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@chap_butt29 hey @foo_bar6, Cup champs to last in one season. #layoffthebooze next season once I polish off this jager and you get your license back
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End of 2031-32 Season Update Playoff Results CGY def DAL in 6 PHX def ANA in 4 STL def CHI in 4 COL def MIN in 7 NYR def TBL in 6 TOR def BUF in 5 PHI def WSH in 5 NJD def PIT in 6 PHX def CGY in 5 STL def COL in 6 NYR def TOR in 7 NJD def PHI in 5 STL def PHX in 4 NYR def NJD in 7 NYR def STL in 5 Notable Stats Windros finished 3rd in Points; Vittunen is 4th; Luzhin & O'Rourke are 6th http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions New York Rangers Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) St. Louis Blues Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) St. Louis Blues Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) New York Rangers Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Fernando Vando -- Calgary Flames Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Fernando Vando -- Calgary Flames James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Blake Siebenaler -- St. Louis Blues Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Hocket Roboy -- Minnesota Wild Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Robert Obergauer -- Colorado Avalanche Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Brendan Burke -- New York Rangers Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Dek Paynuss -- Colorado Avalanche William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Big McLargeHuge/Oscar Dansk -- Pittsburgh Penguins Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Logan Matheson -- Detroit Red Wings Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Igor Latypov -- St. Louis Blues Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Soup Athanatos -- Carolina Hurricanes Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Igor Latypov -- St. Louis Blues Upcoming Free Agents CGY -- A. Luzhin EDM -- Spamtron LAK -- R. Hextall Jr MIN -- P. Poutine NSH -- D. Bergkamp NYR -- L. Lazaruk PIT -- H. Wang STL -- S. Smashnikov TBL -- Q. Pepperdick TOR -- M. van der Veen VAN -- C. Buttworth WSH -- B. Lundgren WPG -- T. Palin Comments Windros and Lazaruk bring the Rangers a cup in their first year. Lindsay out of nowhere for Athanatos
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2032 Offseason News Notable Retired Players He Hate Me Aurora Steidl Seth Jones Punchki Borkiwicz Fernando Vando Jonathan Huberdeau Andrew Kilza Nikita Kucherov Brendan Dillon Kerby Rychel Nicolas Petan Mikhail Grigorenko Austin Watson Sean Monahan Jacob Trouba Frank Corrado Morgan Klimchuk Darnell Nurse Nikita Nesterov Josh Ho-Sang Cal Ripken Jr Quincey Pepperdick Dennis Bergkamp Oscar Dansk Transaction News CGY -- re-signed A. Luzhin to a $24.7mil/2yr contract EDM -- re-signed Spamtron to a $38.7mil/3yr contract LAK -- re-signed R. Hextall Jr to a $2.7mil/2yr contract MIN -- re-signed P. Poutine to a $37.6mil/3yr contract NYR -- re-signed L. Lazaruk to a $33.3mil/3yr contract PIT -- re-signed H. Wang to a $9.3mil/1yr contract STL -- re-signed S. Smashnikov to a $51.6/4yr contract TOR -- re-signed M. van der Veen to a $36.6mil/3yr contract VAN -- re-signed C. Buttworth to a $13.2mil/1yr contract WSH -- re-signed B. Lundgren to a $38.6mil/3yr contract WPG -- re-signed T. Palin to a $33.6mil/3yr contract 2032-33 Opening Night Info BOS -- B. Skill (88 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain BUF -- Hockles (94 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain BUF -- Potatoes (89 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- A. Luzhin (93 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Asst Captain CGY -- G. Stahl (93 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain CAR -- S. Athanatos (89 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CHI -- O. Hat (89 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain COL -- S. McStabson (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain COL -- I. Chiggers (93 OVR) -- 2nd Line Right Wing -- Asst Captain COL -- D. Paynuss (92 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender CBJ -- B. Urlacher (88 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain DAL -- A. Guibeau (92 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain EDM -- Spamtron (94 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain LAK -- A. Banks (92 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain LAK -- R. Hextall Jr (87 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender MIN -- H. Roboy (92 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain MIN -- P.P. Poutine (92 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain MTL -- R. Fantastic (90 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain NJD -- C. Conway (90 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain NJD -- J. O'Rourke (94 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain NJD -- T. Vittunen (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing NYR -- E. Windros (90 