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 A fresh pile of poo poo to admire. Previous Threads The Original Freep Thread The 2nd Freeper Thread - POTUShead's glorious OP 3rd Thread - Currently in the Archives. 4th Thread - The D&D Version So What's Freep? Freep is short for Free Republic. It's an internet forum where crazy, right-wing assholes spew hatred their pent-up rage. Their opinions are as terrible as the 1996 layout of their forums. Perhaps worse depending on what has happened on any particular day. So What's This Thread? This is a place where brave/self-hating goons venture to Freep and shares their findings. There's a good chance that reading Freeper posts will cause you to either vomit, punch your monitor, or other violent outbursts. Eventually, your feels will callous and you'll become accustom to it. Well, until the next day when an even worse opinion gets shared. Feel free to join in conversation, make jokes about these poo poo stains, and even post Freeper quotes with appropriate sourcing. We do ask that you do not touch the poop (post poo poo on Freep) because you'll just get poo poo all over the place. We're visitors to the zoo of Free Republic and that is all. So How Relevant is Freep? Freep was actually kind of relevant back in the day. During the Bush administration, it was a great place for conservatives to come and discuss the topics of the day. Even getting lip service from successful politicians and talking heads. Thanks to strict moderating they were, and stay, relatively free of all but the most dedicated troll. They were like a D&D where you're allowed to have horrible opinions. That all really changed about the time Obama became important. The Freep base is basically old, racist white people and they really don't like Obama*. So anyone that doesn't want him tried and executed for treason isn't welcome at Freep. That also applies to anyone even remotely in favor of something Obama also likes. Thus, Freep has become an ever-increasing arms race to prove that they are the most conservative. Just about every conservative politician/talking head has been called a RINO or traitor to America at one point. Except maybe Sarah Palin but it's very hard to have a disagreeing opinion with a bag of hot air. They've even called Ted Cruz a RINO. The History of Freep - Thanks FUDB. *Obama here is equated with all things evil. Like communism, public schools, kids, acronyms, Hitler, butt sex, and anything else they don't like. Some Examples of Pure Hate Here's a good format for your Freep dumps, too. ------------------------------------------ Racist Media quote:with the PC crap! Use the Spanish “Negro” and when questioned; just say, “Get used to Spanish, they’ve taken over”. All Homos are child molesters quote:I'm sick of hearing how homosexuality is a different kind of perversion than child molesters. They aren't - sickness is sickness. Homosexuality has no place in decent society, homosexuals have no business being around children, and its a terrible mistake to inflict gay parents on a child. quote:Actually they have a fixation with the anus and with the stinky stuff that comes out of it. They get their filthy orgasms by shoving their faces where the sun doesn’t shine. Sodomy For Jihad! This was almost the thread title. quote:Obama has widened the nation’s anus for the sake of jihad. ---------------------------------------------------- 2012 Election Tear Guzzling Contest!!! Some Debate Thread quote:WHATEVER MEDIA. You lying sacks of poo poo. This meme was written before the debate even started. As long as Obama looked half awake he was gonna “win” as far as the the media asswipes were concerned. What exactly did Obama say to defend his record and his plan for the ecomony that made him such a “Winner”, you jackals. quote:You got that exactly right! To put it another way, Mitt Romney kicked 0dumb0's skinny kenyan, commie, muzzzlim rear end all the way to Kenya & back. Romney Gets Slammed By Facts quote:She was definitely an Obot plant. Trying desperately to put Romney in a box. quote:AS ALWAYS, THE MSM IS IN BED WITH THE democRATS. MY QUESTION IS THIS: WHY ARE THE MODERATOR’S ALL FROM THE LIBERAL LEFT IN THE MSM. CNN, PBS, ABC, CBS, AND NBC......NOT ONE EVER FROM FOX NEWS. WHAT A DISGRACE. Obama is Hitler quote:Obama possesses a trait that Hitler used also. Old Adolf had a talent for “mirroring” those he spoke to, which is clearly evident when google searching the many photos of him. When he's greeted by a beaming smiling face, he does the same. When greeting a scowling person, Hitler did the same. Once one notices this, it becomes apparent. Obama does more or less the same thing. When addressing “America” he cops the whitebread oreo Obama. When he's addressing the NAACP you'd think he steals hubcaps between speeches. He carefully and effectively “tunes himself” to fit his audience like a shape shifter. Nate Silver is good at math quote:Nate Silver is just $10 away from predicting that Obama has an 82.7% chance of winning! These next few are sourceless because their posters are jerks. quote:Was your polling place sabotaged? quote:I know what you mean. I’m thinking about prepping for the rest of my days (I’m only in my late 30’s) in this country/planet, since I think this could be the beginning of the end. I think we’ll get nothing but outright Marxists from here on out as President if Obamao wins. This guy's obviously drunk. quote:
