently, which makes for unintended consequences when pushing these new tiles for events.
The first event defense I did was on the huge open tile with the injector in a large building in one corner, that had a cylindrical tunnel as a back entrance. The Hellions broke. They just... broke. They would jumpjet once, land, warp to a different spot, and start standing around like lemons for the rest of the game, jamming up the rest of the dudes trying to come in. The Grineer couldn't even figure out how to get out of the back entrance tunnel. If you looked out into the open area there would be Hellions standing around all over the place and other Grineer trying to path around them. We actually started going out of our way to try clearing up the jams by killing Hellions because it was getting kind of boring.

And then there's the matter of uneven spawn distribution.
The second event defense I did had the injector exposed in the center of a big platform, dudes coming from all sides. I roamed in circles around the injector platform until noticing one incoming path wasn't occupied by someone and still had lots of dudes coming in, so I camped out there, starting with the Aklex I was releveling, and moving up close for Ignis and Rhino Stomps when the Aklex was running low on damage. Turns out that the mapgen weighted my chosen path so heavily for enemy spawns that I had twice the kills of anyone else at the end, despite the Nyx and other Rhino coming by my spot occasionally to kill a bunch of dudes.

Both times, the biggest hazard to the injector was projectiles shooting past us and hitting it. Mostly miter blades. That's about the only reason for you to mind your positioning a bit, if you're not Frosting.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Doji Sekushi posted:

A couple pubbies join us.
Did the reasonable pubbie also express their displeasure? :allears:

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Hog Butcher posted:

I thought the Ignis was pretty bad at the beginning
Ignis was absolutely horrid at the very beginning, to the point where it had trouble breaking crates. I seem to recall that it couldn't even hit multiple targets.

Now look at Ignis today. I think it's one of the few major successes that keep people from giving up on DE.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Serpentis posted:

Null Star's still rubbish, but that can be said of quite a lot of 1 powers in this game.
And even then, its multi-shot fire-and-forget nature puts it at the higher end of those basic damage 1 powers. Still not amazing, of course.

Gestalt Intellect posted:



This game can get kinda disturbing
The animation errors can get pretty mind-bending.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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SlayVus posted:

What I liked about vortex puking on players was that...
Pulling people off consoles they're trying to hack.
Pulling people off downed teammates they're trying to revive.
Pulling people off elevators they're trying to ride.
Self-owning by being downed immediately after dropping a vortex nearby, rendering self unreviveable for duration.
Polluting extraction.
Making a complete mess of the dueling room (but then again, a lot of things do this).

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Cicero rewards are out. I haven't tried out the twin wipers yet, but oh boy those dual toxic/status mods. They're for melee, pistol, rifle, and shotgun, and all have the same stats.

Stock, 4 energy, +15% Toxin, +15% Status
Maxed, 7 energy, +60% Toxin, +60% Status

Regular status chance single mods cap at 15% for 7 or 9 energy, depending on type.

DE, does your concept of balancing your game consist of flattening it with a 100 ton acme weight?

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Maxwell Adams posted:

I'm also enjoying my new Viper Wraiths. The leading solution in ammo disposal.
What am I going to do with all these bullets? Do you want them? Go ahead, take them all, with my blessing.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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quote:

Electric shield
Volt's shield is also good for making mancannons. The Volt deploys a line of evenly space shields, and a Vauban puts a bounce pad on each one. It's a bit fiddly to get the spacing right and find an area big enough to use it without being interrupted.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Khorne posted:

To get Nova I ran the boss enough to get 80 helmet and 110 chassis bps. Before guaranteed drops. It took me literal months because I'd just do a few runs here and there, not even daily.
Back when Captain Vor was just a beefier Flameblade and speedgrinding him for Cronus blueprints to sell was the fastest way to make credits, I went through about 20 or so Cronus BPs like that. This was not considered desirable behavior by DE (and I agree with this), so they made it that the more Cronus BP pickups you've gotten, the less likely they are to drop. Still, I continued having enough miscellaneous encounters with Vor for about another 20 BPs that I just left sitting around. Then he got his redesign and started dropping Seer parts. I wanted that gun. I didn't care that people were pretty disappointed by it, I wanted that gun.

~30 more Cronus BPs later, I finally got the last part, immediately after a streak of 3 Cronus BPs in a row. I believe this was before the not-RNG reveal and fix.

Nova was pretty painful too, and the whole "NO DROPS AT ALL" thing didn't help. I got the last part for her during a guaranteed drops bug with Denzine's help.

