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>flip over tv why don't you understand me, woman, whats not to get!
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Dec 5, 2013 02:41
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Take off pants and underwear. Pull on your hair and scream "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?"
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Dec 5, 2013 02:41
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> go to shop and buy some dew
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Dec 5, 2013 02:43
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>sob crocodile tears, she never understands you
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Dec 5, 2013 02:45
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pick up phone, call police, say you have a hostage and demand a million dollars, a plane to cuba, an UZI, and a BLT sandwich
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Dec 5, 2013 02:47
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>Fill house with garbage. Live in squalor.
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凸[◣_◢]凸 put this in your sig if you support NITE CREW 凸[◣_◢]凸|
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Dec 5, 2013 02:49
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>punch self in the penis with no holding back
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Dec 5, 2013 02:51
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>post a video of you pouring boiling hot Mountain Dew on ur micropenis for the Internet
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>buy a goat, chop it's head off, place it on a pentagram on the floor, summon satan
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>go to op's house punch in face and call a human being
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>take out cellphone and call the police at the same time
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Dec 5, 2013 02:58
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>give her a tombstone piledriver like kane
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>get loose with it
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Dec 5, 2013 02:59
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>poo poo self
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>grab your gun and follow a black kid around the neighborhood
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>play some spelunky
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>free kony
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Knock her over and poo in her hair. drat, this is making me hard.
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Dongicus posted:>play some spelunky wrong thread
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Putty posted:wrong thread
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Dec 5, 2013 03:07
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Dec 5, 2013 03:09
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Grab phone, choke her out with the cord so she can't call cops. Not to the point of dying but passing out. EDIT: Welcome back Atma. I was going to do a Christmas themed CYOA next week! THanks for stating this up and ruining my plans. OH well this looks good already.
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> do a funky dance
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Dec 5, 2013 03:16
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Grab her hand and begin to beat yourself repeatedly with it while screaming "Help! Murder! Murder! My wife ist rying to mruder me!" Beat yourself bloody with her hands so it looks convincing.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:16
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>murder wife and lead police on a low speed chase in your ford bronco. Have a trial that splits the country down racial lines and ultimately be acquitted due to the perceived racism of the police.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:17
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>"hey loveeer..."
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Al Borland posted:Welcome back Atma. I was going to do a Christmas themed CYOA next week! THanks for stating this up and ruining my plans. OH well this looks good already. Do it anyway, man. Probably will be much better than this one!
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>Kill Self by bashing head on the corner of the TV. we need a better start.
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>Mimic everything your wife says into her phone in a high-pitched, annoying voice.
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Al Borland posted:Grab her hand and begin to beat yourself repeatedly with it while screaming "Help! Murder! Murder! My wife ist rying to mruder me!" Beat yourself bloody with her hands so it looks convincing. yeah i like this
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Dec 5, 2013 03:21
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Atma posted:Do it anyway, man. Probably will be much better than this one! I will! My PC is in the shop so I can't do anything with photoshop until it gets back. I've got it a little planned out and some puzzles made, but you do such a good job at "DMing" these.
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SerSpook posted:yeah i like this only thing i can say is mruder is murder but hell you're beating beaten by your wife its not your fault.
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Dec 5, 2013 03:22
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> Grab phone from her hand and smash it, then take off all your clothes
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