NHL Be A Pro -- Goon Style '14: Hockles Doesn't Sleep Edition

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JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

1 assist is good Wang, now get a game misconduct and keep that rating low enough for a better team to grab you

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:45

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:39

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

2014 Draft Class Olympic Break Rankings

This includes the team projected to take the prospect based on their standings at the Olympic break.

Went from 19th to 7th, plus got an assist in the prospects game. I'm liking where this is going. :getin:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 01:51

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

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# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:12

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Winnipeg Jets select...

Andrew Kilza, Center from Edmonton of the WHL.

Haha, yeeeeeeeeeees. :unsmigghh:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:19

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:21

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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Hockles fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Feb 17, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:30

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Poor guy, condemned to the Sabres

also :f5:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:31

Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

Watch me become the top scorer on the Kings :shepface:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:33

Rutkowski: Apr 28, 2008; CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

Aurora posted:

Watch me become the top scorer on the Kings

Ten goals a year it is!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:36

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Aurora posted:

Watch me become the top scorer on the Kings

Not like that would be hard. :downsrim:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:36

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:40

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Oh god im the player who gets picked from a traded pick in like a jason strudwick trade wont i

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:41

Xtanstic: Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Winnipeg Jets select...

Andrew Kilza, Center from Edmonton of the WHL.

That seems like quite the reach based on the Prospect Rankings

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:43

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
Powodzenia dla wszystkich uczestnik�w dzisiejszej nocy #cunextyear #1strounder

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:43

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:50

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:51

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...

Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.

Well, that's fuckin precise.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:51

fits: Jan 1, 2008; Love Always,
The Captain

A wrong was just righted

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:51

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

Hahahaha this is amazing.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:51

Captain Internet: Apr 20, 2005; HOTLANTA
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

Itchy Chiggers ain't gettin drafted. He is gonna be a ball hockey player by the end of his "career."

He is also going to drink Malt Liquer in public and claim Shlitz is his sponsor and he's just advertising.

Captain Internet fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Feb 6, 2014

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:52

Xtanstic: Nov 23, 2007

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...

Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.

How are you rigging the draft Mr. Bettman?

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:53

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...

Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.

This game. The best game.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:53

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...

Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.

That is perfect and beautiful in every possible way.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:53

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Hockles.

This is gonna be good.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:55

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

Yeah seriously was this rigged in some way? I was kind of looking forward to languishing on Long Island.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 02:55

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:00

checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

ron hextall jr. is going to get traded to colorado in 2024 mark my words

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:03

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

@PWiczy97
Szczere gratulacje dla @Oilers do poprawy do 8 w klasyfikacji generalnej

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:04

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:10

FUCK COREY PERRY: Apr 19, 2008

Ahahaha Ron Hextall Jr going to the Flyers, this is perfect.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:11

real_scud: Sep 5, 2002; One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Hockles posted:

With the 8th Overall Pick, the Edmonton Oilers select...

Dennis Bergkamp, Goaltender from Sault Ste. Marie of the OHL.

Oh god it may be worse to die on the vine in Edmonton than play in Washington. Please play awesome virtual me, and get used as trade bait at the deadline to an actual good team.

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:14

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:20

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:32

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:39

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Aww, no chance of a Fantastic-Wang line.

Still hope for a Wang-Dangler line though!

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:41

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:46

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:54

Ceyton: Oct 9, 2004; YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

Hockles posted:

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Philadelphia Flyers select...

Ron Hextall Jr, Goaltender from Brandon of the WHL.

Pyh� kusip��! This is off to a good start :f5:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 03:56

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
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# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 03:39

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

why does no one in the NHL want Wang :saddowns:

# ? Feb 6, 2014 04:02

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