Thranguy posted:

Am I correct in believing that there's no way to tell who's hosting a given session? Because that would be really handy considering that host migration in defense is generally automatic mission fail...
I'm not 100% on this but I believe it's whoever's at the top of the session player list. On starting a game without an immediate host migration, the player list stays the same and whoever started the session - and is therefore hosting - is still at the top. With an immediate host migration, someone else always winds up there. This makes sense because whoever is host after a migration if of course the first to join on themselves.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Terbulus posted:

Can they really not just put alt fires when zoomed in
this semi auto/ charge system irks me
I had theorized that the locked ammo counts were buried so deep in the game that DE is afraid to go in and mess with them. I wonder if that could be the case here too.

ThePhenomenalBaby posted:

I kinda hope there isn't a goon that works at DE because drat have we disparaged this game a lot :v:
Well if you go and take a look at The Darkness II lp thread...

Captain Keene posted:

This thread isn't even close to bad. You should have seen the MechWarrior Online thread for real developer hate.
It seems like we've become equivalent to sports fans of a team that, on average, tends to flounder around. They still do good here and there, and in the end we're still rooting for them, but it just gets frustrating sometimes.

Fish Noise fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Jan 9, 2014

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Sputnik posted:

My Nekros desecrates all the corpses in the yard.
And I'm like,
It's better than yours.
drat right, it's better than yours.
I can poopsock,
But I have to charge.
I'm afraid this is a terminal case. All we can do is stand clear while watching Sputnik descend into a frenzy of forma and desecration before burning up in the atmosphere.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Raid was too straightforward and inoffensive for DE. You run in, you push button, you run out.

If memory serves, they want to replace Rescue missions with an Escort In mission type involving a Lotus drone that hacks multiple locations, instead of the current Escort Out.
And considering how often DE breaks pathfinding, the first week after that fucker comes out is going to be ugly.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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echronorian posted:

Quick noob question here: I put together the rhino chassis in the foundry but I can't find where I equip it. When I go to the arsenal menu and highlight my current one (excalibur) it pulls up a menu for different builds. The rhino chassis still says I need 375 plat to unlock. Where do I find what I built?
The chassis is only one part of the Rhino Warframe. To build a functioning warframe, you need three subcomponents: Chassis, Helmet, Systems. Completed parts should show up in your crafting materials list to the right. Once you have all three built, you can buy an overall blueprint in the market which assembles the three parts into a complete frame. Note that these blueprints only cost credits, not plat.
If you buy the overall blueprint now, you can also check on its entry in the foundry to see which subcomponents you've completed.

seiferguy posted:

This just sounds like a worse version of mobile defense.
Doesn't it?

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

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Fistfirst from orbit seems like something the Grineer would do. In fact, they treat their troops so expendably that I'd expect half of their drop gear to fail spectacularly.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Denzine posted:

The opposite of a Loki is a Luchadore.

Update 13: The CREEEEEEEEAAAAM rises to the TOP YEAH

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
I love this term.

The shared XP is duplicated, so you don't get a lesser amount from someone else's kill, and your kills are not leeched away by others. Thus, you don't need to killrace trying to hog XP when in a cohesive defense group, something pubbies generally seem to not grasp. The worst pubbie groups I've seen will form up at first, then immediately scatter out to spawncamp with a single puff of the flamethrower. The worst individual pubbies I've seen go straight to spawncamping position before the defense is even activated, and start getting mad when it isn't. This is sufficiently outrageous that most other pubbies will be going "what is your problem".
The shared XP you receive will be divided among all your stuff, however, so talk to your squad about loadouts if you've got things to level. Sometimes you can contribute meaningfully with a weapon you're working on, sometimes you can stand around absorbing numbers with all poo poo gear while a Rhino buddy tries to dance to industrial music.

Also, for anyone who gets pulled off the Survival group by trails of life support tanks, a pair of dual zorens to expedite getting in and out can help prevent further tank accumulation and distraction. Better yet, have a designated tank runner, like an LAPD Loki. Tanks are their job. When it's time to grab mods, the whole group moves.

Denzine is a classy person.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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You got three loadout variants, put them to good use!

Just some things to keep in mind:
Iron Skin lasts until it's broken.
IIRC, Stomp stun ignores duration mods, but Charge and Roar do not.
Maxing an aspect of a power requires Corrupted mods, which will hit another aspect - maxing efficiency (hard cap at 75%) hits duration, maxing range hits strength, etc.
What a two foot Charge loses in effectiveness and usefulness, it gains in comedy value.

I use a starched but unforma'ed Roar-less max efficiency Rhino that shuffle-charges towards extraction.
Denzine's Raptor wrangler Rhino used both Stomp and Roar, but I'm not sure if the technique has changed at all.