quote:That's the ticket....when the Obama Money stops flowin', they'll be coming to take what's THEIRS, as they've grown accustomed to Whitey supplyin' the cash and freebies. quote:I hold FEMALES primarily responsible for tonight’s result. Go ahead. PROVE ME WRONG. ------------------------------------------------------- Did I mention Freep hates gay people? Well they really hate gay people. quote:No. The homosexual battle plan is to first neutralize, marginalize and dissolve the Church because it stands in the way of their victory over traditional society. New Mexico Homosexuals quote:New Mexico will mow infect Texas as gay Texans can run across the border, get married, come back home to Texas and live as a married couple under the protection of the SCOTUS DOMA decision. quote:The homosexuals are running the show. A mere two percent of the country has seized the reins of power — judges, bureaucrats, media. Freep Builds a Fence To Keep Mexicans Out quote:The Honorable Jan Brewer Dalereed  Dalereed is what happens when you take hot rods, women, the essence of Dick Cheney, and Biff from BTTF then mix them in a cauldron made of skulls. We really don't know much about him except he hates everything but fast cars, sex, and telling people to lie down in the street and die. He especially hates hats and acronyms. Context isn't necessary. Dale Reed Quotes quote:To hell with them all, the last movie I went to was almost 60 years ago. quote:Ilm 76 and never wore a suit to work and haven’t been in a suit more than a dozen times in the last 60 years. quote:climate change freaks aren't given a proper name, they are a hole between 2 cheeks and it's not the one on your face quote:the only good muslim is a dead one, they should all be exterminated! quote:Bitcoin sounds like something beyond super stupid! quote:Let anyone that doesn't/won't feed themselves die!!! Eliminate food stamps here! quote:Riding a bicycle should be illegal for anyone over the age of 16!!!! quote:In the 60s and 70s I used to party with his son and daughter at Catalina and Barry was drunk on a yacht the entire weekend. He also has a twitter that hasn't updated in a while. Dalereedsay -------------------------------------------------------------- Feel free to add any gems I missed in 1019 pages of poo poo. Please don't take Freep too seriously. They're as irrelevant as ever and slowly dieing. Their families have probably forsaken them. If you feel like you're getting too pissed off or something just take a freep-thread break. They will be too busy being miserable to miss you. Noteworthy Terms: Amish: The word Freep uses instead of a certain six letter word that starts with n to refer to black people. Came from some article that didn't specify race so they got pissed. Zot: Banned. Refers to the noise God makes when smiting sinners, according to some comic. TLDR Version: Freepers terrible sacks of poo poo. Do not provoke them and please source your quotes. We're here to point and laugh that's all. Keep your powder dry, goons. Never know when this CW2/RAHOWA is going hot! Recent Additions In regards to crazy man shooting up a Jewish Center in April 2014 quote:So far, all indications are that the shooter was a Klansman, thus an obama-supporting DemonRAT. In contrast, the TEA Party and Conservatives stand for God, life and liberty. In case you got thirsty reading this mess:  Oh and remember: There is always more and it is always worse. Islam is the Lite Rock FM fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Mar 16, 2015 |
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Georgia Peach posted:Revolt is coming. This Civil War II is going hot! Oh feel free to do write ups about your favorite Freeper. I'll post them in the OP, link them, or something so they're easy to find. Dalereed just has a special place in my heart (the blackish holish part).
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Jan 2, 2014 00:11
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Ah yes, Genesis. The first book in which Jesus talks about how his dad made men. "On the 7th day my old man told me to get him a beer. I did and he soon fell asleep to reruns of That 70s Show."
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Jan 2, 2014 06:31
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isildur posted:He was a commie. To be a real racist, you have to assassinate Rosa Parks. Or that duck dude?
