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Lord Windy posted:Oh I meant back to the 106ad borders. I've got the SPQR, but I'm so large now that the empire is consistently falling to pieces. Every few years I'm fighting off a holy war and each new ruler has to prove their metal by defeating a massive rebellion or two. Well, from playing the last update I suggest having a 27 diplomacy wunderkind as your emperor.
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Rincewind posted:Well, from playing the last update I suggest having a 27 diplomacy wunderkind as your emperor. Everybody loves Trajan. Or else.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 00:21 |
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Samuel posted:
Bo-ring! Blackunknown posted:
Yeah, okay, I guess? We'll get a lot more cool food, dresses, and books from trade, right? Like, okay, ##Support The Divided As One Act. Adept Nightingale posted:
Correct! Ding ding ding! Give a rag doll to the man from the Milvians! But I've got a more radical suggestion. Why merely take military power from the Douxes? Their men are merely half of their strength! They're also the richest people in the empire, because all taxation goes straight through them. Let's elminate their other power-base, then, and have the Emperor tax the people and manage the land directly. We let them keep their silly titles and give them a stipend and some land to own but not have military control over, and we shove them off to one side. Well, not really directly. That'd be really silly, wouldn't it? And the military couldn't be trusted to do it. Like, we'd get a coup. So instead, we establish a civil bureaucracy in the same way the the University operates: Meritocratic appointment by standardized tests, set by the crown. This will also mollify the Douxes, because while anyone can join, the only people who really can afford the learning necessary to run anything worth naming will naturally be from the families of the Douxes. Incidentally, that's exactly the same way that supersticious peasants say the Black Chamber operates in the stories and in those stories they work quite efficiently, but that's silly because the Black Chamber doesn't exist and never existed and why am I prattling on like this please stop staring at me. Tevery Best posted:
beefart posted:
Much prettier! Still not joining, but I don't feel embarassed to be sitting in the same chamber as it. I like the purple.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 00:28 |
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I suppose the Phanariotes are better served as a cross-party faction for now. Frankly, the political situation with the New Byzantines right now makes a mess in the wider political spectrum, so any move like that would probably be best done when things aren't as complicated.
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Rincewind posted:Well, from playing the last update I suggest having a 27 diplomacy wunderkind as your emperor. Yeah, my diplomacy 4 Empress, Phyllis the Fat, certainly didn't help after my wunderkind died at the ripe old age of 22 to depression. Mere months after he reformed the Roman Empire and took Italy and France in one fell swoop.
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Ratoslov posted:But I've got a more radical suggestion. Why merely take military power from the Douxes? Their men are merely half of their strength! They're also the richest people in the empire, because all taxation goes straight through them. Let's elminate their other power-base, then, and have the Emperor tax the people and manage the land directly. We let them keep their silly titles and give them a stipend and some land to own but not have military control over, and we shove them off to one side. Truly a brilliant idea Senator Ratoslov. A pity we cannot simply snap our fingers and reform the entire structure of the empire overnight but it serves well as a long term aspiration for the New Byzantines.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 01:40 |
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j00rBuDdY posted:
What, really? Ha-ha! In your face, Dad! Look who's the smart one now! Sorry, was that out loud? But yes, I'm rather fond of it. Some of it was inspired by some weird books we got from India about that place we get silk from, but the rest was because some tarted-up Doukessa said my dress was tacky last month, and I've been dreaming about how to route the entire empire around them so we never have to listen to them ever again ever since. I also had a plan to require the landed nobility to wear ridiculously ugly hats, but that's kind of impractial, kay?
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Ratoslov posted:
It sounds like a fine long-term goal to rally around; just the sort of thing I joined the party to get behind to begin with. ...The hat thing, I think, would require manipulation via fashion and not law; both, though, are equally a matter of politics. I support that, too.
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Tevery Best posted:
I agree with this.