Rhino simply gives you so much to work with.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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zgrowler2 posted:

Magic pubbies, you guys. They stayed in place and everything. It was great.
Cherish that moment. Cherish it.

Insert name here posted:

If I recall it tells you you can't join because the alert's over.
Correct. Once the timer's gone, there's no joining. DE got on top of that one pretty quickly. I still remember when Denzine idled a mission for a whole day to help someone get a Catalyst.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Ice Fist posted:

Dude, it is breathlessly easy to pair up with a rich goon who will hand hold you through literally whatever content you want. I actually enjoy doing so since it's fun to take a break from trying to beat my latest speed/kill records or whatever the gently caress I'm doing to help some newbies. FFS, I had a brand new goon still with his braton mk-1 and lato come along on T3 capture missions with me. There is no 'wall' to get over in this co-op game that goons play.
Last time I was really actively playing, taking new goons around on adventures across the solar system was second only to impromptu racing in terms of fun.

"This is a RHINO."
"oooh."
"These are Corpus."
"robot head dudes?"
"Observe what RHINO does to Corpus."
STOMP
"WHERE DO WE GET ONE"

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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NGDBSS posted:

Help, I can't find my rear end with both hands!


"Does anyone smell something?"
Rhino attempts to discreetly check when he thinks no one is looking (but Lotus is).

That bug's never going away.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Starching is a one-time procedure. Once starched, the Ignis should be fed puzzle pieces!

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Kaldaris posted:

The very fabric of time and reality ripped open
We gotta show you how to attain apotheosis in the Dojo.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Szurumbur posted:

I'd rather see powers' availability somewhat changed
This is something that's come up often before, and it's part of why "I got a fresh frame that needs leveling, who wants to carry me" is a thing that happens.
It's somewhat alleviated (but not fully fixed) by Aura cards, which go into that single slot on the left and give you a flat increase to mod capacity depending on polarity and fusion. IIRC, a maxed Energy Siphon will put another 14 capacity on a Loki.
Even this is problematic for a new player since it requires you to get your hand on an Aura card in the first place. That in turn has been somewhat alleviated by trading - check with clan for a spare Energy Siphon.

...wow, when it's described as partial fixes stacked on top of partial fixes, it sounds REALLY bad.

Now that I'm thinking about this particular aspect of the problem, I'd like to see them add a new set of four power-specific slots. Without power cards slotted, these slots still act as an unranked power and cost no capacity, thus making them always available. Slotting in a fused power card uses the improved version instead, and the capacity use scaling of the fused cards is altered to accomodate no-capacity-at-unranked, so the cards are still there and not wasted. Unranked power cards will still exist as fusion fodder, and you still get a full set when you build a new frame, as a (very) slight head start in fusing. If DE adds alternate powers for frames, those powers can replace the defaults while the cards are slotted in, so you can still have, for instance, an unranked alternate 2 power.
As for the current mod slots, they can be left as-is. If DE is going to add universal powers (I think this was mentioned before? someone confirm?) such as for movement, the power polarity doesn't even need to go away. Of course, if DE also hands each player a free forma for, say, every frame with four power polarity slots they have, allowing players to free up some of those stock power polarity slots, that could make DE real popular for a while.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Sandweed posted:

My favorite part of this thread is the range of posters, you can have Denzine posting his 6 Forma Penta build and why it's essential to have a 4 Formaed Vauban to go with it, and the next post under him is a new player asking why a jerk called stalker came into his mission and murdered him.
I'm pretty sure I'm at the point where half my Warframe stories follow a "One time, Denzine did a thing" format.

One of the comments is joking about Loki Prime switch-teleporting in at the end.
A double Prime update would be amazing.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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AzureRequiem posted:

It's finally finished. Chapter 1 of Warframe Academy, AKA "What happens if someone offhandedly makes a joke about a high school anime Warframe fanfic and I take it literally?"

https://docs.google.com/document/d/18xU_bazea6D-4mNdbK78kGGwzBEJCI5v3uPRtZUcsyI/edit?usp=sharing
Holy poo poo, did you have some sort of anime fanfic checklist you went down?

Cowcaster posted:

You really want that 500 platinum don't you?

quote:

<AndroidHub> I have a feeling I'm going to end up getting a punishment av or something for participating in this the way I am
Alad V with an armful of plat. The text stays the same.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Valkyr is what happens when the forums keep wanting Catframe and DE keeps saying there won't be a Catframe.

DE makes a Catframe.

