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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

limeincoke posted:

I love how ESPN and most media outlets have Nebraska as their Big Ten East (West?) favorite for next year, yet ESPN then ranks Iowa/Wisconsin above them in a preseason poll in the next article.

I think the west will be really, really wide open.

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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

michigan hosed up

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Regnevelc posted:

no loving poo poo sherlock

are you guys that mad at hoke already? i thought he has at least another year or two

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Deteriorata posted:

Let's just say Hoke has been almost exactly what I expected thus far.

He hosed himself by setting high expectations his first year

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Deteriorata posted:

Nah, it just bought him a couple extra years. He was never going to be more than mediocre.

He is recruiting well for whatever that is worth

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

VDay posted:

I've said it before, but I love that I live in a world where grown rear end adults with Important Jobs know how to use twitter and post on message boards, but are still too stupid to realize that the things they post actually represent them and don't just go off into magical internet land where they're free from scrutiny and consequences.

I'm going to be very sad the day everyone finally learns how to not accidentally tweet blast pictures of your dick to the entire world or "accidentally" post super racist/sexist/homophobic poo poo before claiming you were hacked.

people claiming they are hacked is the best part of twitter and facebook at the moment

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

KKKLIP ART posted:

That cuts to the bone

injuries like that on top of suspensions and you will have another year like last year

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Georgia's zero tolerance policy is so loving annoying.

better than letting people get away with DUI's or assault your school's hockey team.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
it is only march

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Alouicious posted:

on the other hand Ohio State is pretty bad, VT will probably win

24 games in a row man

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
i enjoyed them getting up to "presumptive threepeat champs" and then losing twice in a row, personally

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

i am shocked that people miss the crystal football winning guy

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Please Stop Scheduling Big Ten Teams.

The MAC needs easy wins though

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Spiritus Nox posted:

Bama apparently desperate to find a non-con opponent for 2015.

It's not going to happen, but I really, really want Baylor to drop the game we have scheduled with Lamar and make this poo poo happen.

They had a wonderful opponent for 2016 2017 that they cancelled out of fear so gently caress em

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Anals of History posted:


In lighter news, Jayru Campbell's getting 60 days in jail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVPOsPQa2zk

little bit different experience than reading about it

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

He's a tremendous piece of poo poo and I eagerly await finding out what team ends up with him.

I am glad we have learned from the whole letting Chris L. Rucker play immediately after a DUI thing.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Anals of History posted:

Has MSU formally rescinded his scholarship? Really hope they have, but I haven't seenanything halfway official that says so.

If they have, I imagine Urban Meyer will be waiting outside the jail gates.

How good is he anyway? I know Cass Tech is Cass Tech, but other than that I know very little about him.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

MourningView posted:

I meant team but I am also trolling thoguh and don't care that much.


Pretty sure it is a joke, dude. And a pretty funny one!

People getting mad is often the sign of a good joke.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

AsInHowe posted:

Green jerseys and white pants, and white jerseys and green pants should've been Sparty's look all along.

And, on the first thing, as someone working closely with Detroit Public Schools, the entire issue around Campbell has been pretty obnoxious. If any other kid did that, they would basically be kicked out on the streets after one offense like that. However, Campbell's been a punk for years now, ends up assaulting a security guard, and quotes like this appear in the paper:


It's completely fair. He broke the law flagrantly, acted poorly as a result, and now is going to jail over it. It's not a one-time offender thing. And two, Cass Tech is not above the law, despite alum after alum of theirs acting like it in Detroit.

But football!

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
We could do 10-2 if OSU and Oregon are the only losses. Defense should own again, Cook should be less frustrating, but we have a decent amount of rebuilding on our o line iirc.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Wanvig posted:

Setting the stage for another Appalachian State upset :getin:

Yes please.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

BloodyO posted:

Just seen that Bama replaced Michigan State with Western Kentucky to be sacrificed at the altar of Saban in 2016.

They're scared.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Komet posted:

Delaney wants the game indoors to minimize the potential for bad weather to gently caress with the outcome of the game, especially if it means the heavy favorite getting upset and the Big Ten fails to qualify for the playoffs. Chicago is a better city in every conceivable category, but Soldier Field is outdoors.