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STATE OF THE WORLD: 1285 The Something Awful Forums > Games > Let's Play! › Let's Play Crusader Kings 2 What? Yet another CK2 LP? I know, I know. But this one has a twist! It's participatory! Yes, that's right-- you get to help steer the destiny of a nation! Will you lead a kingdom to greatness? Or drive it into the ground? We'll be starting at the 1285 bookmark, since this is my first Let's Play so I don't want to get stuck playing for like a zillion years! But if things go really well, maybe we can continue into Europa Univeralis? First things first, though! We need to decide who to play as! Here are some of the interesting starts we could choose from! First, there's obviously the Byzantine Empire! Hot on the heels of Valeria the Apostle's reconquest of Rome, I think it's a pretty easy start! Especially since CK2 doesn't bother modeling things like the New Byzantine split in the Senate. And look how great Trajan II's stats are! Do note that he's content, though, so we can't do things like declare imperial conquest wars or get the next theme system reform yet. For a more challenging start, there's the Bichri Empire, which is what you got after the Turks were caught in a Byzantine/Mongol trash compactor for like 200 years. They're actually a lot more powerful than they look on paper-- they've been holding their ground against the Ilkhanate lately. Downside: The current Badshah is a literal baby, since the Byzantines had just killed the last guy. The Ilkhanate itself is still sitting pretty in Persia. In spite of their conversion to Sunni, their main enemy is still the Sunni empire to their west. The Bichri have done a better job of holding them off than the Seljuks or Baytasids, though, so if we play as the Ilkhanate, don't expect it to be all doomstacks and good times. To the north is the Golden Horde. They're still Tengri, but their doomstack is also toast and most of their provinces suck. We'd have our work cut out for us if we tried them! West of the Golden Horde are the warring Rurikovich kingdoms of Kiev and Novgorod. Serbia and Croatia are busy fighting one another for control over the Danube and hopping the Byzantines don't remember they're up there. Hungary has long sat behind the safety of the Carpathian mountains and being a source of warm bodies to fill out Crusades. But maybe now's the time for them to shine? Lithuania sits in between the two, still holding true to the old gods of Baltic paganism. The Holy Roman Empire is still in the midst of the doldrums it found itself in ever since Henry IV died, but it's still one of the most powerful states in Europe. France, meanwhile, has prospered under the Jimena dynasty. By the 1285 bookmark, they're in a very good position compared to how they were doing even just a few decades earlier. Defiant Brittany is still not only maintaining independence, but carving out a little domain of their own on the northern coast of Iberia. I feel like they'd have a lot of potential as a colonial power if we export our game to EU4. The kingdoms of Wales and Scotland are in the middle of an epic struggle for dominion over Ireland. We could pick either one of them and try to add all of Ireland to our growing empire-- or take the reigns of the sleeping giant of de Conteville England and force both these Celtic upstarts out. Or we could try to take over Iberia! By 1285, the "Reconquista" had come to a screeching halt, with the Catholic kingdom of Léon and the Sunni Al-Murabitun and Banu Barghawati sultanates stuck in a threeway stalemate-- while foreign powers like France, Brittany, and Provence creep across the Pyrenees. If we really want a challenge, we could choose somewhere in Italy. Most of the Italian powers from earlier starts-- Venice, Sicily, Genoa, etc., are long gone thanks to Empress Valeria (and, in the case of Genoa, some pissed-off Bulgarians), and we'd have the Byzantines breathing down our neck. Pisa is the strongest remaining Italian republic, and they're still a major trading power in the Mediterranean-- plus, they're the one thing in between the Papal State of Orbetello and Byzantine Rome, so that's a feather in their cap. Or, if we really, really want to torment ourselves, you could vote to play as the Bulgarian mercenaries who had just destroyed the Republic of Genoa after their checks for fighting the French bounced. They named their petty kingdom New Bulgaria, since Old Bulgaria had been carved up by the Byzantines and Croatians. Is the world ready for another Bulgaria? Norway is the strongest power in Scandinavia, since by 1285 the throne of Denmark was pretty firmly in their grip. Or we could play as Sweden, since playing as somebody named "Nils Puke" is pretty hilarious. Finally, we could play as one of the powers of Africa. There's Ghana, which has been remarkably stable under the Sosso dynasty. By 1285, the previously stable Fatimid domains finally cracked. The Fatimid caliphate's control over Egypt has just slipped away, after Sultan Alam banu Fatimiyyun improbably claimed the title of the defunct Crusader kingdom of Jerusalem and seized most of Egypt and the Holy Land for a rival Fatimid state. And then, finally, there's the absurdly rich Republic of Somalia-- more prosperous than ever under the tolerant Mu'tazilite leadership of Boqor Kooge Shiikh. TRADE MAP OOC: Rest in loving pieces, Genoa. RELIGION MAP CULTURE MAP OOC: Please take these with a GIANT grain of salt. When I convert this, I'll be going over culture and religion with a fine tooth comb, so if we continue to hold, say, Anatolia and Italy, there will be way more Turks, Italians, Sunni, and Catholics than you see here. But we have like a zillion vassals and they're all using their own court chaplains to convert, so RIP Catholicism. WORLD MAP, 1285
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OOC: I've changed my mind. I'm totally in the Somalia faction. Is that a trading post in the Black Sea? I kind of want those crazy guys to end up being one of our great rivals in Vicky.
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Ratoslov posted:OOC: I've changed my mind. I'm totally in the Somalia faction. Is that a trading post in the Black Sea? I kind of want those crazy guys to end up being one of our great rivals in Vicky. The Somalian Republic is one of my favourite things in this LP.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 03:02 |
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OOC: Well they had better stop taking territory north then. They're getting a little too close to the old Aegyptus borders.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 03:04 |
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It's a disgrace. Moneylenders and Sunnis dancing on Prester John's grave!
