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F.A.G.G.O.T.
Mar 29, 2007


lmao

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conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

How long will it take to capture Yavin 4? 2 days
Will Leia be killed? Yes
Total Rebel civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Rebel: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Empire: 15 dead
Will the Rebel army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on the Correlians? Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on Tatooin? No
-If yes; will Tatooin retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Mothma sacrifice the Rebel Base (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Wookies make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Bespin do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Calrissian burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Empire be occupying the Rebel Base? ~15 years
Will the Rebel war catalyze increased terrorism in the Empire?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a photon torpedo fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a droid and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the Empire doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the Rebel bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the Empire military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


lol

shas
Jul 27, 2011


load bearing exhaust port

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

shas posted:

load bearing exhaust port

Nihnoz
Aug 24, 2009

ararararararararararara

Peanuts Phone Voice posted:

Those blast points — too accurate for sandpeople.

GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

shas posted:

load bearing exhaust port

i feel obligated to quote this

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

conceitedguy posted:

How long will it take to capture Yavin 4? 2 days
Will Leia be killed? Yes
Total Rebel civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Rebel: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Empire: 15 dead
Will the Rebel army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on the Correlians? Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on Tatooin? No
-If yes; will Tatooin retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Mothma sacrifice the Rebel Base (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Wookies make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Bespin do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Calrissian burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Empire be occupying the Rebel Base? ~15 years
Will the Rebel war catalyze increased terrorism in the Empire?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a photon torpedo fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a droid and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the Empire doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the Rebel bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the Empire military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

shas posted:

load bearing exhaust port

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Accretionist posted:

Vogon Poet posted:

And another take on this scene...



You know, I think you're the first to use the WTC tower as the flight vehicle

And it is awesome :golfclap:

Speedibus-Rex
Nov 24, 2013

by Lowtax
We should add some Jawas.

Turncoat Mommy
Oct 3, 2010

I believe in you.

for the ease of quotin both

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Dave Concepcion fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Dec 2, 2013

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

I don't get it...

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Hingehead posted:

I don't get it...

My guess is the house is made up of the Towers and Angry Birds materials.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Machai posted:

My guess is the house is made up of the Towers and Angry Birds materials.

Or like a cross between a Humvee and a tent that needs to be put out of its misery by IEDs?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Hingehead posted:

I don't get it...

It'd be more obvious if you could see the scorch marks on the vinyl siding from the gas... uh, blasters

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 637 days!

shas posted:

load bearing exhaust port

lmao


You wonderful monster.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Snowdens Secret posted:

It'd be more obvious if you could see the scorch marks on the vinyl siding from the gas... uh, blasters

lol


shas posted:

load bearing exhaust port

Vogon Poet
Jun 18, 2004

Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

:getin:

Machai
Feb 21, 2013


It was good up until the shot of Han W. reading that book, then it was great.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

I've emptyquoted like 5 things in this thread but god drat does it keep being good.

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003


lol is that actually my pet goat or w/e he was reading on 9/11

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

Chum Scandal posted:

lol is that actually my pet goat or w/e he was reading on 9/11

i really dig your sig, dude

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Chum Scandal posted:

lol is that actually my pet goat or w/e he was reading on 9/11
yeah, i cut it out directly from the pic:

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Palpek posted:

yeah, i cut it out directly from the pic:



great work man, love it :)

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

You magnificent bastard.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Snowdens Secret posted:

It'd be more obvious if you could see the scorch marks on the vinyl siding from the gas... uh, blasters

I still don't get it. Source?


edit: looked it up. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious.

sincx fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Dec 4, 2013

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Palpatine did Yavin IV. People in this Empire need to wake up.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
just read this entire thread in one sitting :stare:

this is the best GBS I have seen in....years

Chum Scandal
Oct 30, 2003

Bob A Feet posted:

just read this entire thread in one sitting :stare:

this is the best GBS I have seen in....years

it's literally the best photoshop thread that's ever been made.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

sincx posted:

I still don't get it. Source?

thought about telling u but then i decided to let you think it over more

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

sincx posted:

I still don't get it. Source?

there's ONE goon who doesn't have stairs in his haus

it's because his house is sinking into the marsh

Musluk
May 23, 2011



GROVER CURES HOUSE
Aug 26, 2007

Go on...

Muscle Tracer posted:

there's ONE goon who doesn't have stairs in his haus

it's because his house is sinking into the marsh

umm excuse me they were very well insulated stairs

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Snowdens Secret posted:

It'd be more obvious if you could see the scorch marks on the vinyl siding from the gas... uh, blasters

those building codes...too strict for sand people

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

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F.A.G.G.O.T.
Mar 29, 2007

Chum Scandal posted:

it's literally the best photoshop thread that's ever been made.

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