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Jan 2, 2014 19:36
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Vlaphor posted:There are times where I want to reread freep around the Obama reelection. What's the best way to find articles from Nov 2012? Check out roughly page 475 on the old Freep thread for some quality Obama reelection vintage tears.
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Jan 3, 2014 01:39
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Brings a neat perspective to those stupid memes about N. Korea having 'safer' borders than the US.
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Jan 3, 2014 20:05
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Guavanaut posted:The original constitution, not the one written by hippie liberal deists who went around telling the Muslims that they weren't even a Christian nation. The articles of confederation?
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Jan 4, 2014 02:30
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Rand alPaul posted:This always makes me laugh about the Far Right's support for Israel. They're banking all their support on a loving Harry Potter-style prophecy. Harry Potter? Please, that kid didn't even die before he became the hero.
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Jan 4, 2014 08:59
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Jagged Jim posted:That was said by Ann Coulter. Freep has since turned on Coulter. I think it was something birth control related. Maybe immigration. On my phone so I can't look it up easily.
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Jan 5, 2014 01:08
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Fried Chicken posted:It was backing Chris Christie over Romney during the primaries, saying that Romney would lose. That's amazing. I'll remind everyone that supporting Mitt was zot-worthy during the primary.
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Jan 5, 2014 01:35
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Sorry I don't think eating a live fetus counts as Halal. For one, it wasn't slaughtered in the proper way.
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Jan 5, 2014 19:36
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deoju posted:I've got a humble request... Unless it's a "vanity" thread, the link to whatever article will be in the Freep op. It's the link at the top of the post.
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Jan 6, 2014 03:07
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Jagged Jim posted:Now let me tell you how liberals are the real racists. Yeah if the mods will allow name changes once more, now that Always Worse is retired, I'd like this as a title. Man they hate the first lady. She's built like a brick poo poo house. At 50. Probably terrified of her.
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Jan 7, 2014 03:48
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Freep loving Hates Soccer Big Surprise here.  quote:Who cares what the rest of the world thinks..OH WAIT LIBS DO..now this makes sense. Excuse me while I go play polo. quote:Hogwash! Soccer flourishes because it is inexpensive to play. Zidane owes this man a head butt. quote:In the USA, soccer has been, and forever will be, considered a girl’s sport. quote:Who watches soccer in the US? Illegals and the families of misguided kids who play it. quote:Sigh...yes. So I've been told by every left-wing globalist since at least the 1970's. Soccer is better the football! Why won't you jingoistic neanderthals realize that?!? The rest of the world loves soccer! We will never be apart of the world community until we embrace it! So even if you don't like it, at least put on a smile and pretend to for the sake of world peace! quote:Soccer is a girl’s game. Period. It’s also extremely boring. I tried getting interested when Virginia Beach built a sports stadium for a local team. I went to 4 or 5 of their matches. It seemed to me that the game was nothing but passing the ball back and forth for no apparent gain, 99% of the time. Watching soccer wasn’t even a good excuse to sit outdoors and drink beer. I had more fun sitting in my backyard all by myself. This one is pretty funny though. quote:Pajama Boy likes soccer quote:I have noticed that soccer is being pushed harder, and might even be more popular in the US in the past few years. I’ve also noticed that soccer seems to be extremely popular in socialist/communist countries.  quote:Send it back to the third world where it came from! quote:11. Easy for stupid people to understand. quote:Soccer was pushed in the US in the 70s because libs thought it would give girls a stage on which to go head to head against boys. In spite of all the effort put into it for four decades it is still a wimp sport and for most young boys it holds little interest. The gently caress? hahahahahah quote:The Brits never learned to speak english either, ban them both! quote:Because soccer except at the highest levels is for athletically non gifted or cowardly sailboat shirt children. Its the personification of the wimpification of the US and the world in general. Kids in the US who wash out at baseball beyond 8 or are too frightened to play a contact sport like football, lacrosse , or hockey gravitate towards soccer. You can run around and act like you are in an organized sport but you are actually doing nothing but jogging around in a disorganized mess. The sport is just plain boring, just like tennis(which is in tailspin worldwide). Funny you never see an athlete in any US pro sport woof about soccer, hell even David Beckham has to hang around his emaciated wife's friends for that celbutard factor. Only people defending the sport are former wimpy kids who played that pansy sport. Seriously Freep? 17th Amendment year. quote:The U.S. Soccer Federation was founded in 1913, so you can do the math . . . . quote:ACL injuries are epidemic among girls in high school and college, particularly among those playing soccer and basketball. Their bodies are just not made for those explosive cuts and moves. Go to any school and you will see several girls hobbling around on crutches. quote:I am NOT a soccer fan, except that I will on occasion watch women’s soccer hoping they will take off their jerseys at the end. However, the low scoring we hear about in soccer - a 3 to 2 soccer match is not much different than a 21 to 14 football game. Still just 5 scores in the game. quote:Any women who can run around in all directions for 90 minutes is not going to have a chest worth waiting for.
