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coltello: Jun 4, 2012

i have not what did i ttry for doing

thanks eberyone

# ? Dec 3, 2013 12:10

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:52

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

coltello posted:

i have not what did i ttry for doing

thanks eberyone

As this loaded it was just the first frame and I was like "this is a pretty lovely photoshop why did he post it in this thread" and then I was like "holy poo poo voted five again."

# ? Dec 3, 2013 14:26

Koesj: Aug 3, 2003

gonna get in early with this preemptive strike

# ? Dec 3, 2013 16:25

Sax Mortar: Aug 24, 2004

coltello posted:

i have not what did i ttry for doing

thanks eberyone

Loaded way too slow at first...then I watched it for the third time and couldn't stop laughing.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:03

Magres: Jul 14, 2011

Bush faces make everything better

# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:28

Cannonballoon: Jul 25, 2007

coltello posted:

i have not what did i ttry for doing

thanks eberyone

haha nice

# ? Dec 4, 2013 03:51

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Nice work Palpek with the remote/training scene. Wouldn't have occurred to me to have the tower-saber also collapse lmao. Perfect

# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:10

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

conceitedguy posted:

How long will it take to capture Yavin 4? 2 days
Will Leia be killed? Yes
Total Rebel civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Rebel: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Empire: 15 dead
Will the Rebel army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on the Correlians? Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on Tatooin? No
-If yes; will Tatooin retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Mothma sacrifice the Rebel Base (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Wookies make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Bespin do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Calrissian burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Empire be occupying the Rebel Base? ~15 years
Will the Rebel war catalyze increased terrorism in the Empire?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a photon torpedo fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a droid and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the Empire doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the Rebel bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the Empire military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

someone photoshop me giving this guy a medal at the end of ANH

# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:51

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

conceitedguy posted:

How long will it take to capture Yavin 4? 2 days
Will Leia be killed? Yes
Total Rebel civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Rebel: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Empire: 15 dead
Will the Rebel army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on the Correlians? Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on Tatooin? No
-If yes; will Tatooin retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Mothma sacrifice the Rebel Base (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Wookies make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Bespin do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Calrissian burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Empire be occupying the Rebel Base? ~15 years
Will the Rebel war catalyze increased terrorism in the Empire?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a photon torpedo fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a droid and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the Empire doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the Rebel bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the Empire military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 04:54

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Chum Scandal posted:

it's literally the best photoshop thread that's ever been made.

No kidding, I thought the FYAD Virginia Tech shooting photoshop thread was the best the forums ever saw then this glorious thread happened.

Justin Godscock fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Dec 4, 2013

# ? Dec 4, 2013 05:02

Rev. Bleech_: Oct 19, 2004; ~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

what's the imperial equivalent of an O6 anyway

# ? Dec 4, 2013 05:21

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

conceitedguy posted:

How long will it take to capture Yavin 4? 2 days
Will Leia be killed? Yes
Total Rebel civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Rebel: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Empire: 15 dead
Will the Rebel army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on the Correlians? Yes
Will Mothma launch attacks on Tatooin? No
-If yes; will Tatooin retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Mothma sacrifice the Rebel Base (gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Wookies make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Bespin do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Calrissian burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the Empire be occupying the Rebel Base? ~15 years
Will the Rebel war catalyze increased terrorism in the Empire?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

We have to look at what those civilian casualties are- just because they're civilian doesn't make them innocent! Lets take a look at a few possibilities:

1) A civilian walking down the street to market gets killed by a photon torpedo fired at the market.

2) A civilian asleep in their house is killed when their house is targetting by a droid and blown up.

OK, these two are regrettable innocents being killed- but since the Empire doesn't make a habit of targetting markets or houses, they're very small in number!

3) A civilian working at a chemical weapon factory gets killed when the chemical weapon plant is bombed.

4) A civilian security guard at a weapons depot is killed when the weapons explode.

5) A civilian contractor repairing a tank is killed by a MOAB dropped on the unit.

6) A civilian engineer is killed when the military command center he works at is destroyed.

7) A civilian delivering snackiecakes to the Rebel bunker vending machines eats a 5,000lb bunker buster.

etc, etc. The list goes on. My point is that there are a lot of civilians directly supporting the military that aren't exactly "innocent" and would be mire rightly counted among the military casualties than civilian. I'm a civilian and work for the Empire military, but I acknowledge I'm also a valid military target because of what I do. And I think the vast majority of civilian casualties in this campaign will not be innocent.

