Awful Big Brother: What to Expect when you're Expecting the Unexpected

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Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Hahaha my entry answers are awful. Hello!

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 20:18

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:55

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Hello!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy5K8ApSzhI

Britt Burns fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jan 2, 2014

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 20:36

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Dr. Hurt posted:

I can't believe they allow you internet access in kindergarten.

I'm on hold with CPS atm

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 20:46

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Sentient Data posted:

Already turning into a cookie clicker thread?

What does that mean oh god I don't want any cookies :gonk:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 21:05

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Dr. Hurt posted:

So much stabbing in the back. Why don't we stab from the side instead?

SHANK SHANK SHANK :ese:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 21:09

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Rarity posted:

The more you post this the more I'll believe you already have one

Ahahaha THIS. Every single house guest has messaged me :smug:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 22:28

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

It's easier for me to keep track of you derps in here than in the spreadsheet :saddowns:

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 23:15

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

John Cena posted:

Welcome, all of you, to Awful Big Brother. I'm glad you've had a chance to settle in, and get to know your fellow houseguests a little.

Power is something that is always important in a game like this. First and foremost, it helps guarantee safety. If you have power, you're not going anywhere. You could even dictate who actually gets to go home.

Before the game began, you were all given a copy of the Memory Wall, with the names removed, voting for someone to be the first Head of Household based solely on their Avatars. Your Personal Muse was removed for inactivity, so Veskit has taken his spot, and any potential votes he may have received. First impressions mean a lot, so we'll see if they match up with the opinions you have of the people you voted for! To make things interesting, I'm going to announce the top three vote getters for now. The winner, will be announced a little bit later.

The three highest vote getters in this competition are...

Rarity
Veskit
Dr.Hurt

I'll be back with you houseguests in a few. Enjoy.

I read this post in Chenbot's voice.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2014 23:27

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

This is SO true to life

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 01:03

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Congratulations, Spider Man! :spidey:

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 01:13

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

XyloJW posted:

I don't get the google doc thing. It seems a really backwards way to carry on a conversation.

I prefer forums posting for my outdated and inefficient communication medium.

What the hell is your username supposed to be?

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 04:11

Britt Burns: Nov 24, 2007; Biscuit Hider

Meinberg posted:

Well, which of us is more attractive? I think that'll be the deciding factor.

I think you know the answer to that question :kimchi:

# ¿ Jan 3, 2014 14:37

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:55

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Dr. Hurt posted:

What I've learned about all my fellow Big Brother Contestants is that they go to bed extremely early.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2014 15:17

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