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Jan 9, 2014 21:54
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Wojtek posted:How does freep justify loving football when so many players are "Amish"? Same reason gladiatorial games were exciting in ancient Rome.
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Jan 10, 2014 01:42
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deep space nein posted:America's obsession with "manly" sports results in 6th graders playing through concussions and at least one highschooler/college player a year dying of dehydration because if they're not literally near death in practice they obviously don't want it bad enough. The NFL might be the most brutal because of the size and speed involved but its plain sadistic to watch a 5' tall kid be screamed at to run head first into someone twice his size for the glory of a last place junior high school. I remember being ran until I blew chunks in middle school football. Then got told "way to hustle." Thankfully that ended in HS where the coach was a real health professional. That guy got pissed if we weren't downing water at like every available moment when it was hot.
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Jan 10, 2014 02:22
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Baseball's really the best sport. Takes a bit of learning to get into but drat if that sport doesn't have it all. Terrible collisions, statistics, dingers, balls flying at 95-100mph, The Cubs... you name it! Even some Freepers were saying that. Guess what? They're right.
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Jan 10, 2014 06:07
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Wonder what Post 35 was that it got removed. Post 26 up there certainly didn't and that one's basically "drat I wish we never gave those Oh probably just used the word that makes you the real racist.
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Jan 11, 2014 14:53
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Wonder if Freep knows that both India and Pakistan have enough nuclear weapons to obliterate each other?
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Jan 11, 2014 18:39
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Zeroisanumber posted:I'm going to be a super-DnD Internet Warrior for a moment by saying that if someone said this to me on the street: Then we'd all laugh at the guy crying about playing the knockout game for realsies.
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Jan 12, 2014 00:02
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Zwabu posted:I am sure it's nothing more than "these guys are now our chief geopolitical rival and may actually take our place as the world's #1 power, economic and otherwise. I wish we'd killed all these fuckers when they weren't so strong and it would have been a lot easier." Does Daily Mail do pieces that don't align 100% with their echo chamber? If so, that's your reason regardless of their journalist integrity.
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Jan 12, 2014 16:24
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Parallel Paraplegic posted:I think a lot of people don't think "specialist" when they hear "Canadian doctors have absurd wait times!!", they think either primary care doctors or emergency room doctors. I have also heard people outright claim that ER's in Canada have "three hour wait times" as if they didn't have triage systems or as if ER's in the US don't have three hour wait times for non-serious things either. There's a lot of really transparent propaganda trying to paint socialized medicine as bad that people buy into but that generally falls apart under even the slightest scrutiny. Sure both systems have their flaws. However, the US system allows for the loving over of the undesirables so it's better. 
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Jan 13, 2014 03:00
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If you can't stand the wait why don't you bootstrap the kidney stones out? 
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Jan 13, 2014 16:33
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Jesus. I applaud your endurance. For those who don't know, passing a kidney stone is the equivalent of passing a little chunk of razor wire. Through your dick (or female equivalent). Oh and I guess everything in between there and the kidneys.
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Jan 13, 2014 17:46
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SC Bracer posted:Why is George Soros such a massive bogeyman for crazy conservative types anyway? Rich, liberal, Jew, uhh supports not treating people like poo poo.
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Jan 13, 2014 23:22
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twistedmentat posted:They never go after Warren Buffett. Warren Buffett isn't a dirty foreigner.
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Jan 13, 2014 23:51
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Stultus Maximus posted:I believe the first part (well, not "quite a few"). There is a non-negligible number of physicists who think that climate science is just a debased form of physics and that physicists (the smartest scientists) can just do a simple thermodynamic model and call it a day. Same with engineers. There's the problem! Stupid physicists are using models that only consider the start and end points. Since GCC is on going, they need to use kinetics.
