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Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
We have to go with VIIB and none of that other hipster crap. The captain should be courageous, but mellow out to average by, say, '41. Also go all-in on G7a torpedoes, gently caress that electric piece of crap.

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Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
So now you'e pretty much refitting until '42.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
Is it just me, or does the emblem doggie have a boner?

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
Yep, 1939, VIIB. Let's make it a true roguelike point tonnage attack experience.

GRADENKO, YOU DEAD PANSY, SIT DOWN AND WATCH HOW REAL MEN DO IT.



Let's do this.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
drat those merchant cowards, come back here and fight!

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
I have a sneaking suspicion that with a crate of Jaegermeister on the line, that bastard Gradenko may have sabotaged our boat. :argh:

Spaced God, your first job is to commence a clandestine toilet-clogging mission as soon as U-49 returns to the port.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
We've changed Engineer and poo poo stopped breaking all the time. Go figure.

A bang-up job from the whole crew. Congratulations, the drinks are on me tonight*.


* The offer includes only officers and NCOs.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
Goddamn malingerers, you don't need legs to load torpedoes! :argh:

Seriously men, we need to step up our game, as that punk Kretschmer is about to snatch the Knights Cross before we do.

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
Ice cream runs out as war progresses?

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
How much of a refit time we're looking at?

By the way, I wouldn't mind using my newfound rank and prestige to browbeat the command into transferring me to a cozy type IX once we finally bust this poor boat or generally when we'll be able to push for a proto-drumbeat. This crew will be number one.

Lichtenstein fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Feb 20, 2014

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
Eh, let's give it a try. Maybe it won't be as faulty as this tin can.

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Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
Well that was unexpected.

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