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Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

ikanreed posted:

Did you steal my book collection?

That stack is like... eerily similar to a bookshelf I have. And Salvatore is a crap author, and I still have a pile of his books with the Pratchett, Baxter, and Gaiman.

Check your house, friend. YOUR PRECIOUS BOOKS ARE MINE NOW!!!!!

Also, comics:
Broom Hilda


Gasoline Alley - It was a face like unto that of a child, save for the eyes. Dark, empty sockets, atwinkle with some unholy glow, stared back at me and I knew my death had arrived….


Heavenly Nostrils


Big Nate


Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Cul de Sac

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Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Odonata posted:

Heavenly Nostrils


No, Phoebe, it has to be a gem if you want that +5 to luck.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Wait, this jokes been done before, and done better. I can't be the only one who remembers the Tom Lennon "become a choreographer" monologue can I?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set knows a woman's role.


Working Daze is telepathic.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is behind the times.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic




Radio Patrol




Rip Kirby




Big Ben Bolt

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
,

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Just head down to the shelter and pick up a new bitch, what's the trouble?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
AGC.

Calvin and Hobbes






Outland


Ripley's




Darthemed fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Dec 30, 2015

mastersord
Feb 15, 2001

Gold Card Putty Fan Club
Member Since 2017!
Soiled Meat

Pentaro posted:

I was wondering, will Gilchrist draw a tribute strip, or is Lemmy too heavy for his octuagenarian audience's sensibilities?

goatface posted:

Lemmy played the devil's music and has gone to the hell he most certainly deserves for all his bad language and drug abuse. Not like our polite, clean country and rock and roll singers.

On the other hand, I bet Gilchrist can't resist putting his favorite brunette bobble-head in a low-cut Motörhead T-shirt.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Out Our Way (June 29-30, 1928)





Pogo (December 30-31, 1957)





Peanuts: Year Four (December 7-9, 1953)





Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Gil 12/14/14


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

TeerZombie
Aug 5, 2003

Crush all hu-mans!

greatn posted:

A3G

https://clyp.it/mngolsfd

For the first time, the comic is in audio form. HEAR Greg's final thoughts before a fateful decision.

Chiming in a bit late, but well done sir

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

mastersord posted:

On the other hand, I bet Gilchrist can't resist putting his favorite brunette bobble-head in a low-cut Motörhead T-shirt.

I actually hope Gilchrist does a Lemmy tribute, because I want to see Lemmy claw his way out of the grave and feed Gilchrist his own teeth.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Julet Esqu posted:

Radio Patrol



Well...Yeah, Muscles was there. He just told you he checks in every day. So, of course Muscles scent is going to be around the place.
God, were you even listening?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Odonata posted:

Gasoline Alley - It was a face like unto that of a child, save for the eyes. Dark, empty sockets, atwinkle with some unholy glow, stared back at me and I knew my death had arrived….


Jesus gently caress what is wrong with this comic


By no small coincidence, 48 of those 104 settlers listed their occupation as "gentleman".

dismas
Jul 31, 2008


Wanamingo posted:

Jesus gently caress what is wrong with this comic

So far as I can remember, Gasoline Alley has always been bad but in a really weird way

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Evil Mastermind posted:

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is behind the times.


That startdate is almost a pi-joke.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

What's an IP address, precious?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Not changing that last post. I done goofed but you dorks get the idea :v:.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Odonata posted:

Gasoline Alley - It was a face like unto that of a child, save for the eyes. Dark, empty sockets, atwinkle with some unholy glow, stared back at me and I knew my death had arrived….

What the gently caress is the deal with everyone's eyes in this comic?

Also why is that one guy's name Skeezix?

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Der Shovel posted:

What the gently caress is the deal with everyone's eyes in this comic?

Also why is that one guy's name Skeezix?

I think both of these questions might have the same answer.

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

Der Shovel posted:

What the gently caress is the deal with everyone's eyes in this comic?

Also why is that one guy's name Skeezix?

