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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
I'm 95% certain the name changed from Games Day because they didn't want people associating The Hobby (tm) with games of any kind. They're Forging Their Narrative.

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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
This is a PERFECT example of Games Workshop's problem solving philosophy.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
I'm fairly confident that Rifts and 40k are the same setting. Though it raises the question of who handles their IP worse: GW or Palladium?

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Daedleh posted:

The uncertainly should come from how effective your assault is - i.e. do you flub your to-hit/to-wound rolls and does your opponent make a stupid amount of armour saves. Not a single dice roll to determine whether you actually make it or not, leaving you smack bang in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, 3" away from the target, with the entire enemy army pointing their guns at you.

I love that people always say "but the average is 7" - it's your own fault for being more than that away!", ignoring that the AVERAGE is 7", but you still have a 42% chance of failing that even before any casualties from overwatch are taken off. Hell, even 5" away you'll still fail it 28% of the time before any casualties.

With casualties being taken from the front, you can often end up an extra 2-3" away after overwatch.

This! Not to mention the melee to-hit chart means you never get a better chance to hit than 3+ or worse than 5+ no matter how great the discrepancy in WS. Unless you're Kharn.

Edit: And if you fail the charge, you're stuck within 12" of yet another round of enemy fire, this time at full BS.

ThNextGreenLantern fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 30, 2014

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Mormon Star Wars posted:

What kind of goofy discussion is this?

NEW BET:

WHAT WILL BE THE LAST CODEX TO RECEIVE AN UPDATE?

You know it's gonna be CHAOS DEMONS.

Space Marines. After they update all the others, they will keep issuing updates to Space Marines. Even after GW folds, there will be a new Space Marine codex in shops every 3 years.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Well, guess I can stop reading this thread now. Oh, I didn't actually place a bet yet.

My prediction:
GW WILL NEVER DIE. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH OF FINELY DETAILED CAST RESIN.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

S.J. posted:

ignore all text and what he wrote

That is what the Quote button is for.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Whenever I see a Sister of Battle, I immediately think "Lady Gaga".

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

NTRabbit posted:

Are you suggesting that the Sisters of Battle and the Emperor are caught in a bad romance?

I'm saying the Grey Knights left their heads and their hearts on the dance floor along with their bones.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Proper packaging is otiose in a niche.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
WMH kits also include the rules for the unit you just bought!

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Man, I missed a lot of the fun here while I was playing Warhammer 40k with a friend. Most of the posts are people who are upset and flabbergasted that Serious Gaylord continues to stand up for the boxes.

Now, I'm not one to start randomly pulling GW quotes out of context, but if "the hobby is buying" "these jewel-like objects of wonder" we call "Citadel miniatures", then I'd expect a pretty box to entice me to purchase them. When I first saw a plain white GW box, it immediately made me think of a cheap toy from a cereal mail-in promotion.

Edit: I was mostly mad because I didn't find a translucent Ghost Obi-Wan figure in the box.

ThNextGreenLantern fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Aug 2, 2014

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Really, the way that they're packaged doesn't have an impact on the amount of enjoyment I get from assembling, painting, and playing with them. I just wanted to be snarky. It looked fun. I would take all of the models having a plain white box if they could divert those funds to improving the rules.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

petrol blue posted:

Dear Santa, for Christmas this year I'd like a picture of dear emperor, the same as every year.

"WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT SANTA?!" And then, petrol blue's planet got the greatest gift of all, EXTERMINATUS.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Not a viking posted:

4 million GBP website

If you say this into a mirror 3 times with the lights off, Serious Gaylord will appear and correct you.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Daedleh posted:

Guess who's changing name



Is it Chiswick High Road? Is that getting a name change?

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

An Angry Bug posted:

Great, now they've started putting their own stores in blank packaging.

It's fine, those stores are only intended to be direct order, not appear on shop shelves.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Gatormen are the best. They have witch doctors and luchadores.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Well, their official corporate policy IS "Games Workshop is. Games Workshop was. Games Workshop will be."

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

JerryLee posted:

We had a thread for just that but it failed because goon projects. Maybe having it be competitive rather than collaborative would get some would-be game designers to get off their asses instead of just being idea people?

