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Elodie's depressed; let her sit in her room and write emo songs about her dead mom all week. Instrument in the morning then Voice in the evening.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2014 18:01 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 17:12 |
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Gaz-L posted:Given how Elodie's stats start, she may literally not know what it is right now. I have to wonder what they were teaching her at the boarding school. Was it basically an overgrown daycare center for the children of nobles and the grotesquely wealthy, rather than an actual school where people get actual educations? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 2, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 04:34 |
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MegaZeroX posted:You look well, niece. Wow, gently caress that guy. He was hoping Elodie had already contracted tuberculosis, wasn't he? Poor Elodie must be really missing her time with the dogs already. They didn't have any ulterior motives; they didn't have any designs on her or her birthright -- they just loved her, and asked for nothing else in return. Let her spend some time in the garden and reflect, then begin learning to dance in the mornings. She should start learning divination in the afternoon, too, because I'm hosed if her relatives and advisers will ever tell her anything other than "you look exceptionally pretty today and why haven't you died yet."
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2014 23:47 |
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What's up with this dog? It doesn't look anything like a dog. We have no interest in it, only in dogs. Our palace is a dog palace and only dog visitors are welcome. Keep it in the dungeon pending assessment of its usefulness as dog food.
Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Feb 4, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2014 00:34 |
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Attend service and pray to the dog god. Once you're done with that, go and learn more about dogs and then about falcons (a wholly inferior sort of dog, but still a dog we must learn about as part of our highly important royal studies.)
Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Feb 5, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 5, 2014 02:10 |
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Look down! Pet it, hug it, let it slurp your precious princess face! Then sit alone in your room and collect mail-order dog art and plushies until the royal bedchamber resembles a canine-themed Anime Room. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Feb 6, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 6, 2014 00:51 |
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The Mighty Biscuit posted:See that big -2.00 on History? That means we get a really vastly reduced amount of points from any of the sub skills. We only get 3 points per tic compared to the usual 5 points per tic. Since our skills mean our survival, we need to make good use of every class. Never take a class with such a huge penalty attached. We normally get 2 skillpoints per weekday (10 per week); if we have a -2 penalty we get exactly zero points from our studies. Being a willful little girl all of a sudden, Elodie's in the perfect mood to start training her new canine advisor in the ways of statecraft. Double up on Internal Affairs; have the puppy learn about each noble house's favorite flower. In time, you will be able to teach him to urinate on those flowers at your command -- and then you will need only say a renegade duchess's name, and your puppy will sally forth across the kingdom to desecrate her holdings.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2014 02:08 |
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Don't wear it! Only the royal puppy deserves such a wondrous gift as this.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2014 03:20 |
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GrizzlyCow posted:Completion of skill category. Note that we have one skill in the Physical skills tree at 50%. We have one skill out of 12 at 50%. That's about 5% or 0.05 (actually 4.2% but whatever). It looks like a different formula, given that in every skill category the category bonus is just our total skillpoints in that category divided by 1000. In social, we have 20 points, and receive a +0.02 skillpoints/day bonus to training, and so forth for the other categories. Now that the puppy has been initiated in the ways of internal affairs, we should prepare it for ventures beyond our borders. It will need to learn the arts of seduction and genetic warfare, so train Falcons to build rapport with the great storks that shall deliver countless litters to the enemy kennels, sired by our secret agent. Then, train ciphering so that we may develop a common language for all of these newborn canine infiltrators to report with, from all corners of the world.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 01:30 |
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So, are we trying to actually win our first playthrough and voting for the Best Possible Options every week according to whatever gamefaqs said?
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2014 03:27 |
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Dip him in barbecue sauce and feed him to the puppy. Royal barbecue sauce; such a noble creature deserves no less. I applaud your decision to forgo the catsuit for now, as the poor creature might become angered and try to chase Elodie up a tree. Heaven knows she spends enough time in the garden already. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Feb 15, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 15, 2014 04:58 |
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GrizzlyCow posted:We all know that school didn't tech Elodie nothing about life. However, I figure most forms of mathematics is probably above everyone who isn't an academic or engineer considering the setting. Elodie's new found ability to add together numbers with a sum larger than 10 without taking off the royal crocs is a great party trick. Considering that Elodie killed the printing press, she'll probably be the only person in Nova with access to decent mathematics textbooks for about a century.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 02:45 |
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Penakoto posted:Presence X 2, if we're (finally) going to get violent, we should also get intimidating. As the adventures of the Ixionite diplomat taught us, presence is less about looking intimidating to somebody and more about having that somebody discover that we've beheaded all his friends and loved ones and are planting the heads in unexpected and hilarious locations around his home. Let's learn how to do that, presence x2. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Feb 16, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 16, 2014 05:28 |
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That planting ceremony sounds really dumb. Instead, we shall awe the masses with our mastery over animals! Our all-conquering presence allow us to make any horse in Nova perform fabulous tricks once its gaze meets ours, so we must prepare the most spectacular dog and pony show Anime Continent has ever seen! Train horses. All the horses.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 01:21 |
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Shaming sounds like the way to go, since as we know, Elodie is useless at anything other than standing around and pouting at people. I mean goddamn look at that Presence score. I'll bet that the last time someone tried to assassinate her it played out like this: : Yer reign of terror has gone on long enough, ya little wretch! Because yeh cut the funding to the hospital project both of my children died of da creepin' itch before the doctor could -- : WHY YES YOUR MAJESTY I WILL GLADLY TAKE THIS MELON BALLER AND TURN MYSELF INTO A BOWL OF DELICIOUS PUPPY CHOW : AFTER I BATHE Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Feb 23, 2014 |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2014 02:42 |
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Sounds like it's time to force the boy into marriage as a political plot to claim regency and control his lands. That's probably why mom married such a lovely dad; she was doing the same thing. Wear your catsuit to the wedding too, to drive home the point that he's just a pawn in your game.
Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Mar 1, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 1, 2014 02:54 |
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Clarste posted:(or at least their lords swear fealty to us) That's basically it. Elath is just a vassal state; we can't directly meddle in its administration for our own benefit. Yet. So the vows are going to go something like this: quote:Since it is your intention to enter into marriage, join your right hands, and declare your consent by repeating after me: I, Princess Elodie... It will be a happy marriage.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2014 03:22 |
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Sign citizenship papers for the dog so it can be considered a commoner, and install the dog. Honestly, any administrator, noble, or commoner we grant the title to is bound by gratitude to do whatever Elodie says for the rest of their lives anyway, so let's just be honest about what this means for Elath's peasantry: Tax, boy! Tax! Arf! Good boy! Now off with their heads! *snarl* Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Mar 9, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 9, 2014 19:38 |
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PARTY! Our astounding Presence will turn every guest into a whimpering mindslave, whom we can use as an army to take back Elath while they're still in their masquerade ball outfits!
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2014 01:55 |
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Divination, divination, and more divination. Lumen didn't do poo poo to save us from that arrow, so let's get to be friends with the gods this time and hope they'll save us. This means send Julianna home too. Do whatever you want with the snake.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 02:05 |
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VinnyDonuts posted:Bah. This is worse than Twitch Plays Pokemon. We'll never see Elodie be a successful queen, if we ever manage to get her there at all. Too many morons yelling dumb poo poo drowning out the people who know what they're talking about. Would you rather everybody in the thread consult GameFAQs before they cast a vote?
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 03:25 |
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Super Jay Mann posted:For further comedy and/or frustration, you could always turn off skill check notifications so you end up having no idea how or why things went bad or what skills you ended up needing The real failure was when we didn't train enough Dogs, so we couldn't train it to jump into the way of random arrows Better train more dogs next time!
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 03:56 |
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MegaZeroX posted:Throw her into the castle dungeons and let her rot! I love his reaction and how it's basically "WELP " He lets his daughter make her first decision as royalty and it's to throw one of the kingdom's duchesses in jail. Have her train divination x3 again, so the gods can explain to her that she should just loving arrest everyone else while she's at it.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2014 01:25 |
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Is there any way to even train up Resist Magic if you throw your magic teacher in a dungeon before finding out how to get your magical powers?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2014 05:53 |
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PUBLISH THE GUTENBERG BIBLE but make it about dogs. Every reference to God is now a reference to Dog. In addition, the metal sort for the word "Dog" will be baptized in dog pee, so everybody knows the book is sacred. Using the power of Technology we will bring all of Nova back into the One True Faith!
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 00:44 |
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That was one lovely omen. Train meditation and lore so we can train more Divination and see more lovely omens. Once our divination skill is high enough, every cow in the kingdom will begin farting out an endless stream of bloody, half-liquefied cow fetuses. The entire kingdom will overflow with explosive bovine miscarriages, drowning Julianna wherever she may be hiding. We'll literally kill her using lovely omens. That's how Divination skill works, right?
Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Mar 19, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 19, 2014 23:40 |
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Force Adair into a marriage. It's what I said to do last time anyway. As an added bonus, we now know that Elath has a poo poo-ton of wealth to steal, and the Tuxedo Princess totally can't resist that.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 02:49 |
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Hyper Crab Tank posted:This is what we needed all that skill to figure out? If the kingdom's funds are all kept in the form of precious metals (which is what it sounded like when we visited the treasury) and accounted for on handwritten ledgers, then it's a miracle that Elodie was able to come up with that precise of a number for the discretionary portion of their funds, honestly. Accounting was probably some messy poo poo in the Middle Ages. Oh yeah, speaking of Middle Ages, tax the poor and then learn lots and lots of Faith until you have a divine revelation that justifies raising taxes even higher. Taxes aren't high enough until the peasants start burning tuxedo-clad effigies in the streets, at which point you can just have them all executed for treason and appropriate their remaining property to the Treasury. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Mar 25, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 25, 2014 23:39 |
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Haifisch posted:I think the point is knowing exactly how much money you have, since you could potentially spend it on a ton of things before this check(and a few things after). The bit about "more taxes=more money, less taxes=less money" is still , though. Yeah, this is discretionary income. The treasury probably has tens of thousands of gold lassi at the very least, as well as various jewelry, paintings, and other valuable "treasures" in it that might get handed out in lieu of a big payment, but the money is almost all earmarked toward things like the world-class Reflexes tutor who walks around and slowly prods a finger at you. How loving much does she get paid to do that, anyway? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Mar 26, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 26, 2014 01:02 |
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So, Brin just straight-up sold out her ex-girlfriend to the greedy, raging nightmare of a princess that is Elodie? Nice. Oh, and that other saltwater geyser during the Festival of the Good Lady was probably staged by Selene, all things considered. Goddamn.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 00:28 |
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Catalina posted:When I was going through a game with the "gently caress Magic, Kill Juliana and all the Lumens" plot, I ended up having Elodie pursue Brin at the same time. It was pretty funny to think of the chain of events that had Brin be someone who had been dumped, become a significant other to the most powerful person in the realm, then having her new girlfriend order the execution of her ex-girlfriend and ex-girlfriend's new partner. quote:WITCH HUNT! You're right though, we should just kill every loving Lumen in the kingdom. Who needs lightsabers when we're about to take over the entire continent via the power of the state-run printing press? God only knows how soon Elodie will realize that the thing can print money as quickly as it can print books. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 27, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 27, 2014 02:52 |
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Marry him and make him pay for the tuxedo he's going to have to wear. It will be a white tuxedo with a built-in collar and leash, and when you reach the altar, you'll just lean over, grab hold of that sucker, and yank him in. He'll have to pay for the rings too. And the reception. And everything else until his duchy is a smoldering, bankrupt ruin. Long live the queen, motherfuckers. Also, holy hell is our lovely dad about to give us access to Caloris's top-secret stash of ancient anti-magic weapons and armor? I take back everything I've said about him. It's time to be faithful to him. Really, really, really faithful. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Mar 28, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 28, 2014 01:57 |
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I wonder what got little Adair so up and afraid of us.quote:You shouldn't be out catching frogs, you know. I'm tempted to drag him along to the party and see if he's a nice enough boy to take a few arrows or crossbow bolts for us, but he probably doesn't want to come out of his room anymore. Stay home and get nice and elegant so we can look classy while slapping him around the castle for not tying his shoelaces in perfectly symmetrical knots. How dare he embarrass the Crown Princess with such grotesquery? Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Mar 29, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 05:55 |
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At the wedding, I'm wearing a tux The groom gets one too, which sucks We'll look quite the same And I'll be quite ashamed 'Til the end, when he's fed to the ducks! Keep bein' elegant.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2014 22:38 |
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ViggyNash posted:Remind me, who's Alice? And who's Arisse? Alice is the maid we're talking to right about now. Arisse, Duchess of Lillah is our fiancé Adair's mom; she wanted regency and control of his lands, but we nabbed it from her. Speaking of which, is anybody still updating the "what we've learned so far" posts? Where are those, anyway?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 21:14 |
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Here comes the skill dump! This is, as far as I can tell, complete for every skill we've trained on all playthroughs. Updating the skill check history will be annoying as gently caress, and I'm not sure I'm going to do that. It looks like JosephWongKS hosted all of that offsite on lpix, which I don't know how to use yet, but if I figure it out I can move this post and updates to it offsite too. Assuming I ever update it. quote:ROYAL DEMEANOR Also, lumen magic really is absolute poo poo to everything it touches, according to the Lore path. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 30, 2014 |
# ¿ Mar 30, 2014 22:29 |
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Air is lava! posted:Elodie is more like an plutocratic great inquisitor who swore to destroy all heathen magic. That's why she also maxed out faith. And that's likely the way she grinded her cruelty skill. And her fanaticism is starting to give her superpowers: Meditation posted:80: You discover that if you put yourself into the right state of mind, your entire body begins to glow faintly. Either she has ESP now or she's going batshit insane and is on the verge of having half of the castle staff executed for treason based on what she thinks they said behind her back about the pillow debacle. Oh yeah, whenever I update the full skill dump now, I'll just link it offsite on the SSLP test post thing that MegaZeroX referred me to. Here's the most recent: http://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=17760 Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Apr 1, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 00:57 |
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There is only one way to answer this threat, and that is to cry havoc and let slip the DOGS of war. That is to say, we'll gift-wrap a dead puppy and mail it to Talasse because gently caress that tariff crap. Pittsburgh Lambic fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Apr 3, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 04:01 |
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Never turn down free stuff, even when you're the princess. Eat them and if they're yummy enough then force Kigal to pay weekly chocolate tribute to the Crown.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2014 22:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 17:12 |
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Join the mounted parade so we can show off our most expensive outfit, our most expensive horse, and our most expensive half-finished warship float that our naval strategy professor has been making us build as part of our studies.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 00:14 |