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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Since the old Deal Extreme thread from 2012 vanished from the forums forever, let's have a fun new one!

DX.COM is the place to go if you need to buy anything from a Cute ABS Gentleman Bear Mug Cup with Lid...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skLT-OVM1jA
Video comes complete with unlicensed use of Bic Runga's NZ hit song "Sway" for some reason

to a Ceiling Fan for Camping with 18 white LEDs in it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w8m56gPmJM

Or maybe a Rechargeable Snail Lamp?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h10rbgr6Vf0

What about Something You Won't Get Arrested For Having Sent To You?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ecnK1NLcks


So go forth, goons, and post things you find and things you buy!

Get drunk and order 800 1" smiley face stickers and be freaked out when they turn up 7 - 70 days later!

Perfect for Christmas! (order now to make sure things actually come before Christmas 2014)

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
Here's another classic: king double ceramic knives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZh70prVt8

Mince Pieface
Feb 1, 2006

Dealextreme brings you the latest science in pen technology

the boobpen
http://dx.com/p/funny-black-ink-ball-pen-28630#.UuDCvrSIa70

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Gonna order a ton of those dynamite clocks for random birthday gifts

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Fried Watermelon posted:

Gonna order a ton of those dynamite clocks for random birthday gifts

Fried Watermelon was last seen being dragged to Gitmo screaming "They're just bomb shaped puzzle games from China I swear!"

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
There are several sites like DX and I think that http://alibaba.com is the best one (they are more of a wholesale site, their consumer site is http://aliexpress.com).

For example, if you need Sex Product they have you covered.

Or...

Black rear end that the most fashion sex products with vagina for men
NSFW

Black rear end that the most fashion posted:

You have always dreamt about f*cking a petite little shorty so what are you waiting for. Grab some lube grab your cock and f*ck this little spinner silly.

bigperm has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Jan 24, 2014

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I got one of these Mao lighters back when there was a GBS DX thread.

Unfortunately, they seem to be sold out ATM.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Amazon isn't one to be beaten by the foreign hordes, if you need a 55 gallon drum of lube they're the place to go!




It even comes with a free pump! :patriot:

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Mince Pieface posted:

Dealextreme brings you the latest science in pen technology

the boobpen
http://dx.com/p/funny-black-ink-ball-pen-28630#.UuDCvrSIa70

I've seen vibrators that were more discreet than that. If that's a pen, where's the pen part?

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

Improbable Lobster posted:

I got one of these Mao lighters back when there was a GBS DX thread.

Unfortunately, they seem to be sold out ATM.

I used to have a waving Chairman Mao watch years back. I really liked it, but the waiving arm fell off after a month or two.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
Newfrog is another one. At newfrog, you can get this tasteful Osama bin Laden Shape Car Cigarette Lighter Vehicle Cigar lighter Socket.



Or a sticker for your car.




bigperm posted:

There are several sites like DX and I think that http://alibaba.com is the best one (they are more of a wholesale site, their consumer site is http://aliexpress.com).

For example, if you need Sex Product they have you covered.

I'm interested, but is $5 per piece of sex product a good price?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Noni posted:

I'm interested, but is $5 per piece of sex product a good price?

Deal Extreme also has a sex toy shop site, and here's one of the category descriptions:

quote:

Lenoard's long suspicious shower isn't just showed up in TV play "The Big Bang Theory", it is a part of our daily life. Everybody loves sex in the shower. To have sex with your partner or alone dildos are always the great companion. Dildos are available in various materials, sizes and textures. Each kind heightens distinctive levels of arousal and intensity, select one to enhance your foreplay and extends intercourse.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
Only $2.43

Carbon Thief
Oct 11, 2009

Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.
I got one of these Obama coin purses (and a Mao lighter) last time we had a DX thread:


Barack Obama Image Pattern Cloth Pouch Bag with Keychain

Now they have a gear shift knob to match!


Cool Barack Obama Style Resin Car Gear Shift Knob

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012



My log saw something that night (it's better than bad, its good!)

teen witch has a new favorite as of 03:46 on Jan 24, 2014

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Great for car decoration you say? Sign me up!

I'm posting from my phone but the Thomas/Voltron toy is a favorite of mine
http://dx.com/p/thomas-robots-train-transformer-assembly-toy-red-green-blue-111349#.UuHR_HNQ3qA

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

This was my first purchase on DX and one of my favorites:
http://dx.com/p/jet-1300-c-butane-lighter-1320#.UuHTuRAo6Ht

only torch lighter I've ever used that lights 99.9% of the time when I press the button

jgrrr
Oct 3, 2007

&

Wild EEPROM posted:

Here's another classic: king double ceramic knives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZh70prVt8

this video improves with repeated watchings.

what a good knife!

