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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Tias posted:

What was the whole brouhaha about Tebow again? I can't recall (dirty foreigner here), and wikipedia only mentions something about participating in a pro-life advert, which was criticised by private pro-choice groups. It hardly seems like the stalinist berufsverbot of utter doom these turds are making it out to be.

Think about the Jesus-ist guy you know. Multiply it by 10.

I'll give a little more context since you're maybe not as familiar with the really deep-level reporting:

Rookies who hope to be drafted go to the Scouting Combine. This is a several-day process where these guys are measured to the 1/4" of height, .01 of a second running a 40-yard dash, 1/2" in vertical leap, etc. There's also an intelligence test called the Wonderlic that everyone is supposed to take. It's 50 questions in 15 minutes so nobody is expected to actually ace the thing, but it's a source of stress for a lot of the players. The results are allegedly "private" but they always leak out to the press.

When Tebow entered the league, he requested that he be allowed to say a prayer aloud for everyone in his group before taking the test. The story is that when he did so, at least three players in the room with him told him to just shut the gently caress up because they were so sick of his shtick.

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DaFuente: Nov 23, 2003; puppeh

No one really had a problem with Tebow being a Christian. 99% of post-game interviews are just people thanking Jesus for giving them the strength to win. People hated Tebow because he's a terrible football player.

# ? May 13, 2014 08:15

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

DaFuente posted:

No one really had a problem with Tebow being a Christian. 99% of post-game interviews are just people thanking Jesus for giving them the strength to win. People hated Tebow because he's a terrible football player.

And he turned prayer itself into an end zone dance. I honestly don't see the appeal for sincere Christians. But I guess there are about 30 of those in America.

# ? May 13, 2014 13:57

Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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skaboomizzy posted:

Think about the Jesus-ist guy you know. Multiply it by 10.

I'll give a little more context since you're maybe not as familiar with the really deep-level reporting:

Rookies who hope to be drafted go to the Scouting Combine. This is a several-day process where these guys are measured to the 1/4" of height, .01 of a second running a 40-yard dash, 1/2" in vertical leap, etc. There's also an intelligence test called the Wonderlic that everyone is supposed to take. It's 50 questions in 15 minutes so nobody is expected to actually ace the thing, but it's a source of stress for a lot of the players. The results are allegedly "private" but they always leak out to the press.

When Tebow entered the league, he requested that he be allowed to say a prayer aloud for everyone in his group before taking the test. The story is that when he did so, at least three players in the room with him told him to just shut the gently caress up because they were so sick of his shtick.

This is fascinating. I had no idea people were measured to that extend for the draft. Anyway, guy seems like perfect freep-bait: Too full of himself to notice he's insufferable.

# ? May 13, 2014 14:03

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

The reason not to call Ann Coulter a man is because she's not one. She's a horrifically hateful Republican troll, sure, but she's in no way a man or a transgender woman. Calling her names is as reasonable as calling Obama a Muslim socialist nazi. Attack Coulter for her views and actions, not physical traits real or imagined.

# ? May 13, 2014 14:08

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Notorious QIG posted:

The reason not to call Ann Coulter a man is because she's not one. She's a horrifically hateful Republican troll, sure, but she's in no way a man or a transgender woman. Calling her names is as reasonable as calling Obama a Muslim socialist nazi. Attack Coulter for her views and actions, not physical traits real or imagined.

Sorry, I should have called her a hatchet-faced bony lich and been done with it.

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VitalSigns: Sep 3, 2011

Don't necroshame, thanks.

# ? May 13, 2014 14:28

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

pengun101 posted:

Seems everyone's favorite troll has also raised her head to jump on this subject. I am sure freep will love it.

I seriously thought it was Iggy holding the sign at first.

# ? May 13, 2014 14:29

Tias: May 25, 2008; Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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VitalSigns posted:

Don't necroshame, thanks.

my phylactery..

# ? May 13, 2014 14:38

Mind Loving Owl: Sep 5, 2012; The regeneration is failing! Hooooo...

Tias posted:

my phylactery..

Insert dalereed joke here.

# ? May 13, 2014 14:41

quiggy: Aug 7, 2010; [in Russian] Oof.

SedanChair posted:

Sorry, I should have called her a hatchet-faced bony lich and been done with it.

