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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

John Cena posted:

Your moderators for this game are John Cena, Pinterest Mom, Kensei, Murmur Twin, A HUNGRY MOUTH, and Little Mac.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Objection. You are wearing a hard hat and cannot be properly humiliated via application of dew can.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Trust me. You don't want to go out there.









RIP fireWARKs, s(t)ung by Neelix

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Caesar crossed the Rubicon with a few legions, which was a big no-no and started a civil war. In fact his march was really quite fast, because the people in the towns he passed (a) thought Caesar was pretty cool and (b) didn't want to irritate an army of hardened Gaul-stompers. The Founding Fathers of the US knew this was a bad deal for everyone, which is why the Bill of Rights has an amendment explicitly prohibiting unlawful surging Caesar.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

This one I didn't do, but I am dead jealous of whomever did.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Hey Veskit read this!! \/\/\/\/\/

John Cena posted:

  • No editing posts. Evidence of editing can result in punishment ranging from a challenge disqualification to a forced removal from the game depending on the severity. Harmless ninja edits may be ignored but abuse will be punished.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

XyloJW posted:

Alright JC, we'll do whatever you want, just call off your attack dog!!

Sorry, Dogs are forever.

Dr. Hurt posted:

Oh my God. You have to get out of there. THE SHREK IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

[...] I am dead [...]

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Netflix has come up with "Shrek: The Musical" and I'm strangely drawn to it. My mind recoils in horror as my hand inexorably creeps toward the play button. This is my Shrek. This Shrek was made for me.



Happy Monday!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

XyloJW posted:

It's every bad and terrible post all in one place.

Honestly surprised no one went for the "post history button" joke. What a bunch of softies.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I was going to try to do all the crosshatching but: screw that.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

XyloJW posted:

Look into duoshade.

I hear that can really mess a guy up. So, I will Just Say No.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
What's the vampire clan where everyone flounces around like a dandy and wears a doily in their hair? Because I've got dibs on that.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

XyloJW posted:

You'll need to be more specific.

Whichever one has the most billowy pants, then.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Meinberg posted:

Jng would be a Venture because he's stuck-up and influential.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Asiina posted:

Jeez.

I think we're starting at 7:30 for somebody I can't remember.

Asiina posted:

Oh, was it Veskit? drat now I feel bad.

I'm laughing.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

John Cena posted:

By a vote of 5 to 4, Veskit, you have been evicted from the Awful Big Brother House.










A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Rarity posted:

...It's Veskit.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Dr. Hurt posted:

___________________________\


Now you're getting it.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

XyloJW posted:

Siri, who is donny brook?

*boop boop* Chris Benoit is a murderer. He killed his wife and child

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost


Asiina, Uniballer, XyloJW, and Meinberg: see you at POV!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
It is now time for the live veto meeting.



Asiina, our Head of Household: please stand by.

I will now give each of the nominees, Uniballer and XyloJW, an opportunity to plead their case. They only have a few minutes to do so. After that, it will be up to Meinberg if he wishes to use the Power of Veto.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Some strong sentiments. Meinberg, what is your decision?

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Asiina, Meinberg has done a thing. As HoH, you must now name a replacement nominee.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
The Veto ceremony is concluded.

We'll see you all tomorrow night at 7:30 EST to determine who will be the next Houseguest to be evicted: XyloJW, or Toadsmash.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
I think that, if you have something to say in a confessional, you should say it; and this is partly because I want to read interesting thoughts from people, but mostly because I want Pinterest Mom's inbox to fill up dozens of times per day.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

JakeP posted:

jesus my avatar is so long

You got off light.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Ugh gently caress I ran in here good thing I made it to the HoH competition!! *pant* *wheeze*

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

John Cena posted:

By a vote of Five to One*, Toadsmash, you have been evicted from the Awful Big Brother House.





A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost




WARNING this next image is traumatizing to humans and dogs and has been provided in link format. Do not click the link if you are a baby or have your mouth full of something because you eat at your computer like a beast.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

:siren:http://i.imgur.com/syPqroO.png:siren:

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

mr.capps posted:

that is no moon

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Dr. Hurt posted:

The fact that these are getting more and more elaborate scares me a bit. By the end of this game the last person voted on the jury is going to get a full length "graphic novella" from AHM.

No, this was a special event for Fast Forward Time. It took a lot of brain effort and probably gave me this headache. Also Paint.NET is a real piece of poo poo and I'm glad I don't use it anymore.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Rarity posted:

So what happened is Toadsmash got evicted, only to be crushed by JakeP's giant head falling from the sky while me/Asiina walked off with all the money?

I can get behind that.

Don't make fun of my Julie drawing. She is an angel, with some kind of angel hair.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Ah, Man v. Terminator.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Hey, a Ted Rall video game eating tiny Doritos tacos clogging up a heart. Definitely did not think I would be laughing my rear end off at that today, but here we are.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Rarity has been sent to old-timey geisha jail. She will be breaking rocks with a shamisen until either her sentence is up or some drunken salaryman breaks her out using the ancient art of dainomaito.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Ernie. posted:

Hi this is not a jokepost.

Cena is snowed in. He wants AHM to run the veto meeting. The gods apologize for the weather California is experiencing.

I can do it. I can do it nine times.

See you at 6 pm!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Was this all just a trick to get me to quote Homestar Runner.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Mystery Men is a pretty good movie, despite all individual parts of it being mostly terrible.

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