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Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

If you're that bossy the shelter you're designing better be amazing. Although even if it is, you probably should pitch in and help?

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Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Hmm, wonder if J'Tia's basing her gameplay on Francescashaca.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

blue squares posted:

Tony thinks the public has a much higher opinion of cops than we really do

He also claims he spends every day jumping from roof top to roof top and scaling fences and basically everything else you see on tv.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

Pinterest Mom posted:

The decision was second bag of rice or clue. Morgan lied and said the decision was shelter or clue, and she chose shelter.

Ah thanks. That was pretty sharp of her.

Pulling for Cliffy - people were probably going to assume he played ball but it sucks he got recognized immediately

Fooz
Sep 26, 2010


Yeah this is textbook first boot material.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ghostpilot posted:

Hmm, wonder if J'Tia's basing her gameplay on Francescashaca.

She's more NaOnka

Alhara
Aug 21, 2007
J'Tia graduated from my alma mater and I was so prepared to support her, but there's no way she survives her first tribal council, is there?

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Unmerciful posted:

Ah thanks. That was pretty sharp of her.

Pulling for Cliffy - people were probably going to assume he played ball but it sucks he got recognized immediately

This can work to his advantage. Things don't tend to work well for people who attempt to conceal their identities.

sportsgenius86 posted:

She's more NaOnka

Maybe, but NaOnka was never voted out.

First.

Twice.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Why did Jeff give them regional tribe names if he's not going to use them?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Why would you put your chest upside down? Gonna backfire

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Brain tribe not so smart it would seem.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Man, J'Tia begging to be eliminated first.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

The brains tribe has at least definitively proven that dress shirt + shorts is a really terrible combination

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
WTF is with the girls wearing underwear instead of bathing suit bottoms, at least?

Fooz
Sep 26, 2010


I don't think the brain tribe is all that fit for survivor in general.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

hahahaha this tribe

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Fooz posted:

I don't think the brain tribe is all that fit for survivor in general.

Thinking the same thing.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Holy gently caress they suck.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

SteveVizsla posted:

WTF is with the girls wearing underwear instead of bathing suit bottoms, at least?

CBS gets to choose their outfit

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Ahahaha David looks like such a loving goober

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Brain tribe sucks but Jeff is laying it on a bit thick.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

What a meltdown... good Lord.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZVdR19E5mU

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Brains got completely smoked.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Fast Luck posted:

Brain tribe sucks but Jeff is laying it on a bit thick.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
Seeya J'Tia.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I see that Jeff is out of the gate with the unbearable over the top challenge commentary. Promises to be a great season!

"If there was ever a time the brains tribe needed to use their brains, it's NOW!! [in the first challenge!]"
"Kass and J'Tia need to go faster than humanly possible to catch up!! This is pathetic!!"

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Get rid of the chick barking orders but doing nothing.

SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Fooz posted:

I don't think the brain tribe is all that fit for survivor in general.

The thing is, they're each going to think they have the best strategy, like the girls on Beauty all think they're the hottest. None of Survivor's puzzles are that difficult, to the point that some people might not be able to figure them out. If someone managed to get on the show they're at least smart enough to do the tasks. But those teams also have some strength, while Brains has none.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
People are saying this as though Jeff has ever been subtle.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes

Ghostpilot posted:

Why did Jeff give them regional tribe names if he's not going to use them?

Because there will be a tribal switch later on

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Get rid of the chick barking orders but doing nothing.
B-b-ut she's a nuclear engineer.
What if they need to enrich uranium down the road?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

sportsgenius86 posted:

She's more NaOnka
J'Tia is a nuclear engineer...

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Fast Luck posted:

J'Tia is a nuclear engineer...

Yeah but she's black, and has been edited as mildly annoying in the first three days. Case closed

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

xbilkis posted:

Yeah but she's black, and has been edited as mildly annoying in the first three days. Case closed

Survivor history doesn't lie. :shrug:

Edit: Oooooh if Garrett goes, I'll be so happy.

Unmerciful
Sep 14, 2008

David's thinking waaay too ahead - he's going to completely isolate himself.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

Hahah Marlins guy is playing WAYYYYY to loving far ahead.

I'm all for thinking ahead but not on like day 2.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

J'Tia, See Ya, Wouldn't Wanna Be Ya

e: THIS LADY IS loving STUPID HOLY poo poo

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Thinking about day 39 on day 3 is dumb. Telling your tribe you're thinking about day 39 on day 3 is extremely dumb.

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SteveVizsla
Mar 19, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?
Garrett is literally their only chance at winning something. Dumb douche.

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