Now you've got it :v:

# ? May 13, 2014 15:13

Spacedad: Sep 11, 2001; We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Pohl posted:

Twitter destroyed her movement: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ann-coulter-twitter-hashtag-backfires

That's wonderful. Also, one of the article comments I enjoyed: "She's for kidnapping of girls because Michelle Obama's against it."

# ? May 13, 2014 15:22

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Tias posted:

This is fascinating. I had no idea people were measured to that extend for the draft. Anyway, guy seems like perfect freep-bait: Too full of himself to notice he's insufferable.

Thing is, Tim is a genuinely nice if completely naive and sheltered guy (home schooled by fundies). He was a fantastic athlete in college and without a doubt the best football player for about two years in BCS football (college) winning the Heisman trophy (award given out to the best football player in the country). He hit the Jesus notes hard, but he was programmed to do so. He was never hateful (that I saw), and tried to be positive with his religion. It was a little tedious but not horrible. Problem was the college football game is a lot different from the pro-football game because in college you can get by on being a fantastic athlete if the scheme the team runs is tailored to it. In pro football everyone is a fantastic athlete and Tim didn't have the necessary skills or knowledge how to run a pro offense so when he went to the NFL (and was drafted in the first round, which should have never happened) expectations among his legions of fans were that he was going to dominate because hey, he'd always dominated. Unfortunately for him that turned out not to be the case and he bombed pretty badly, bounced around the league for three or four years from team to team, dragging a media circus behind him everywhere he went and finally couldn't find anyone to sign him. For people who like and know about football its obvious that this was because of his skill set and not because of his religion, hell more than half the league including coaches and players is probably just as religious as Tim (if less demonstrative) and hardcore Christian athletes succeed constantly in the NFL, but to his devoted fans, who are Tim Tebow fans and not really football fans it was an obvious betrayal by the liberal media who kept hounding him (to be fair, they did) until he was driven from the league for his beliefs. He's now a football analyst for the SEC network I think and from all accounts he's pretty good at it so good on him.

# ? May 13, 2014 15:59

made of bees: May 21, 2013

Anecdotal, but most of the people I know who act like Tebow is the only Christian in the NFL don't seem to have a problem mocking black players for thanking Jesus when they when a game.

# ? May 13, 2014 16:39

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

A Pale Horse posted:

Thing is, Tim is a genuinely nice if completely naive and sheltered guy (home schooled by fundies). He was a fantastic athlete in college and without a doubt the best football player for about two years in BCS football (college) winning the Heisman trophy (award given out to the best football player in the country). He hit the Jesus notes hard, but he was programmed to do so. He was never hateful (that I saw), and tried to be positive with his religion. It was a little tedious but not horrible. Problem was the college football game is a lot different from the pro-football game because in college you can get by on being a fantastic athlete if the scheme the team runs is tailored to it. In pro football everyone is a fantastic athlete and Tim didn't have the necessary skills or knowledge how to run a pro offense so when he went to the NFL (and was drafted in the first round, which should have never happened) expectations among his legions of fans were that he was going to dominate because hey, he'd always dominated. Unfortunately for him that turned out not to be the case and he bombed pretty badly, bounced around the league for three or four years from team to team, dragging a media circus behind him everywhere he went and finally couldn't find anyone to sign him. For people who like and know about football its obvious that this was because of his skill set and not because of his religion, hell more than half the league including coaches and players is probably just as religious as Tim (if less demonstrative) and hardcore Christian athletes succeed constantly in the NFL, but to his devoted fans, who are Tim Tebow fans and not really football fans it was an obvious betrayal by the liberal media who kept hounding him (to be fair, they did) until he was driven from the league for his beliefs. He's now a football analyst for the SEC network I think and from all accounts he's pretty good at it so good on him.

"The Jets suck! Is it finally Tebow Time?!" Seriously the media was the exact opposite of Freep's claim. They loving loved him.

# ? May 13, 2014 17:42

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

To be fair Tebow probably could have hung around as a backup for at least a few more years if it wasn't for the circus that would start screaming "Tebow Time?" every time your starter threw an incomplete pass.

Content: Michael Sam�s Rams jersey selling at �unprecedented� rate...