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Ghetto Prince posted:
It's true, we have been steadily developing something resembling an ideology over time. Two hundred years ago, when the Komnenoi's place on the throne was far from secure, fanatical loyalty to their house was itself a dramatic political statement, but these days it seems more likely to prompt a response of "so what?" I'm not saying we should abandon our devotion to the ruling dynasty, but rather it may be time to clarify what that devotion really means. The Komnenian Party understands that the source of our empire's strength and stability is not its brave legions or gilded cities or even our Christian piety, but rather the authority and prestige of our rulers. It is therefor the duty of the senate to propose measures that expand imperial power while safeguarding the ruling Komnenos or Komnena from all threats to either their person or reputation. To that end, we believe in: *Amicable and productive relations between the Crown and its vassals. Reforming the Theme system and curbing the power of ambitious Douxes is important, but such efforts should never come at the expense of short-term stability. Our goals should be to prevent civil wars, not cause them. *The establishment of stable and defensible frontiers. Endless, belligerent expansion is a recipe for over-extension at home and a tarnished reputation abroad. Rather, if we must expand, we should do so cautiously, taking no more than we can readily defend and being careful to avoid any accusations of warmongering. *Demonstrating the greatness of the Komnenoi through festivals, public works, and patronage of the arts. We must challenge those who would portray our rulers as uncouth warlords or ill-bred upstarts with proof of the sophistication, benevolence, and piety of the Komnenoi. For the sake of the legacy and legitimacy of our rulers, we must prove to all that life in the Komnenian Empire is both more prosperous and more civilized than the dark ages that preceded it. *Partying.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 04:34 |
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Sweden. The Puke dynasty shall lead us to victory. Vote you go punch the Empire in the teeth and get the Pope the Vatican back.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 04:39 |
If this is an actual vote, then let's go with Ghana. West Africa seems more interesting under this mod set, and its either there or Somalia for me.
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I like those byzantines. It's been so long since we had a decent greek playthrough on this forum.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 04:47 |
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I want to vote Byzantines, but that would almost be too easy, considering that historically they go on to restore the Pentarchy and end the Schism. Crusader Kings 2 impresses me because it has so much detail on the Catholics, they were in schism with the Orthodox church for just a couple hundred years before the Bishop of Rome was crushed. So maybe doing something else might be called for??
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 04:51 |
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Fine, fine. If we're all gong to be little baby-mans about playing nations, I shall change my vote to Ghana instead. It is a great and terrible shame that Grey went with Wales instead. A Ghana play-through by him would have been amazing.
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NewMars posted:Fine, fine. If we're all gong to be little baby-mans about playing nations, I shall change my vote to Ghana instead. It is a great and terrible shame that Grey went with Wales instead. A Ghana play-through by him would have been amazing. Meh, I'm glad he went with Wales. I'm hoping he's far enough north that we can maybe have a Grey LP that does not feature yet another flawless and effortless conquest of Iberia.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:06 |
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As a proud Altaic Greek, I would like to see if we could pull off a Crimean game. Give my cousins a chance, you know?
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:07 |
OOC: You know, this would be an interesting set-up for a multiplayer game, but I don't it would be a good fit for this particular LP.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:10 |
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Somalia looks really interesting. Is that a trading post over in the Pillars of Hercules? (where do I go to ask a quick question about modding a EUIV transfer save? There are many CKII threads out there! More than one mentions changing things during the transfer.)
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Alrighty. I've been consulting with some of my besties from college, ex-boyfriends, and some of Dad's old friends, and a few starving artist types that kind of showed up on my couch, and I've got a proposal. I've got some other ideas, but I think everyone can get behind this one, for sure. The first is the Academy of Weights and Measures Act. Commerce in the Empire is chaotic, bros. When you go to the wine mechant and buy a bottle of wine, you have no idea how much wine, precisely, is in that bottle. It's all over the place. Same with bolts of cloth. One seller's selling by the old Roman foot, one by the digit, one by the reed even. And everyone's rulers are different lengths, even for the same units! It's madness, right? So, I'm proposing a single bureaucracy to regulate weights and measures, ensure fair and equitable sales, and to produce precise tools for such measurement. 'Course, the selection of the units will be left to the Emperor himself and his appointed executors. Pretty cool, huh? Also, every wine or beer glass in use in public houses, cafes, restaurants, tea-houses, or whatever will be required to have a line showing a standard volume of wine or beer. None in the empire shall fear a short pour again!
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:37 |
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I'm very confused. Are we changing nations? Why?