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain NYR -- L. Lazaruk (89 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain PHX -- E. Rutkowski (92 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain PHX -- M. White (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Left Wing -- Captain PIT -- H. Wang (86 OVR) -- 3rd Line Center -- Asst Captain PIT -- B. Borkason (93 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain PIT -- B. McLargeHuge (89 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender SJS -- T. McFlurry (92 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Captain STL -- S. Smashnikov (93 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Asst Captain TOR -- B. Buckaroo (94 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- sba (92 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain TOR -- M. van der Veen (93 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- F. Bar (91 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain VAN -- C. Buttworth (90 OVR) -- 2nd Line Center -- Asst Captain WSH -- A. Jones (88 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- R. Dangler (89 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing -- Asst Captain WSH -- B. Lundgren (95 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing -- Captain WPG -- T. Palin (94 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender Comments Only a handful of goons retired, much less than I was expecting. The regression begins. I forgot to update captains last update, but Windros was captain for their cup win.
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@chap_butt29 #sorry @foo_bar6, goddamnit I was hoping to go back to Minny for the swan song but instead #VAN backed up a dumptruck full of cash
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Jul 25, 2014 09:47
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Ripken is gone, the window has closed. Also, for the first time in my career, first line! Now to get White to retire a year before me so I can retire as a captain. Rutkowski fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Jul 25, 2014 |
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Jul 25, 2014 10:16
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Hockles posted:2032 Offseason News Twice recorded 20+ points in the playoffs. We can only assume also led Poland to international success. Godspeed, Punchki, you no-brainer first-ballot sonuvabitch.
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Jul 25, 2014 12:19
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Art Ross, second round and out, so ends the Vando era  With He Hates Me gone Stahl's pretty much locked up the goon point lead though
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Jul 25, 2014 13:00
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Stickarts posted:Kilza is getting broken by this whole Florida thing. Guyclint got broken by the whole Florida thing. Hey, got a Cup, got a Norris, six-time All Star. I'll take it.
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Jul 25, 2014 14:20
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Ripkens career was stellar, just couldn't put it all together in the playoffs
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Jul 25, 2014 14:25
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Urlacher just can't play with the same enthusiasm without his bro  Good job on the cup win, though, buddy  e: Hockles what did you say the gooniverse record for PIM and Hits was again?
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Jul 25, 2014 14:54
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Carolina got worse. How the gently caress is this possible.
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Jul 25, 2014 15:36
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Passed over for the Norris again, couldn't take it anymore. gently caress you Dallas. 
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Jul 25, 2014 16:37
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MUSH BRAINED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!! What did Brendan Burke do to vault him over me as playoff MVP!?!?
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Jul 25, 2014 16:41
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3rd in playoff scoring playing only two rounds. My back just isn't big enough to carry this team
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Stickarts posted:3rd in playoff scoring playing only two rounds. My back just isn't big enough to carry this team At least you get to the playoffs. loving Sharks man. loving Sharks. e: Woah McFlurry is the captain? When did that happen?
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Jul 25, 2014 16:51
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Ayyyyyyyy, Paynuss got hard(ware)!
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Stickarts posted:Kilza is getting broken by this whole Florida thing. It broke me.  At least I'll always have the memories of carrying Florida's lovely rear end to a Cup victory and getting a few awards.