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To: SoFloFreeper

Sexual deviancy is the �next big thing� in this country. Being an �openly gay� homosexual is really popular. I guess now we know why the Rams chose him. Money.

5 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:02:03 AM by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)

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To: SoFloFreeper

Yep. Although a lot of the purchases may be homo-politics.

9 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:05:15 AM by ecomcon

As a Seahawk fan I approve of this change.

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To: SoFloFreeper

San Fran should start their own NFL team.... The San Francisco UNICORNS...

13 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:07:10 AM by baddog 219

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To: SoFloFreeper

Every lib female will get one for her husband or boyfriend expecting that he will be thrilled to support the fight for social justice. They will be surprised. And imagine these same mothers getting one for their teenage sons thinking he�ll love wearing a jersey that will get him a lot of catcalls and laughs.

16 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:08:21 AM by driftless2

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To: DoodleDawg

69?

20 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:09:27 AM by dfwgator

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To: SoFloFreeper

Is the number on the jersey just under 70?

31 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:18:34 AM by MortMan (Alpopuck (al' po puk) n: An empty dish pushed around by a dog trying to get the last morsel.)

Ha ha, jokes on you, it's really... 96. :negative:

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To: SoFloFreeper

Jerseys? Pah, that�s nothing. Wait �til his agent gets the endorsement contracts for signature model bike cups and open back pants.

25 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:13:16 AM by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)

LIES!

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To: SoFloFreeper

I�m staring to think this is just liberal lies. Or a market created artificially by liberals.

Like when they covered for Moochelle�s �mac �n� cheese is a traditional Thanksgiving food�.

Hey, it�s great. But it ain�t no Thanksgiving food.

28 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:15:26 AM by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)

Rick Santorum?

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To: henkster

I hate to say it, but a few photographs, clinical and medical of course, of the aftermath of such behavior might change a few minds about how �cool� it is....kind of like how the reality of abortion as infanticide is made real by pictures of the innocent unborn.

33 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:19:47 AM by SoFloFreeper

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To: napscoordinator

> Yes but that accounts for less then 1 percent of the sales (population of gays is less then 1 percent and half of them won�t buy a jersey). What about the rest? I think the straights are buying in droves too. Crazy world.

It�s the 44% that are not only tolerant but want their kids to grow up to be homo or bisexual in this country because they think it�s �cool� not being smart enough to realize that it�s promoted by the government as a depopulation tool.

34 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:20:38 AM by jsanders2001

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To: FlingWingFlyer

Sexual deviancy is the �next big thing� in this country.
Being an �openly gay� homosexual is really popular.
I guess now we know why the Rams chose him.
Money.

Heterosexuals are the new racists.

Remember back in the days when the really cool people felt it was necessary to prove they had some connection with blacks?

They claimed to have black friends, or their daughter had a black boyfriend, or they were planning a trip to Africa to adopt a black baby.

We have now entered an era where people will be bragging that they have solid connections with the queer world.
The will claim to have good friends who are queer, or their brother or uncle is a queer, or that they themselves have had a homo affair in the past or want to have one in the future.

It will be the cool thing.

Anyone who isn�t queer, doesn�t have queer friends or doesn�t have a good yarn to spin about their latent homosexuality will be looked down on as more or less a Neanderthal.

People will be flooding the queer bars, queer bathhouses and queer bookstores just to rub elbows with queers and demonstrate they are progressives and part of the really cool people.

It will become almost impossible to get a good job, get hired by a government agency, get admitted to a top college, or find success as a sports figure or entertainer unless you can demonstrate that you are queer.

42 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:38:24 AM by Iron Munro (Malaysia Flight MH370 Black Box signals reported in Bermuda Triangle)

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To: Sans-Culotte
I expect some wealthy gays and Hollyweird types are driving the sales

Perhaps that was one of the Rams' motivations for drafting Sam, because they want to move back to LA. Now they'll have a built-in fan base.
52 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:52:36 AM by dfwgator

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To: FlingWingFlyer

>>>Sexual deviancy is the �next big thing� in this country. Being an �openly gay� homosexual is really popular. I guess now we know why the Rams chose him. Money.<<<

I agree. I would mind it being �trendy� if, like most trends, the sensible people were allowed to express their distaste for the trend, without being labeled �bigots� and �homophobes� and putting their jobs, businesses, and freedom at risk.