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:40 |
TravelLog posted:I'm very confused. Are we changing nations? Why? Odds are good that we are not actually changing nations. Rincewind uses various forms of epistolary formats to provide the context to the LP's updates. This particular update, whose purpose was to show off the state of the world, used the format of a Something Awful Crusader Kings 2 LP OP, in a bit of metaness.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:43 |
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That's what I thought at first, but then people started voting on nations.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 05:49 |
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Somalia seems like it might actually be pretty fun to play in an EU4 conversion, assuming it stays about the same size it already is.
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 06:19 |
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TravelLog posted:That's what I thought at first, but then people started voting on nations. OOC: Well, you know, it's no fun if no one goes along with it. Also, on the off chance that it is real, it would be fun to play as another nation for a little while.
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Sindai posted:Somalia seems like it might actually be pretty fun to play in an EU4 conversion, assuming it stays about the same size it already is. In consideration of its performance in CK2, it would need absolutely ridiculous national ideas, of course. Also: I was loving Somalia before it was cool. DentedLamp fucked around with this message at 06:35 on Mar 21, 2014 |
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Totes voting for Ghana. Let's be even more successful by emulating another well loved LPer!
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 07:43 |
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Voting Pisa - President McCain spent years as a POW in the Democratic Republic of North Somalia, we shouldn't be making fun of his sacrifice Duckbag posted:
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 08:18 |
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I don't see how so many of you can vote against Puke dynasty Sweden. Think of the potential for party names! If this LP is to be a success, it needs a unique theme, we can't retread the successes of the past like all the worshipers of Alexios on the Paradox Forums who play Byzantines. We need a challenge. People always pick the tags that were really successful IRL like England or Somalia or Byzantine Empire->Rome, why not play as one of the big losers and turn it around?
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 08:19 |
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Man, that King Arthur nearly lives up to the hype of the original one. If only he was brave instead of craven
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: It has been four years since Valeria the Apostle has passed away. : As my own reign is now secure, my vassals having dispensed with the traditional civil war they typically celebrate coronations with, it is now time for the Senate to undergo a political realignment. : I trust you are all familiar with the factions jockeying for power? The Old Romans (OR) --Unitas (UN) : There are the Old Romans, whom I imagine are great admirers of Valeria the Apostle. The New Byzantines (NB) --Steppes and Republics (SR) --Loyalists (LY) --Centrists (CN) --Pragmatists (PR) : There are the New Byzantines, who have led the Senate for nearly the entire Komnenos Renaissance, but have perhaps lost sight of their ideals after so long in power. The Milvians (ML) --Fraternalists (FR) : There are the Milvians, who grow tantalizingly closer to their dream of restoring the Pentarchy... The Komnenians (KM) --Hellenic Restoration (HR) : The Komnenians, who recognize just who it was who made all this possible. The Discordians (DC) --Hellenic Restoration (HR) --Guiding Light (GL) --True Religion's Advocates In Time Of Rebellion & Strife (TR) --The People (TP) : And the Discordians-- a vivid reminder of the many laws and customs that make the person of a Senator sacrosanct, no matter how radical their ideas. As well as these cross-party factions: The New Marians like horses. The Expansionists like painting things purple. The Phanariotes like that University we built for them. : Finally, for your reference, here are the current laws of the empire: Italian Re-Conquista Act (Reconquer Italy! But, um, in a non-Old Roman way) The Pilgrimage Protection Act (Protect Pilgrims by starting a bloody, chaotic war in the Holy Land to annex it) The Nova Mediterranean Act (conquer Black Sea coast) University Construction Act (Build a university) Use Caution, Empress Act (Try to avoid wars the empire can't win) VOTING INSTRUCTIONS!! IMPORTANT!! READ OR DIE!!!!!!! [b]PLEASE FORMAT YOUR VOTES AS SHOWN BELOW! You can add more to your post, obviously, but please make these a bit easier to count by copying the relevant BBcode below! Yes, even the dumb poundsigns. I'm from tradgames, that's how we do our votes in Mafia or BSG or whatever, and they'll make votes stand out from things that aren't votes, so just indulge me here. If you vote for cross-party faction in addition to your main party, just paste that vote code underneath your main vote. If you're in a sub-party of one of the main parties (e.g., T.R.A.I.T.O.R.S. or Unitas or whoever, just vote for that one party, not that party and its parent party. I'll know which category to put you in! code:
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 08:56 |
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##Vote Komnenians I'm confident that our platform needs no adjustment. Let's just keep supporting the Family that made it all possible!
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# ? Mar 21, 2014 09:08 |
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##Vote Old Romans I can't start wearing pants now, I choose BYZANTINE SUPREMACY, for CK2
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##Vote Old Romans No Seriously are we close to restoring the Roman Empire? Roman Ideas in EU4 are awesome Horsebanger fucked around with this message at 09:22 on Mar 21, 2014 |
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##Vote Old Romans
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