And promptly skins it.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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BarkingSquirrel posted:

We have those things as well as our opulence. AND with only 20 or so active members.
Sure, but do you have Delphi loving Aegis?




Denzine posted:

No no no, running. It'd take years of running to get to the labs etc, every single time you enter the dojo.

We had a labyrinth once. It was awful.
The worst! Especially when it randomly spawned you in one of half a dozen identical grandinatorest halls spread out across two floors with no directional indicator for ANYTHING you wanted.

Then again, at the current rate we're probably going to have a hedgemaze parkourse blocking the way out of the main room.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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AzureRequiem posted:

So...we're space ninja zombies?
Void-warped technocyte-mutated space ninjas.

Technocyte doesn't necessarily kill you, but the pain of being turned into metal hosed people up. Being susceptible to the control of technocyte hivemind manifestations probably doesn't help either.

So far, having created the Golems, Warframes, and those dendrite/tree things throughout their ships and towers, it points at the Orokin having more or less mastered the technocyte virus. You know, except for the part where the pinnacle of their technocyte creations turned against them and ended their civilization. Whoops. The current Infestation is essentially a mix of wild-form technocyte mutants and Orokin bioweapons that have gone feral.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

e: Either way we should probably get some more banners. Preferably on ceilings/walls and/or mid air.
This is how it starts. Someone tries making pretty geometric patterns and an hour later realizes they just put a swastika pattern all over the clan, but the screenshots are already out and then the mods get involved and...

GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:

Now, they do absolutely fuckall with the lore, but it's there and it's not the intern-written pulp I was expecting.
You don't know about Grineer TV, do you? There's some funny poo poo in the outdated lore.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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I think they explicitly said Stalker isn't Hayden Tenno in one stream because the forums and chat wouldn't shut up about it.

Improbable Lobster posted:

I'd love to hear more about the early versions of the lore. It's always neat to see how much things have changed, especially when the older stuff was goofy :allears:
Grineer media had a charity event which was a front for child labor munitions assembly. It became a runaway success when the Grineer lady running the show had a malfunction in the tear ducts of her eye implants halfway through. There were also Tenno children at that stage. Let's be honest, I really just want a Skoom channel that's nothing but SKOOOOOOM 24/7. We could put it on jumbotrons all over the clan dojo.
There were various civilians, colonists, clans, etc. doing their own thing - mining, scavenging, research, stumbling upon Orokin tombs and running the gently caress away.
Grineer were an Earth-based scavenger clan that nobody took seriously until suddenly cloning. When they took a ship, anyone killed fighting back would be collected for clone stock. Noncombatants and anyone who survived or surrendered got the airlock, except for one survivor who get sent out as a witness/warning.
Vor was a fat lady cannibal.
Ruk was originally a miner with a tongue deformity that made him nearly incomprehensible (some parts made it through, as you can see). He was also so dumb that he was denied reproductive rights. Rumor had it he found an Orokin artifact that compelled everyone to follow him, which is how he suddenly went from miner to general.
Corpus were running Grineer cloning operations at some point, and a sabotage mission was to disrupt Grineer attempts at setting up their own operation.
Corpus liked to use credit chips as dermal implants as an indicator of wealth. These same credit chips are also toxic, but they keep doing it out of tradition. One sabotage mission was to take down a Corpus research lab that was working on developing a credit chip that doesn't SLOWLY KILL YOU WHEN YOU STICK IT IN YOUR SKIN.

I think it was Emy who dug up the text originally, and we were falling over it on IRC.

Shugojin posted:

God that's all so dumb that I wish it was canon.
I know exactly how you feel. Grineer TV!

AzureRequiem posted:

I should note that I'm reading all of this lore speculation and taking it into account while writing Warframe Academy.
Does this make this post the toxic credit chip to your Alad V?

Fish Noise fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Mar 4, 2014

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

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Terbulus posted:



Melee sentinel
What the Tenno Bag should've been.

Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!

Terbulus posted:

This neat feature was added in this patch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JSeJGz1NXE
:stare: We have moved one step closer to Build-A-Moa!

Chocobo posted:

That along with the ability to reset alarms are nice little additions.
I've been pointing this out everywhere else but you can do this on Survival too.
"Get their attention."
"No wait I take that back."

It doesn't actually stop the attacking enemies or turn the air back on, but it's still funny.

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Fish Noise
Jul 25, 2012

IT'S ME, BURROWS!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, BURROWS!
Looks like someone needs to go back to Warframe Academy for remedial classes.

Piell posted:

:siren: Sentinel replacement Kubro :siren:, it can wallrun!


oh my goodness :3:

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