In 20 years, anyone who chooses to only have heterosexual sex will be considered a �bigot�, at least in the Democrat states. It will be considered worse than a white person who would never date other ethnic groups.

Of course, homosexuals will not be held to the same standard. Just like blacks and latinos, etc. can refuse to date anyone outside those ethnic groups, without being labeled �racist� (and they absolutely be able to decide their own preferences without being criticized.), men and women who only date and have sex with the same gender will NOT be considered �bigots� or �heterophobes).

Heterosexuality will soon be a �hate crime�.

55 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:54:01 AM by Above My Pay Grade (The people have the right to tell government what guns it may possess, not the other way around.)

Considering Sam is a defensive lineman I doubt it.

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To: SoFloFreeper

shall we laugh when �the champion� fumbles the ball and misses easy catches every game ???

71 posted on 5/13/2014, 8:09:10 AM by Tennessee Nana

# ? May 13, 2014 19:07

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Jagged Jim posted:

Considering Sam is a defensive lineman I doubt it.

"You stupid homonazi! You totally should have caught that instead of swatting it down!"

# ? May 13, 2014 19:15

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

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To: SoFloFreeper

I�m staring to think this is just liberal lies. Or a market created artificially by liberals.

Like when they covered for Moochelle�s �mac �n� cheese is a traditional Thanksgiving food�.

Hey, it�s great. But it ain�t no Thanksgiving food.

28 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:15:26 AM by F15Eagle (1Jn4:15;5:4-5,11-13;Mt27:50-54;Mk15:33-34;Jn3:17-18,6:69,11:25,14:6,20:31;Ro10:8-11;1Tm2:5-6;Ti3:4-7)

The Great Thanksgiving Mac-and-Cheese Conspiracy. How deep does the liberal media rabbit hole go?

# ? May 13, 2014 20:33

JediTalentAgent: Jun 5, 2005; Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

You could literally post a cake recipe from a Pillsbury Cookbook from 1938 and someone would probably turn it into a political argument.

# ? May 13, 2014 20:58

Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

Lord Hydronium posted:

The Great Thanksgiving Mac-and-Cheese Conspiracy. How deep does the liberal media rabbit hole go?

We do mac and cheese on thanksgiving. Not kraft, but actual cheese and poo poo.

# ? May 13, 2014 21:08

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Oh, this will be good.

Race Alone Doesn't Explain Hatred Of Obama, But It's Part Of The Mix (NPR)

If the source of the article is a "liberal" outfit, then FReepers add it in parenthesis at the end of the thread title, it let's readers know that it's time to get their outrage muscles warmed up.

The Iraq War. :colbert:

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To: Drango
How does NPR explain their own race hatred of George Bush and anything conservative?

12 posted on 5/13/2014 1:07:26 PM by OpusatFR
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Benghazi!

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To: Drango
All racism, all the time. It�s all they have left. They certainly cannot answer the Benghazi questions Rep Gowdy threw at them.

18 posted on 5/13/2014 1:14:15 PM by Gulf War One
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Bigbob has suspicions:

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To: Drango
I suspect some blacks do hate that he�s half wite.

21 posted on 5/13/2014 1:16:11 PM by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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Maddening and cruel theories of jurisprudence, torture, and who?

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To: Drango
Then what explains the leftie hatred for Clarence Thomas, Condi Rice and Mia Love?

23 posted on 5/13/2014 1:16:35 PM by Fido969 (What's sad is most)
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Should've started a pool on when "Liberals are the REAL racists" would come up:

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To: Drango
Liberals are racists so they think everyone else is motivated by race too.

25 posted on 5/13/2014 1:17:11 PM by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Are!)
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I remember Clarence Thomas referring to his Senate confirmation hearing as a "High-tech lynching" and it causing every Democrat in the room to break out into assholes and poo poo themselves to death:

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To: Drango
I agree with everybody's response. Remember how bigoted the liberal's were when Justice Clarence Thomas was getting nominated to the supreme court? I couldn't believe the name calling. So now they have a semi-black leader and they are accusing us of the same thing, while in actuality we don't care for his socialist agenda that is driving this country into a third world bankrupt country. Give us a black leader who has good common sense, he would have my vote.
29 posted on 5/13/2014 1:19:44 PM by Vinylly (?%)
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A lot of it is "blah blah not racist blah blah" which would be more believable if FReep didn't constantly refer to black people as Urban Ferals or "Naggers".