That is by design to save America from having to watch other conferences destroy OSU in the Championship.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Komet posted:

Why are the early preseason polls putting OSU over MSU? Is Michigan State losing a lot on defense?

2 or 3 o-line losses, captain m linebacker, all American first rounder cornerback. Defense has taken hits and bounced back but even with Cook and our receivers getting better, losses on the line scare me.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I'm a big fan of whatever Rutgers fan it was who was like "Oh sure, keep talking poo poo Michigan State let's see what happens on the field" as if MSU won't skullfuck them in a hilarious manner to the tune of 4 defensive touchdowns.





I also don't know if that Rutgers fan was that cocky or if I'm just drunk.

My wife and I got invited to go to the Maryland game by an alumnus friend of ours and she said "it should be a good game, all the locals are talking poo poo."

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
i like being an adult and being able to afford more tickets each year

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
i think the wisconsin and sometimes nebraska division will be easy for wisconsin and sometimes nebraska

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

lol what a clown school

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Kim Jong Il posted:

Rutgers absolutely would be challenging for the title with even an average coach. It's that loving horrible.

nope

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

Heh. Maryland is gonna win the B1G. smdh at the haters

are you guys going to run your kicker as your 5th string qb or whatever again

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

it was actually a back-up linebacker

i was being a jerk on purpose

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Sash! posted:

Given that Rutgers went 6-7 against objectively worse teams than even lovely Big Ten teams, I'm pretty sure "challenging" for the conference means having to have beat at least two of Ohio State, Michigan State, Penn State, and Michigan and that's just not happening. And beating two of those probably still means you finished third in the division.

If Rutgers finishes third or better in its division, I will buy and consume (over the course of a few days) a cookie cake decorated with an icing crow, provided that I can find a place that will draw a crow on a cookie cake.

maybe if they are 4th behind penn state and you disqualify them due to the sanctions

i think michigan bounces back at least a bit this year though



i heard they looked okay before everyone got murdered if that helps

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Komet posted:

I like how KJI is making GBS threads on the Big Ten, but you know he got the world's hardest boner when Rutgers for the invite.

so when rutgers fails to go bowling in a garbage conference then it is an even bigger own on him

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Kim Jong Il posted:

It went 6-7 because Kyle Flood was sent back in time to destroy the program. He's the worst coach in DI by a mile.


Yeah, it's hilarious how Big Ten fans pretend their conference isn't a glorified MAC.

and enjoy being at the bottom of said bad conference

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.
reminder that MSU owns and won the rose bowl and were the undisputed kings of garbage mountain

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

R.D. Mangles posted:

wow, it's almost like college football is dominated by a small coterie of powerhouse schools that enjoy tremendous advantages in money, facilities, recruiting, fan support, and deranged finebaum people and a bunch of other teams that are sort of scrambling to fill in various beef o brady bowl games.

money isnt a factor bro it is an amateur sport

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Deteriorata posted:

Don't confuse commercialism with amateurism. College football has always been a commercial enterprise, the players more or less amateurs.

i was being sarcastic


Komet posted:

Dantonio has quietly built a monster at MSU, so at least we have more than one top tier program. Penn State is starting to trend upwards, and Michigan had enough power and wealth to turn the program around quickly, if they got a good coach. Hoke has been a great recruiter, but let's be honest that 9-3 is basically his ceiling.

i am really interested to see penn state in a few years if franklin stays at the helm
before i laugh at hoke forever, i want to see if the new OC can make their line not complete garbage

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Henchman of Santa posted:

Shilique Calhoun is going to murder the Big Ten and all of Michigan State's toughest games are at home.

I don't know how we get UM at home again but it owns.

Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I think it has something to do with the conference realigning. IIRC Dave Brandon was (justifiably) salty about it.

Of course, it also means that we have to go to Ann Arbor, Columbus and State College every other year.

Sucks but we have the rough division as it is. Not much sugar coating going to happen there.

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Chump Farts
May 9, 2009

There is no Coordinator but Narduzzi, and Shilique is his Prophet.

AsInHowe posted:

Remember when Illinois treated Michigan like a real rival? That was pretty funny.

they did have a good 2-1 run in the rich rod years

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