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Jul 25, 2014 18:24
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Pleads posted:Two-time Cup winner. All-Star. 815 career regular season points. 4353 career regular season PIMs. Good riddance, fuckin' plugger
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Jul 25, 2014 18:41
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THE MACHO MAN posted:MUSH BRAINED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unless: 1) A Skater is over 1.1PPG in the playoffs or 2) The goalie is really bad The goalie always wins the Conn Smythe
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THE MACHO MAN posted:MUSH BRAINED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you already forget the championship we won together 
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All-Star Break 2033 Update All-Stars East -- Badabing Buckaroo (Starting Center) East -- Charlie Conway (2nd Line Left Wing) East -- Bjorn Lundgren (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Martijn van der Veen (Starting Goaltender) West -- Adam Banks (Starting Left Wing) West -- Aleksandr Luzhin (Starting Center) West -- Alex Guibeau (Starting Right Wing) West -- Gunnar Stahl (2nd Line Left Wing) West -- Hocket Roboy (2nd Line Center) West -- Theo McFlurry (2nd Line Right Wing) West -- Emil Rutkowski (3rd Line Left Wing) West -- Foo Bar (3rd Line Center) West -- Spamtron (Starting D-Pairing) Notable Stats Banks & Buckaroo lead the league in Points; Conway is 3rd; Guibeau & Roboy are 5th; Hockles is 7th Buckaroo leads the league in Goals; Banks is 2nd; Roboy is 4th; Guibeau is 7th Conway leads the league in Assists; Banks & Luzhin are 6th Spamtron is 2nd in Points by a D-Man; Hat is 6th; Smashnikov is 7th Conway leads the league in +/-; Banks is 2nd; O'Rourke is 3rd; Hockles is 6th Potatoes is 2nd in PIM; O'Rourke is 3rd; Borkason is 8th Rutkowski is 7th in Hits van der Veen is 2nd in GAA; Hextall Jr is 5th; Athanatos is 7th Athanatos is 2nd in SV%; Hextall Jr is 3rd; van der Veen is 4th van der Veen leads the league in Wins; Paynuss is 5th; McLargeHuge is 7th Transaction News None Injury Report LAK -- R. Hextall Jr is out with a Mild Concussion. Expected return is 2/2/33 MTL -- R. Fantastic is out with an MCL Sprain. Expected return is 4/7/33 PIT -- B. Borkason is out with a Separated Shoulder. Expected return is 2/28/32 Comments Roboy has broken the Top 9 Most Games Played  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Wow does Boston ever suck e: broke 1k assists AND 2k PIM  e: Here is a full list of actual NHLers who ever had 2000 PIM ans also at least 1000 points 
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2 PIM in 45 games? jesus what a goddamn hero i make one hit every two games lmao
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2033 All-Star Gamepre:1 2 3 East 2 0 1 - 3 West 0 1 1 - 2 East West 3 Goals 2 27 Total Shots 39 17 Hits 19 18:46 Time On Attack 21:16 40 Faceoffs 42 8 PIM 2 0/1 Powerplays 1/4 1st Period 3:27 -- (East) L. Draisaitl (S. Koekkoek, B. Bala) 19:14 - (East) N. Scott (P. Plante) 2nd Period 4:47 -- (West) T. McFlurry (F. Bar, A. Luzhin) 3rd Period 7:48 -- (West) R. Maheux (A. Luzhin, F. Bar) 20:00 - (East) B. Byers (I. Weaver, B. Buckaroo) Penalty Summary 1st Period 5:25 -- (East) N. Scherbak -- Holding (Minor) 7:41 -- (West) H. Roboy -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 4:33 -- (East) I. Weaver -- Tripping (Minor) 10:49 - (East) N. MacKinnon -- High Sticking (Minor) 3rd Period 5:47 -- (East) N. MacKinnon -- High Sticking (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (East) Martijn van der Veen (2.00 GAA, .949 SV%, 37 saves) 2) (West) Aleksandr Luzhin (2 assists) 3) (West) Foo Bar (2 assists)  
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End of 2032-33 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Banks lead the league in Points; Luzhin is 2nd; Buckaroo is 3rd; Stahl is 5th; Guibeau is 6th; Roboy is 7th; Hockles is 8th Banks lead the league in Goals; Buckaroo is 2nd; Roboy is 6th; Guibeau is 8th Luzhin lead the league in Assists; Conway is 2nd; Stahl is 6th; Banks & McFlurry are 7th Poutine is 5th in Points by a D-Man; Smashnikov is 8th Banks lead the league in +/-; Buckaroo is 6th Potatoes is 3rd in PIM; O'Rourke is 5th; Urlacher is 6th; Borkason is 7th van der Veen is 4th in GAA; McLargeHuge is 6th van der Veen is 2nd in SV%; Athanatos & McLargeHuge are 6th; Paynuss is 8th van der Veen lead the league in Wins; McLargeHuge is 2nd; Paynuss is 3rd; Hextall Jr is 6th Transaction News None Injury Report COL -- I. Chiggers is out with a Separated Shoulder. Expected return is 5/19/33 Comments The Rangers have fallen back into the cellar. Banks will win all the skater trophies A non-goon will win the Norris and Vezina  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats
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Dubious posted:@chap_butt29 #sorry @foo_bar6, goddamnit I was hoping to go back to Minny for the swan song but instead #VAN backed up a dumptruck full of cash @foo_bar6 It was good news @chap_butt29, I need a first mate! Call me Captain, or Sir from now on please though. @foo_bar6 I learned everything about being a Captain from a man named Morgan.