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To: MrB
It is not the color of the Current Occupant�s skin that is the driving force behind this sort of reactionary response. It has to do with how THIN his skin is.

NPR and the Current Occupant continue to find offense where none exists.

Now the only colors exhibited by The Won are Red (for his Marxist tendencies) and Yellow (for his cowardice in international confrontations).

30 posted on 5/13/2014 1:19:45 PM by alloysteel (Selective and willful ignorance spells doom, to both victim and perpetrator - mostly the perp.)
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Libs are real racists II:

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To: Drango
Just because you liberals hate blacks doesn�t mean the rest of us do.

31 posted on 5/13/2014 1:20:40 PM by TigersEye ("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
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Whenever Drudge links to an article on another news site, the article is immediately flooded with screaming racists. Coincidence, I'm sure:

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To: Drango
The code Switch forum where this is posted on NPR has censored hundreds of posters and won�t let many people post replies to this veil, ugly article.

More proof that the Left only approves of free speech when they agree with what is said.

It's obvious they don't care anymore if their hypocrisy shows or not. They have the confidence to believe they can do so. What does this say about American society?

33 posted on 5/13/2014 1:21:59 PM by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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Skeeter half-rear end cops to it:

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To: Drango
"There's a perception that Obama's major achievement is a transfer from middle-income white people to low-income minorities," he says.

No! Thats wild.

34 posted on 5/13/2014 1:23:03 PM by skeeter
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Even terrible shitheads think that they're the good guys:

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To: Mastador1
We�re all responding to the accusation instead of going on the offensive.

They know it�s not about race, it�s about policy.
And we all know that they just use the race issue to silence dissent because

WE�RE DECENT PEOPLE (and will react to the accusation),
AND THEY�RE NOT (so they accuse us of vile things).

36 posted on 5/13/2014 1:24:02 PM by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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I ain't racist against him, he's racist against me!

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To: Drango
It�s not part of my �mix�.

I oppose him because:

He is a �progressive�
He is a democrat
He is a liar (this is strongly implied by the first two reasons but is definitely the case with Mr. Obama)
He is a thief (also strongly implied by the first two reasons and also definitely the case with Mr. Obama)
He hates me because of the color of my skin
He hates the version of America that I love

37 posted on 5/13/2014 1:24:04 PM by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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Sure "when" either that loon Alan Keyes or that lightweight Ben Carson get elected:

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To: All
The left and democrats only know how to function in "Projection Mode".
We will see real, visceral racism (from the "tolerant" left, of course) when someone like Ben Carson or Allen West is elected. The left will come completely unglued when that happens.

38 posted on 5/13/2014 1:24:42 PM by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at https://www.watercolorartwork.com (This space no longer for rent))
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Childish venting:

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To: Drango
Obama has had to put up with no white president has endured, including a protester waving a outside the White House gates last fall and a South Carolina congressman, Republican Joe Wilson, yelling at him during a 2009 address to Congress.
Joe Wilson was correct. Obama DID lie and Obama was LYING in his speech when he said (at that moment) that his critics were liars.

F the libtards at NPR who hold the president at a different standard. What happened to the President (Bush) lied, people died meme?

F a bunch of commie progressives with their he-she panties in a bunch.

40 posted on 5/13/2014 1:25:36 PM by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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Black is an advantage:

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To: Drango
The racism is clear. If Obama were not half black, he would have been impeached already. I don�t think he would have been elected much less reflected if it weren�t for the color of his Kenyan daddy. And then there were the men who ran against him. Ugh. Yes, racism is very apparent.

41 posted on 5/13/2014 1:28:11 PM by petitfour
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Crazy bullshit:

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To: Drango
Well I am. I hate the whole human race. Now what have they got?

Spike lee is a racist and hates obama for being a mixed breed thus watering down the black race. Gave his mother dagger eyes too.

42 posted on 5/13/2014 1:29:38 PM by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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I'm enjoying the fact that the thread is degenerating into madness the further we move along:

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To: Drango
Race only explains how a totally unqualified person got elected (twice).

