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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Mike Goddamn Lester has a regular daily strip (we talk about the funnies in BSS). This is today's contribution


EDIT: I got taken in, it's an edit. Here's the original.

JohnnyCanuck fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Jan 17, 2014

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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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HellCopter posted:

Too bad that's an edit - the original doesn't have the incredibly racist buck teeth. He still looks like Captain Crunch with a fu-manchu mustache.

I should have checked the source.

It's still terrible, just not quite so blatant.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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I have no idea how that thing's anatomy is supposed to anatomfy.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Minrad posted:

That's why you browse porn and political cartoons with incognito mode!

And Freep. Don't forget Freep.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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...was that from Clone High?

Edit:

JohnnyCanuck fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Mar 25, 2014

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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At first glance, I thought I understood this comic, but now after looking at it for a few minutes, it's


what


what

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Post 9-11 User posted:


I don't see the symbolism relating it to the Irish, but Cafel is probably right. Irish people- like practically everyone else that immigrated to America- were characterized as 1) breeding like rabbits 2) filthy 3) heretics 4) lazy 5) drunkards 6) wife beaters 7) generally uncivilized. It's easy to forget that "white" as a blanket term is relatively recent, Irish were very much the white niggers of the era (along with Chinese, natives, Poles, and so on, forever and ever).
8) TRAITOROUS PAPISTS

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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robotsinmyhead posted:

I've been lurking this thread for a long time, and there's a lot of lovely comics in here, but GOD DAMNIT do I hate Dry Bones. Every time I see it, even if it's completely pointless like the one above, I just wanna slap Kirschen. I hate his lovely opinions about Israel and his constant BUY MY BOOK reminders. His comic is ugly, pointless, and pandering.

I think you forgot to FREE JONATHAN POLLARD

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

Has anyone ever tried e-mailing conservative cartoonists with liberal interpretations of their cartoons ("AGC"), and if so, have they gotten any responses?

Don't touch the poop.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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forbidden lesbian posted:

Everyone says don't touch the poop, however, I disagree. Touch it if you want and if you know you can be funny. I do wanna warn you, you probably won't be funny.

The whole thing about touching the poop is the eventual point where you realize nobody is better off from where you started, and now your hands are covered in poop.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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zoux posted:

These guys must've never forgiven Reagan for Iran-Contra, I'm sure.

I think, if you'll consider the matter carefully, you'll find one slight difference between Reagan and Obama. :colbert:

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Samurai Sanders posted:

That was back when the Taliban were the literal government of Afghanistan, right? Did they retroactively become terrorists when the Taliban became a non-state actor?

You're asking a lot of questions. Do you know where people who ask a lot of questions end up?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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I'm pretty sure Payne only has one Smugbama head and he keeps on pasting it into every single goddamn cartoon.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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everything_wrong_with_politics_today.jpg

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

I'm just wondering who was buying official Redskins merchandise let alone knockoff Redskins merchandise.

Racists?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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loquacius posted:

Personally I dislike soccer for the same reason I dislike hockey: most of that "constant action" is just sort of aimless squabbling over possession and only 3 seconds in the average 90-minute game are seconds where something actually important is happening (as opposed to basketball, where people are constantly scoring, or American football, where there's tons of scoring even though progress is much more incremental on a per-play basis). Sometimes people kick a ball around for 90 minutes and then the game ends 0-0. No tiebreaker. No sense of narrative. Yawn.

Basically American sports were designed to be spectator events, as opposed to soccer which was designed as a way for twelve guys who have a ball and a big field and nothing else to kill an afternoon.

e:


also this
Oh my god you've never actually watched a hockey game, have you?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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forbidden lesbian posted:

Please do not have admitted this.

Maybe it hasn't been the only thing he's read.

Maybe he's been bingeing on the Freep thread, too.

As a palate cleanser.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Stultus Maximus posted:

Am I the only one who noticed he can't be bothered to spell Libya correctly?

People from different countries that have different languages sometimes spell foreign names differently.

Also, did you know Germans don't call themselves Germans? Weird, right???

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Kurtofan posted:

Libya in Portuguese is Libia.

:thejoke:

It reminds me of when people see "Koran" spelled one of a dozen ways that aren't wrong, per se, because the atual name of the holy book is in another language with another alphabet entirely, but still complain about mispelling.

Somebody please now complain about my run-on sentence.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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This Stantis cartoon actually isn't bad at all. I'm impressed. Shocked, and impressed.

A Thing Happened, but then linking it to a greater societal problem. Wow.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Volkerball posted:

Could someone give me an example of a South Park theme that was dumb and got adopted by a lot of people, because as a "just a cartoon" watcher, I'm having a hard time imagining anything particularly harmful.

Hating on people with red hair.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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What's a HENRY offence, anyway?

Tuco posted:

Bring out the gimp.

The gimp's sleeping!

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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So all of the Dry Bones for the past week (maybe more) have been reruns - look at the copyright dates.

I don't think Kirschen is ever going to see Jonathan Pollard freed, guys. :ohdear:

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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JaggerMcDagger posted:

Happy Holiday

Happy Sukkot Holiday to All

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And a big thank you to all the folks who've made a donation to keep Dry Bones going! If you haven't helped keep us going yet, please check out our donate page: http://drybonesproject.com/donate.html
Labels: Holidays, Israel, Jewish Holidays, Jews, Judaism, succa, Sukkot

This one's from '06! Maybe the hate that sustains his heart is finally giving out. :ohdear:

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Samurai Sanders posted:

Is there really going to be that much distancing from Obama in the next election?

I honestly haven't heard too much about it except in political cartoons. Granted, my sources for American news are

a) This thread
b) Canadian news media, and
c) My wife when she's complaining about things from her home state of NC

But still, no not really?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Shugojin posted:

Biden is a moron, and not the guy who just totally clowned his opponents in the two vice presidential debates he was in.

HE DOESN'T RESPECT THE SACRED OFFICE OF THE VICE-PRESIDENT

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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It's like when I found out that the number of statutory holidays in Colorado is hilariously low.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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homerlaw posted:

Aww, longcat's owner got married.

Wait, that ring... where have I seen it before?

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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Any day? Now!

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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ClownSyndrome posted:

What if the gun was labelled 'POLITICAL CORRECTNESS'?

Can I etch "DEBT" on the bullet?

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JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

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vyelkin posted:



A Thing Happened around Christmas time.

Stephen Harper doesn't have a beard, nor does he war sunglasses*. An Inaccurate Cartoon.

*It might humanize him

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