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Jan 14, 2014 00:58
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Dude probably just played Dope Wars or something.
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Jan 15, 2014 06:38
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SaltLick posted:Much like saying soda or pop I imagine it's also a regional thing. It's like the English language is a horrible mess of a bunch of languages smashed together.
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Jan 15, 2014 15:25
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WarpedNaba posted:It's a bastard language, and given the number of bastards in the world it seems only fitting to be the global language. Oh don't get me started on acronyms either. Anyone who uses acronyms should lie down in the street and die!
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Jan 15, 2014 15:53
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It's no real surprise. These assholes actively post about their fantasies that involve shooting people who piss them off.
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Jan 15, 2014 20:24
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Lord Hydronium posted:They post that poo poo all the time and it passes without moderation. What makes this different? Are they worried other sites are going to call them out on it like the Malia/Sasha thing? The veil on the racism sign can only cover up so many BTUs worth of flood lights.
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Jan 16, 2014 20:16
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Elephant Ambush posted:Question: I had a run-in with the most racist person I think I've ever personally met last night. I was sitting at the bar of a Mexican restaurant I've been going to for like 14 years and waiting for my sister to join me for dinner. Could I post the story here or is personal stuff not really allowed? I'd like to share it with people but I don't want to break any rules or poo poo up or derail the thread. Just take out any identifying information if you want to be extra safe.
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Jan 16, 2014 23:19
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predicto posted:So, has there been any discussion in Freep about the horrible chemical spill into the drinking water of Charleston, West Virginia, caused by a crappy coal company with no regard for the environement.. You rang? Operations Cease at That loving Place quote:You are not kidding. The dems will really go after coal now. This whole thing is fishy, they had time to stop the intake from the Elk River but did not. I last heard 10 people now in the hospital. Pay attention to this the war on coal is on I just hope West Virginians don’t get a tree huggy after this. quote:Initial local reports Friday AM (I’m in Huntington) blamed a coal mine. The story has changed serveral times so far and I still find it lacking, none of the reports mention FEMA. But, FEMA moved in within hours of the first reports with water trucks and are as far down river as Milton as of this afternoon. It all happened too quickly imho, I’ll be drinking from my own stash - I don’t want no FEMA water. quote:I figure it was most likely sabotage. A way to get the citizens angry at the coal industry so they can put them out of business. Hahahahaha quote:The chemical spilled is used to clean coal.
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Jan 17, 2014 02:27
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BiggerBoat posted:"I don't want no FEMA water"? Holy poo poo. In their defense, FEMA water is scary poo poo that comes in a can. Though I'd trust something from a can labeled FEMA over a dusty jug of Freep Water. Islam is the Lite Rock FM fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 17, 2014 |
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Jan 17, 2014 20:37
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ArchangeI posted:Freeper tears, on the other hand, are the best source of hydration known to man. They're like Gatorade minus all the sugar.
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Jan 17, 2014 22:53
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Crunch Buttsteak posted:It's stuff like the rabid Putin-worship that tips Freepers over the edge from "just really conservative people" to "actual fascists" to me. These people desperately want a single, powerful governmental figure that seems to agree with their worldview. They want this person to give them benefits, while punishing those that they don't like. All of their whining about how free speech is dead, and how the government surveys and controls everything, goes straight out the window and is completely overridden as soon as a figure like Putin comes in and starts comparing gays to pedophiles and imprisons them. They know that, under Putin, their free speech would be curtailed, and their lives would be monitored daily. But, hey, at least those homos would get what's coming to them! Yeah pretty much. It's been said before but here goes again. Freep would be perfectly happy under an oppressive dictator so long as that dictator supported their ideas. So like a Christian version of the Taliban.
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Jan 18, 2014 04:48
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Manuel Calavera posted:Duh, REAL Americans. God, get it together Stultus, you should know that! One angry freeper with a rascal mounted with an M60 is worth 50 butt sexers in the RaHoWa.
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Jan 18, 2014 18:49
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Isn't Obama pretty wealthy, too? Not nearly Mitt Romney rich but pretty drat well off. Especially considering
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RagnarokAngel posted:You have to be well off to get into politics above the city level unfortunately. This is certainly true. Takes a pile to actually break the seal into state politics. Local level, too, in a larger city. County level depends on the area. Though I don't think you can compare Romney's wealth to Obama's.
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