51 posted on 5/13/2014 1:44:34 PM by Old Yeller (Why is Jon Corzine a free man?)
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Octoroon:

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To: petitfour
If Obama were not half black, he would have been impeached already. I don�t think he would have been elected much less reflected if it weren�t for the color of his Kenyan daddy.

Leaving aside his octoroon status, 1/8 black, a white liberal with the exact same resume would have never gotten out of the primaries.

54 posted on 5/13/2014 2:33:47 PM by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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The appropriately named RaveOn can tell that someone is a militant n-word by just looking at them:

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To: Drango
Because under the neatly pressed suit he�s a militant N-word who hates America and white people. Anybody who has ever worked with or been around somebody like that can sense it.

55 posted on 5/13/2014 2:36:02 PM by RaveOn ("No amount of logic can shatter a faith consciously based on a lie." Lamar Keene)
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Two posts later:

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To: Drango
Race is absolutely NO part of the explanation.

57 posted on 5/13/2014 2:37:32 PM by meadsjn
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A good counter-argument for accusations of racism:

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To: RaveOn
That�s a good counter as well -
�I assert that Obama hates me far more because of my skin color than I do him.�

60 posted on 5/13/2014 2:44:28 PM by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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Translation: I hate blacks lots more since Obama's been in office, but that's all his fault!

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To: Drango
Race Alone Doesn�t Explain Hatred Of Obama, But It�s Part Of The Mix (NPR)

______________________________

I�ll go against the grain here and AGREE with this premise. But only to the extent that Obama, Holder, and the White Hut Regime has made race a key part of their agenda.

Has Obama set back race relations? Is he directly responsible (along with the presstitures) for kicking up anti-black sentiments?

Absolutely.

62 posted on 5/13/2014 2:59:50 PM by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Two posts later:

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To: Drango
I would despise him no matter his sex or it�s race.

64 posted on 5/13/2014 3:03:49 PM by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Let's cap it off with a little bit of race panic:

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To: Drango
"That makes these people nervous," Parker says. "They feel that they're losing this America that they've known."

While many people will tap dance around this issue. Why wouldn't we be nervous about giving up the most successful nation and civilization the world has ever known to a bunch of invaders and white haters? You can take your one way race rhetoric and cram it up your rear end.

65 posted on 5/13/2014 3:09:10 PM by Altura Ct.
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# ? May 13, 2014 21:13

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Ron Jeremy posted:

We do mac and cheese on thanksgiving. Not kraft, but actual cheese and poo poo.

You can't fool me, clearly you're just covering for Macaronigate and Cheeseghazi.

(Is it traditionally an East Coast thing? My family never had it for Thanksgiving on the West Coast, but since I moved to New England it's been at every Thanksgiving.)

# ? May 13, 2014 21:26

kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Freepers: All racism, all the time

# ? May 13, 2014 21:33

Precambrian: Apr 30, 2008

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To: SoFloFreeper

Every lib female will get one for her husband or boyfriend expecting that he will be thrilled to support the fight for social justice. They will be surprised. And imagine these same mothers getting one for their teenage sons thinking he�ll love wearing a jersey that will get him a lot of catcalls and laughs.

16 posted on 5/13/2014, 6:08:21 AM by driftless2

It's funny that he's trying to smear it as "clueless women who don't really get football," because that's like the number 1 demographic the NFL is pursuing. Of course, I'm sure the NFL's breast cancer awareness uniforms also set Freep off really good.

# ? May 13, 2014 21:38

Jagged Jim: Sep 26, 2013; I... I can only look though the window...

Precambrian posted:

It's funny that he's trying to smear it as "clueless women who don't really get football," because that's like the number 1 demographic the NFL is pursuing. Of course, I'm sure the NFL's breast cancer awareness uniforms also set Freep off really good.

Well duh, they're pink!

# ? May 13, 2014 21:43

Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

Jagged Jim posted:

Well duh, they're pink!

That's what the gay nazi communist ACORN brownshirts will wear when they come to take your guns/marriage/Tom Clancy book collection/unborn babies/transfats

# ? May 13, 2014 21:47

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

Lord Hydronium posted:

You can't fool me, clearly you're just covering for Macaronigate and Cheeseghazi.