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Jul 26, 2014 00:53
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Career PPG player. 1611GP, 573-1042-1615
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Fuckin GO BUFFALO
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@steidl53 Hey, @foo_bar6, go kick the poo poo out of my worthless team
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Probably the last chance here for Wang  @BigWang66 cant remember how to get up in the arena #oldwang #sore #needsacup
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Oh sure now San Jose decides they want to be good. 
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Furnaceface posted:Oh sure now San Jose decides they want to be good. Your captaincy was cancer
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Aurora posted:Your captaincy was cancer I just became the captain. In my last year (probably). 
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End of 2032-33 Season Update Playoff Results PHX def CGY in 5 SJS def LAK in 6 VAN def STL in 5 MIN def DAL in 7 BUF def MTL in 6 TBL def TOR in 5 PIT def WSH in 6 NJD def NYI in 5 SJS def PHX in 5 MIN def VAN in 5 BUF def TBL in 7 PIT def NJD in 5 BUF def PIT in 4 SJS def MIN in 6 BUF def SJS in 7 Notable Stats Roboy lead the league in Points; Hockles is 7th http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2014 for Complete Stats NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Buffalo Sabres Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) St. Louis Blues Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) San Jose Sharks Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Buffalo Sabres Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Adam Banks -- Los Angeles Kings Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Adam Banks -- Los Angeles Kings James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Shea Theodore -- Anaheim Ducks Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Valentin Zykov -- Los Angeles Kings Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Pete Lie -- Montreal Canadiens Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Samuel Wright -- Buffalo Sabres Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Martijn van der Veen -- Toronto Maple Leafs William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Big McLargeHuge -- Pittsburgh Penguins Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Joshua Thornton -- Florida Panthers Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Charlie Conway -- New Jersey Devils Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Adam Banks -- Los Angeles Kings Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Adam Banks -- Los Angeles Kings Upcoming Free Agents BOS -- B. Skill BUF -- Hockles CGY -- G. Stahl COL -- S. McStabson COL -- I. Chiggers DAL -- A. Guibeau MTL -- R. Fantastic NJD -- J. O'Rourke NJD -- T. Vittunen NYR -- E. Windros PHX -- E. Rutkowski PHX -- M. White PIT -- H. Wang SJS -- T. McFlurry TOR -- B. Buckaroo TOR -- sba VAN -- F. Bar VAN -- C. Buttworth WSH -- R. Dangler Comments McFlurry falls just short of his first cup. Hockles becomes the first 4-time champion Charlie Conway finally learned how to play two-way hockey, and not just be a scorer. I anticipate a mass goon exodus.
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Jul 26, 2014 05:13
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Furnaceface posted:I just became the captain. In my last year (probably). You could have become captain a season and a half earlier, at some point Hertl was traded away.
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Jul 26, 2014 05:16
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FUCKIN RIGHTS THERE SABRES ATTABOYS ATTABOYS
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Jul 26, 2014 05:18
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Motherfucker So bloody close. Get hosed Buffalo.
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Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Valentin Zykov -- Los Angeles Kings gently caress YOu
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