"Hey guys, this is a thread to fix 40k"
"Okay, let's do [rules change proposed]"
"No. Don't start proposing new rules until we have a leader. We need a leader. But not me."
(two days later)
"What does everyone think of [proposed rules change]?"
"We don't have a leader yet. We need a leader before we propose rules changes. But not me."
(Repeat until thread dies)

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
40k is a Premium Product because you can collect Citadel (TM) miniatures to play with Games Workshop (TM) rules and read the Black Library (TM) fiction. Why oh why aren't their paints and modelling tools made by Hive Fleet Hobby? That would make it even MORE Premium.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Self quote from the other thread.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Omar al-Bishie posted:

as someone who hasn't touched a game of 40k in a few years can someone explain what on earth D is

A weapon with a Strength rating of D is a Destroyer weapon, and it rolls on the following chart instead of To-Wound or Armour Penetration

No saving throws of any kind are allowed, nor are Feel No Pain or Reanimation Protocols, etc.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

MasterSlowPoke posted:

They're rebooting it.

Booting it into the TRASH.:iceburn:

ro5s posted:

Has anyone ever done a Fallout minis game? That seems like it could be awesome for a Necrromunda style, persistent campaign.

There's this Russian guy who makes Brotherhood of Steel/Super Mutant minis

Brother Vinni
http://www.brother-vinni.com/shop.htm#!/~/category/id=5965003&offset=0&sort=normal

ThNextGreenLantern fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Apr 20, 2015

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Ugh. I did not venture beyond the Fallout ripoff section, and it looks like I made a wise choice.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
I tried to switch to WarmaHordes, but nobody in my area will play it.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

S.J. posted:

sounds like your area sucks

Yep, unless you want to play Magic, 40k, or Magic.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Hollismason posted:

Is it very expensive to play?

Warmahordes is pretty huge in Chicago, Imma try to buy one of those special army deals and just play that.

Everything FrostyPox said, AND you can actually buy models online for a good discount if that's a deciding factor.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
I don't X-Wang because I don't like vehicle/ship combat, but it still sounds tempting.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

BULBASAUR posted:

I'm confused about how Hollismason's husband had his child.

I figured he was quoting Dakka or something.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Combo Breaker!

The other thread got.... Weird. The quality of the posts is more appalling than the murder porn.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
drat, I should have made my name ThNextMoola

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Kai Tave posted:

SLAM SECTOR

Oh man, does anyone know if Dak ended up dying offscreen since I left? I'm too scared to check myself.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Daedleh posted:


Some Guy posted:

Lemme break down why 40k is the best game ever

Infinity- pfft
Warpath- Come on
Drop Zone Commander- You kidding me?
Warmachine- Get real
Warzone Resurrection- HEH
MERCS- Don't even get me started


This guy has the right of it, man. Also, don't Edition Wars guys, it's tearing us apart.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
Last year, I purchased the Deadzone starter along with the faction starters for Marauders and Rebels. After assembling the minis, I put all of it back in the box (except the terrain) and haven't looked at it since. They were such a pain to assemble, I just don''t want to look at them. Have their plastics improved?

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Daedleh posted:

This needs to be posted whenever Mantic is mentioned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTUAkqn_A7E

Mantic is good people. I can't wait for Warpath to become a full thing.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Moola posted:

thats an guardsman sergeant who got angry

not scrunt

I may have been the scrunt responsible for giving the traitor guard 'roid rage

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Phoon posted:

What the gently caress!?

E: I looked at the website £45??!!

And they're releasing a new one already??

I think you will find that this is a good thing because
:goonsay:

....I've never made a "farrrrrrt" post, but drat GW is pushing it.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Omar al-Bishie posted:

how exactly would one hear a rumor about a fake character in a fake tabletop game setting hiding in a fake sector of a fake galaxy

They read it on BoLS

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ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Paranoid Dude posted:

It seriously seems like the only reason GW are still around is because they spent so long cultivating their brand so that it's a bit of a house-hold name in nerd culture.

I just await the day when WarmaHordes emerges as the true champion of Wargaming.

You know how in 40k the Emperor of Mankind is a barely living corpse of an entity everyone constantly reveres but hasn't actually done anything tangibly useful in thousands of years, and whose existence is only possible by the countless sacrifice of his own hapless subjects? It's completely unrelated, I just think 40k fluff is cool.

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