Cheapsteaks
Apr 25, 2008

Getting a heavy metal avatar leads to far fewer regrets than a heavy metal tattoo.

NotAnArtist posted:

Great for car decoration you say? Sign me up!

I'm posting from my phone but the Thomas/Voltron toy is a favorite of mine
http://dx.com/p/thomas-robots-train-transformer-assembly-toy-red-green-blue-111349#.UuHR_HNQ3qA

The first DealExtreme thread inspired me to order one of these bad mofos. I was pumped as hell when it arrived long after I had given up on seeing it.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Wild EEPROM posted:

Here's another classic: king double ceramic knives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKZh70prVt8

I hesitate to ask but, what knife turns fruit black and 'strange' tasting?
What steel knives do they use in China!?

(Is it a mistranslation of the browning that happens to fruit?)

Fashionably Great
Jul 10, 2008

Could someone translate this for me? I'm seriously considering buying this for my car but want to know if the text translates out to "I AM A CHEAP HOOKER ;-*" or something.

I love DX's sex toy site, intimate gadgets:

:nws: This looks like a creepy foot, :nws: but turn it over and...



:nws: There's also a hand version: :nws:

Hummingbirds
Feb 17, 2011

I NEED this
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cat-pillow-cat-bolster-cartoon-cat-cushion-chromophous-birthday-gift/734383632.html

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_0KoqSs3D4
Knockoff costumes are horrifying.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
This might be the most unfortunate naming for a condom ever made:



http://dx.com/p/innokids-creative-condom-style-pvc-rubber-mouse-pad-blue-237996

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I ordered off DX a combination watch and lighter. When it arrived neither the watch nor the lighter worked.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Buying poo poo off DX is pretty much exactly the same as playing a slot machine

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Postal Parcel posted:

I hesitate to ask but, what knife turns fruit black and 'strange' tasting?
What steel knives do they use in China!?

(Is it a mistranslation of the browning that happens to fruit?)

Carbon steel will do that. Fun fact: before stainless steel became popular, knives designed to cut fruit were made of silver. Silver doesn't react with the acids in fruit, which is what causes the weird metallic tang and blackening of fruits/veggies cut with carbon steel.

falconry
Oct 9, 2012
I've never actually ordered anything from DealExtreme, but this demo of the Unique Simulative Night Vision Goggles was my favorite thing to come out of the last thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9JqfT_BlrQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
http://dx.com/p/halloween-black-long-face-ghost-mask-black-red-249917#.Uuc7IRDTnIU

Totally not racist.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Is that supposed to be a mask of a white person wearing blackface? That is legit horrifying.

Here's a nice Obama mask for contrast:

http://dx.com/p/stylish-obama-figure-costume-mask-124898



Edit: I saw some guy in my office using this to peel oranges. It seemed to work extremely well, but he refused to tell me where he got it. Now I know:

twoday has a new favorite as of 12:22 on Jan 28, 2014

Falcon2001
Oct 10, 2004

Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
Pillbug
man now I need the link to that orange peeler thing.

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

Sure, Jailbot was broken, but
weren't we all at some point? :(

This one is just strange.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Falcon2001 posted:

man now I need the link to that orange peeler thing.

http://dx.com/p/ring-style-abs-orange-peel-device-white-171520

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

- - -

Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 07:37 on Apr 3, 2014

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
If anyone ends up buying some of those rare earth magnets, be careful because they are very brittle and your liable to wind up with tiny super-magnetic shards shooting all over the place.

JuHoZ
May 13, 2009
drat you guys. Just found about this site and now I'm waiting for a couple of cool looking oil lighters.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
:nws: http://dx.com/p/spray-your-friend-giant-water-gun-water-spraying-toy-15185#.UuhoPHn0A6g

The detailed pictures make me extremely uncomfortable. :nws:

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Falcon2001 posted:

man now I need the link to that orange peeler thing.

Peel oranges AND stay erect at the same time!!!

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts


Is the grip a stress ball? Feels like they missed out on an opportunity there.

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WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

User SuperOrgasm wants a less brown version. Guys, racism is alive and well in the novelty squirters industry. :( http://club.dx.com/reviews/text/15185/135774

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