Skeezix arrives...he comes :unsmigghh:


edit: his real first name is Allison

csammis fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Dec 30, 2015

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

This... Isn't an edit. How is this not an edit?

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Zanzibar Ham posted:

This... Isn't an edit. How is this not an edit?

Because you really have to go out of your way to read it as inappropriate.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
A3G


The syndicate was really upset about this but I fought hard to include it

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

csammis posted:

Skeezix arrives...he comes :unsmigghh:


edit: his real first name is Allison

I don't think the person in charge of this Wiki article knows what a "confirmed bachelor" is...

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

Because you really have to go out of your way to read it as inappropriate.

What are you talking about? It looks like the girl is complaining about the boys teasing her and the father just lets it happen.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Zanzibar Ham posted:

What are you talking about? It looks like the girl is complaining about the boys teasing her and the father just lets it happen.
That is kinda inappropriate, but very appropriate for that comic. :(

Put pillow on offending nose whistler and apply pressure until the noise stops.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Zanzibar Ham posted:

What are you talking about? It looks like the girl is complaining about the boys teasing her and the father just lets it happen.

This is like parenting 101 in the seventies or eighties. Builds character

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


This isn't grammar.com, you know.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD



Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G



All my soap comics have been boring as hell for like the last week. Hopefully they'll be more interesting next year.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"I'm too talented for art class" is how you end up like my cousin who is a "professional" artist who still draws anatomy like a twelve-year-old. So many people with apparently broken wrists and hips. Yeah, I don't give a poo poo about her private tutor.



greatn posted:

A3G


The syndicate was really upset about this but I fought hard to include it

I freakin' love you, man.





Luann


Weeks and weeks ago she could have said "You and Pru seem awfully close. Do I have anything to worry about?" or even a simple non-accusatory "I trust you, but I don't know that I trust her," and Quill wouldn't have to be blindsided by her rage now.

Oh, wait, we're supposed to side with Luann. You go gurrl! That boy's so clueless! You make him work for it!



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones


He's got to admit that "I can't go out with you because of my head injury" is kind of a new one.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Zanzibar Ham posted:

What are you talking about? It looks like the girl is complaining about the boys teasing her and the father just lets it happen.

Lawrence grows up to be gay.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Wanamingo posted:

Jesus gently caress what is wrong with this comic

The child whose name is so stupid that it has to be written on his shirt because human brains naturally reject it did not care about war. He wanted to steal his great-grandfather's death relics for a zero-effort A-plus. But then the ancient mummy man told him about being once mildly inconvenienced by war, and now the child with the stupid name has the War Joy and will be an eternal steward of military hero worship in all its forms.

"Wurf!" says the dog, seeing all this.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Dewgy posted:

I don't think the person in charge of this Wiki article knows what a "confirmed bachelor" is...

It's a direct quote from Don Markstein, and Don Markstein's dead, so...

Der Shovel posted:

Also why is that one guy's name Skeezix?

"Skeezix" was cowboy slang for an orphaned/abandoned calf. His first appearance was as a baby abandoned on a doorstep.


Zanzibar Ham posted:

This... Isn't an edit. How is this not an edit?

1985.

Parahexavoctal fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 30, 2015

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (October 30-31, 1928)





Peanuts (January 11, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



I never thought I'd say this, but I want smug-rear end Les back.

Rip Haywire knows there are things that shouldn't be told.



Thimble Theater, in which Ham works an angle that Popeye rarely (if ever) tried. (July 18, 1929)

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann


Weeks and weeks ago she could have said "You and Pru seem awfully close. Do I have anything to worry about?" or even a simple non-accusatory "I trust you, but I don't know that I trust her," and Quill wouldn't have to be blindsided by her rage now.

Oh, wait, we're supposed to side with Luann. You go gurrl! That boy's so clueless! You make him work for it!

Luann is a teenage girl. This seems like just the sort of boneheaded mistake a teenager would make in her first long-term relationship.

Clearly what Luann needs is a kindly, wise older person to give her advice. Some sort of... meddler.

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