You are an inspiration to people who can't do photoshop.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 05:26

The Orgasm Sanction: Dec 30, 2006; Svelte

Justin Godscock posted:

No kidding, I thought the FYAD Virginia Tech shooting photoshop thread was the best the forums ever saw then this glorious thread happened.

link dat poo poo

# ? Dec 4, 2013 05:55

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

The best one of those was done by SAS's Gendo.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 06:31

Captain Candiru: Nov 9, 2006; These hips don't lye

I kind of miss seeing all those faces Bush used to pull. Obama just never really brings the face contortions like I voted him in hoping he would.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 08:51

csm141: Jul 19, 2010; i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice; Pillbug

Captain Backslap posted:

I kind of miss seeing all those faces Bush used to pull. Obama just never really brings the face contortions like I voted him in hoping he would.

Isn't this why biden was brought on the ticket?

# ? Dec 4, 2013 10:03

GROVER CURES HOUSE: Aug 26, 2007; Go on...

Chief Savage Man posted:

Isn't this why biden was brought on the ticket?

Diamond Joe doesn't really pull funny faces, though.

Not Bush-grade ones, anyway.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 10:36

Apollodorus: Feb 13, 2010; TEST YOUR MIGHT

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

what's the imperial equivalent of an O6 anyway

probably http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Colonel

# ? Dec 4, 2013 14:16

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Fake Joe Biden is the best thing to come out of the Obama presidency.

# ? Dec 4, 2013 14:28

paint dry: Feb 8, 2005

goldmine this poo poo already

# ? Dec 4, 2013 18:40

TRANS AM 20000: Apr 17, 2010; Time to punch it!

This belongs in a museum. Voted 5

# ? Dec 4, 2013 19:24

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

paint dry posted:

goldmine this poo poo already

# ? Dec 4, 2013 21:37

Cactus-Piss: Oct 3, 2005; Did powering up involve getting a large black dick jammed in your ass?

Does anybody have the Obi Wan versus General Grievous clip? Obi needs to fire a plane at a tower Grievous

# ? Dec 5, 2013 05:54

Vogon Poet: Jun 18, 2004; Someone bought me this custom title because they think I kick ass at Photoshop. They happen to be right.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:30

ZeroCount: Aug 12, 2013

Vogon Poet posted:

holy poo poo

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:30

Accretionist: Nov 7, 2012; I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Vogon Poet posted:

I want to be like you when I grow up

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:33

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

Vogon Poet posted:

I now know what audience goers felt when the first moments of Star Wars occurred in theaters.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:33

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

Vogon Poet posted:

towers shot first

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:34

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Vogon Poet posted:

That was one of the first ideas I had and I even started making it but couldn't get it right at all so I resigned.

Yours is way better than whatever I even had in mind, loving amazing.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:52

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

ZeroCount posted:

holy poo poo

# ? Dec 5, 2013 08:54

Slamma Jamma!: May 20, 2010

Maxwells Demon posted:

I now know what audience goers felt when the first moments of Star Wars occurred in theaters.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 09:17

Sywert of Thieves: Nov 7, 2005; The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Vogon Poet posted:

holy balls

# ? Dec 5, 2013 09:19

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

I can just imagine a mod with his finger on the Goldmine button, thinking "alright, looks like that was the last quality entry we'll see..."

Vogon Poet posted:

"oh gently caress"

repeat x50

# ? Dec 5, 2013 09:20

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Evilreaver posted:

I can just imagine a mod with his finger on the Goldmine button, thinking "alright, looks like that was the last quality entry we'll see..."

"oh gently caress"

repeat x50

# ? Dec 5, 2013 09:31

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

This does not measure up to that gif Vogon Poet, holy poo poo.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 10:14

Tom Brady: Oct 17, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

whoa vogon poet thats loving brilliant :stare:

# ? Dec 5, 2013 11:12

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

Shoehead posted:

This does not measure up to that gif Vogon Poet, holy poo poo.

IT doesn't but still made me laugh.

Someone should do vader choking that guy at the start of the ship raid except replace him with a tower.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 11:24

Hingehead: Nov 24, 2013

Vogon Poet posted:

This is clearly photoshopped. How do I know? AIR planes cannot fly in zero atmosphere. The plane would also fall apart flying that fast. Nice try though. I won't fall for your sheeple tricks.

# ? Dec 5, 2013 14:53