(Is it traditionally an East Coast thing? My family never had it for Thanksgiving on the West Coast, but since I moved to New England it's been at every Thanksgiving.)

I'm from Oregon and my aunt has baked up a bunch of it for every Thanksgiving and other major holiday I can remember. My grandmother was originally from NJ so maybe she brought it with her, but mac and cheese at thanksgiving is completely normal to me.

I'm guessing they assume the Kraft stuff, not real mac and cheese.

# ? May 13, 2014 21:59

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

I'm from Oregon and my aunt has baked up a bunch of it for every Thanksgiving and other major holiday I can remember. My grandmother was originally from NJ so maybe she brought it with her, but mac and cheese at thanksgiving is completely normal to me.

I'm guessing they assume the Kraft stuff, not real mac and cheese.

It doesn't matter what they assume, it could have been Turkey itself and they would dispute it because they're barely literate racist retards.

# ? May 13, 2014 22:14

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

DaFuente posted:

No one really had a problem with Tebow being a Christian. 99% of post-game interviews are just people thanking Jesus for giving them the strength to win. People hated Tebow because he's a terrible football player.

The joke goes, The only difference between Tim Tebow and Al-Qaeda is that Al-Qaeda are religious extremists who can hit the broad side of a building.

# ? May 13, 2014 22:22

Best Korea: Feb 15, 2012

Precambrian posted:

It's funny that he's trying to smear it as "clueless women who don't really get football," because that's like the number 1 demographic the NFL is pursuing. Of course, I'm sure the NFL's breast cancer awareness uniforms also set Freep off really good.

They were pissed, with the wussification of American and all that.

# ? May 13, 2014 23:05

platedlizard: Aug 31, 2012; I like plates and lizards.

Being female is bad according to freepers. Explains everything really.

# ? May 13, 2014 23:11

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

I saw that a federal court blocked some guy being executed here in Texas and immediately thought of this thread. I'm broken. Also, I don't see anything on freep, but I haven't dug much yet.

# ? May 13, 2014 23:17

katium: Jun 26, 2006; Purrs like a kitten.

platedlizard posted:

Being female is bad according to freepers. Explains everything really.

Women played a not-insignificant part in getting Obama re-elected, so of course they hate them. Well, that and they hate that the world is not like Mad Men.

# ? May 13, 2014 23:24

Deptfordx: Dec 23, 2013

platedlizard posted:

Being female is bad according to freepers. Explains everything really.

It's like being gay, it's their own fault for chosing to be female. If you don't want to be born a woman, then nature will shut that vagina down. Just ask a scientition.

# ? May 13, 2014 23:31

Salvor_Hardin: Sep 13, 2005; I want to go protest.; Nap Ghost

Zeroisanumber posted:

To: All
The left and democrats only know how to function in "Projection Mode".
We will see real, visceral racism (from the "tolerant" left, of course) when someone like Ben Carson or Allen West is elected. The left will come completely unglued when that happens.

38 posted on 5/13/2014 1:24:42 PM by Prov1322 (Enjoy my wife's incredible artwork at http://www.watercolorartwork.com (This space no longer for rent))
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Might want to update the sig there...

# ? May 14, 2014 00:45

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

I thought Allen West was elected at least once already

# ? May 14, 2014 00:51

deep space nein: Aug 25, 2011

Jagged Jim posted:

Considering Sam is a defensive lineman I doubt it.

A lot of people are making this mistake simply because they can't imagine a gay person that isn't a prancing sissy. If he was white they'd probably assume he was a kicker. Sam might not be good enough to make a starting roster in the NFL but by normal standards he's an absolute beast and I guarantee he could run down and rag doll every single freeper in existence, possibly two at a time.

To be fair there were people that hated Tebow simply because he was an in your face Christian, just not any of the coaching staffs that got rid of him. The difference being that when Tebow would win the media was fine and dandy with him being the QB, but pointed out that he creates a media circus. Once he didn't have the best team in the league around him to catch his floaters and keep the game close so he could have one amazing drive to "win" the game, the media "turned on him" by pointing out that he's a subpar NFL quarterback and that he creates a media circus.

For a good chuckle look up "longest sack ever" on YouTube and see how well his skills transferred to the NFL.

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